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Baxter posted:good friend of my wife ended up ultimately getting a divorce because the friends husband asked her to pee on him. They had other issues, but that was the thing that sealed it. loving lol i had no idea this world is so full of loving pissbabies
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god drat philistines can't enjoy the finer things in life like drinking fine french wine and pissing it out later all over your woman's face
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Baxter posted:good friend of my wife ended up ultimately getting a divorce because the friends husband asked her to pee on him. They had other issues, but that was the thing that sealed it. really? not even in the shower and hidden from the eyes of god? what a prude, if the dude has anything good left then its his story about how he got a divorced
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May 3, 2016 01:52
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Baxter posted:good friend of my wife ended up ultimately getting a divorce because the friends husband asked her to pee on him. They had other issues, but that was the thing that sealed it. To my marriage: Rest in piss
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May 3, 2016 01:53
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looking forward to the follow-up thread: Did you ever crap on a lady?
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May 3, 2016 01:56
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I knew a couple in High School who had sex for the first time. He had no clue what he was doing so he apparently peed inside her vag. They were out of condoms after that incident so they continued on with a grocery bag in place of a condom. I have no idea how that could happen but they both confirmed it and why would you make something like that up?
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May 3, 2016 01:58
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The_Cack posted:looking forward to the follow-up thread: Did you ever crap on a lady? No that's gross 
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RVWinkle posted:I knew a couple in High School who had sex for the first time. He had no clue what he was doing so he apparently peed inside her vag. They were out of condoms after that incident so they continued on with a grocery bag in place of a condom. literally laughing out loud
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May 3, 2016 02:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeEBYW_GhE
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May 3, 2016 02:08
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Ages ago I had the chance and for some reason I turned it down. I sorta regret that decision. 
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May 3, 2016 02:10
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Ages ago I had the chance and for some reason I turned it down. just ask, you might be surprised how many people are down
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May 3, 2016 02:11
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voted everything only because I am required to do so at checkbox polls. peaec
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Ages ago I had the chance and for some reason I turned it down. Technically you have the chance every time you leave the house but that's probably a bad way to conceptualize the situation
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May 3, 2016 02:21
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Sheep-Goats posted:Technically you have the chance every time you open a window
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May 3, 2016 02:21
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i can taste piss
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May 3, 2016 02:29
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rain is just god's piss if you think about it and hail is when he gets kidney stones
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MiracleWhale posted:rain is just god's piss if you think about it and hail is when he gets kidney stones whats snow
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May 3, 2016 02:32
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Mange Mite posted:whats snow when god gets gonorrhea
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MiracleWhale posted:when god gets gonorrhea dude should really lay off the streetwalkers in november, its like fuckign clockwork
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May 3, 2016 02:39
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Mange Mite posted:dude should really lay off the streetwalkers in november, its like fuckign clockwork gotta stay warm somehow 
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Mariana Horchata posted:really? not even in the shower and hidden from the eyes of god? what a prude, if the dude has anything good left then its his story about how he got a divorced He was a creepy dude and I didn't like hanging out with him/them. No one really did. She was good-looking enough to not have put up with it. I think there was more to the story but my wife wouldn't tell me because I kept making piss jokes.
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When I was in jr high a couple of guys started telling me a story about how they were trying to teach this other guy how to masturbate in the gym locker room, and apparently he up and whizzed all over the place. I don't have more details because I naturally asked "why were you trying to teach Ben how to masturbate" and everybody kinda clammed up after that
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May 3, 2016 03:10
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This has FIFTY TWO total views. You posted a video of someone getting pissed on in the shower with fifty two views. How.
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May 3, 2016 04:23
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the black husserl posted:This has FIFTY TWO total views. 53 views now
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May 3, 2016 04:27
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yeah in a pool underwater, so that doesnt count. so sorry
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May 3, 2016 04:38
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what if you pee in a pool? E: nm answered already.
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May 3, 2016 04:43
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Haier posted:Would u ever poop on a lady? A Cleveland steamer? Maybe if I was getting a divorce.
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May 3, 2016 04:52
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No. I've been asked to do that to someone else, but ew.
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May 3, 2016 07:45
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Although I did know someone at some point who asked a lady to pee on him. She wanted a bottle of booze and so she agreed to pee on him in exchange for some lovely whisky.
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May 3, 2016 07:48
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Orkin Mang posted:i listenened to all 5mins of that and it sucked 1000 sounds lotus is better than these guys. If a lady asked me to pee on her I would have to, I think.
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May 3, 2016 07:53
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I would do it if asked but only if it was like outside or in the shower or something. I ain't gonna piss all over my bedroom.
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May 3, 2016 09:06
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My wife used used to ask me all the time, a couple of times I gave in and did it. One time it went quite well and she was very happy with it. Another I was erect and also a bit nervous/uncomfortable about the situation which made it very hard to pee. I strained trying to make it happen and "paaarp", yeah I farted. A little bit of pee dribbled out.
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May 3, 2016 10:09
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CabaretVoltaire posted:My wife used used to ask me all the time, a couple of times I gave in and did it. paaarp what the gently caress
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May 3, 2016 10:11
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May 3, 2016 10:16
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A domme pissed on my dick then when I asked my mouth and I didn't taste too bad. The fortress NYC is nice and affordable. I recommend mistress Rey. It was very professional
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May 3, 2016 12:53
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Friend of mine was just dating a photographer who liked to get peed on. They dated for a little bit and she peed on him a couple of times before he flaked out on her. Artists, amirite?
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i wonder if after a while they get to know when in the relationship to bring up the wanting to be peed on thing? guessing not a first date ice breaker
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May 3, 2016 17:46
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Conscious ones?
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May 3, 2016 17:51
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donkey salami posted:i wonder if after a while they get to know when in the relationship to bring up the wanting to be peed on thing? It's after you wear your Ask Me About Piss t-shirt
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Sheep-Goats posted:It's after you wear your Ask Me About Piss t-shirt Im takin notes here
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