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PEE ON LADY
I pee on lady!
I wanna pee on lady...
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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


"Never in my life!" she said

In the shower doesn't count but maybe it does for polling purposes

raton fucked around with this message at 08:36 on May 2, 2016

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you know what no

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
On? No. In? Yes. That's how you do The Sex after all!

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
E: Smartphones are dumb

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
One time my dog woke me up cause he had to pee. So I took him out and had to pee me self. So since it was like 12 I decide to just pee in the yard and my dog came by to sniff my pee puddle but I wasn't done and I ended up peeing all on his face

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Volume posted:

One time my dog woke me up cause he had to pee. So I took him out and had to pee me self. So since it was like 12 I decide to just pee in the yard and my dog came by to sniff my pee puddle but I wasn't done and I ended up peeing all on his face

you genius

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
voted 2 of 3

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

voted 2 of 3

sup

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Volume posted:

One time my dog woke me up cause he had to pee. So I took him out and had to pee me self. So since it was like 12 I decide to just pee in the yard and my dog came by to sniff my pee puddle but I wasn't done and I ended up peeing all on his face

Tha's boy dog

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

you know what no

I don't believe you for a fucken second

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Volume posted:

One time my dog woke me up cause he had to pee. So I took him out and had to pee me self. So since it was like 12 I decide to just pee in the yard and my dog came by to sniff my pee puddle but I wasn't done and I ended up peeing all on his face

99% of my pisses are on a bush and my dog is always wandering in there sniffing and such yet I have never pissed on her. So no OP.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
If you didn't pee on a lady you can vote no in the poll

If you did you can vote I PEE ON LADY

If you didn't but you want to there is also an option for you

somethingawful.com

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
a small handful of times it wasnt my idea and not really my bag but it also didnt seem like a big commitment on my part if it got get their engine going

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i routinely piss on women as a matter of principle

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

i routinely piss on women as a matter of principle

What heights are vinolved

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sheep-Goats posted:

What heights are vinolved

ottoman and beneath

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Yes but she was on fire and we'd recently had a huge argument where I specifically said I wouldn't do that. It was humiliating for me.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
I did it to this one lady while taking a shower. :D

Shaquin posted:

a small handful of times it wasnt my idea and not really my bag but it also didnt seem like a big commitment on my part if it got get their engine going

ya but then your lady smells like pissssssss, ya know?

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Did YOU ever pee on a lady, OP?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

ottoman and beneath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_D4L0SI2Rk

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dethkon posted:

Did YOU ever pee on a lady, OP?

Yeh

AND I vote



hey hey hey hey hey

I HAVE NEVER WATNED TO PEE ON LADY BECAUSE OF SEXY

JUST PRANK

raton fucked around with this message at 08:51 on May 2, 2016

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Yes but she was on fire and we'd recently had a huge argument where I specifically said I wouldn't do that. It was humiliating for me.

bithc

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i had this girl one time who would always want to follow me to the bathroom to watch me pee. that's as close as I got. sorry op and get hosed.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Iron Prince posted:

i had this girl one time who would always want to follow me to the bathroom to watch me pee. that's as close as I got. sorry op and get hosed.

Noted IP

Thanks

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


one ex of mine wanted to pee on me but I don't want to be peed on. Animals have peed on me sometimes and I have never once been turned on by it and in fact I think its gross.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

i listenened to all 5mins of that and it sucked

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

i listenened to all 5mins of that and it sucked

:wink:

I posted that because I didn't know what an ottoman height was

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Shithouse Dave posted:

one ex of mine wanted to pee on me but I don't want to be peed on. Animals have peed on me sometimes and I have never once been turned on by it and in fact I think its gross.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Sheep-Goats posted:

:wink:

I posted that because I didn't know what an ottoman height was

About 5' 8"

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sheep-Goats posted:

:wink:

I posted that because I didn't know what an ottoman height was

welcome to the list

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

welcome to the list

Who else is on the list?!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dethkon posted:

About 5' 8"

My brother said the giant Hodor-esq private threw the Turkman down the stone steps in Germany after the knife was pulled and split his head open

I ate doner

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I peed on a dude.

I was little and one of my older brothers friends was picking on me and I was all like "Stop it, or I'll pee on you". He didn't, I did, and it was a problem because he was sitting on the railing of a 2nd floor balcony when I let fly. I think he got pretty busted up judging by how mad all the parents were, and the fact that he didn't kill me.

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
For sure, i've peed a little in the shower and it likely landed on her feet

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
What type of pee on a lady we talking here? In the shower? Hell that's easy. In a non shower context when I'm sober? Not sure I could get myself to do it.


...yet

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

solaranus posted:

What type of pee on a lady we talking here? In the shower? Hell that's easy. In a non shower context when I'm sober? Not sure I could get myself to do it.


...yet

Sheep-Goats posted:

In the shower doesn't count but maybe it does for polling purposes

:mad:

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
super loving glad no one has ever looked at me and casual asked "hey can I piss on you"

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

super loving glad no one has ever looked at me and casual asked "hey can I piss on you"

Me 2 probs

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Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

super loving glad no one has ever looked at me and casual asked "hey can I piss on you"

The first step on the path to goondom is avoiding mentally ill people that think they were born with the brain of a dog

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