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some guys are married for years before learning their partner doesn't know about firefly. i was lucky to catch on at the wedding planner's office.
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Hi grandma, please sign the guestbook. First name, last name, Battle.net ID. Mum asked me to tell you to be careful because instead of flower petals we're throwing white and black legos
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May 2, 2016 10:41
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i'm currently working on a website and app where you can crowdsource wives and husbands in an open source hackable p2p environment, i'm calling it "ImABigDumbButtWithNoSocialSkillsBlr" think of it as the uber of the marriage (and divorce) industry.
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May 2, 2016 10:43
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Grand Prize Winner posted:post more nerd poo poo failing. no bernie sanders or star citizen, please
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Otisburg posted:gotta say as father of a young girl i'm imagining her coming to me in 15-20 years with a prospective son in law asking me to pay for their comicon destination naruto-themed wedding and contemplating eating a gun You're actually being way too optimistic, the animes the kids will be watching in 15 to 20 years will be massively worse than Naruto by a margin that is completely unimaginable to us here and now.
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May 2, 2016 10:59
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and that's why this forum is dying nobody can accept the anime future
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abigserve posted:This is probably the most important decision I will ever make Ahaha, no. I mean it seems like it at a glace, but after the second or third time you begin to realize it's about as big a decision as buying a scratch ticket. It seems like a good idea in the moment, and then a few minutes later it's all disappointment and tossing the evidence in a gas station dumpster. True story, I actually met my second wife at my first wedding. Lord Frankenstyle fucked around with this message at 11:04 on May 2, 2016 |
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Frankenstyle posted:True story, I actually met my second wife at my first wedding. 
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May 2, 2016 11:03
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how do nerds even get married anyway it's not like you can make a wedding ring out of binary or keyboards why not just stay online
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May 2, 2016 11:09
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im going to have a jock marriage where everyone has to throw a log over another log
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May 2, 2016 11:10
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Alan Smithee posted:im going to have a jock marriage where everyone has to throw a log over another log And thanks to the supreme court for making that possible.
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May 2, 2016 11:12
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Reminds me of those couples who hold their real-life marriage ceremonies inside MMOs.
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May 2, 2016 11:12
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If I ever get married it will be at a courthouse. Anyone remember that goon wedding thread where terrible ideas like this were the norm? "Sure the wedding cost $20k, and we got divorced a couple years later, but we had a bouncy house" 
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May 2, 2016 11:13
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enraged_camel posted:Reminds me of those couples who hold their real-life marriage ceremonies inside MMOs. goonfession: prior to our actual wedding our mmo guys got married. we divorced irl, but i guess technically my night elf beastmaster hunter is still married to her night elf balance druid 
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May 2, 2016 11:14
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sex idiot posted:how do nerds even get married anyway it's not like you can make a wedding ring out of binary or keyboards why not just stay online The wedding cake topper industry has foreseen this 
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May 2, 2016 11:16
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Salem Saberhagen posted:She wanted to maintain her open relationship after the wedding and he was just not having it. Nerds tend to have broken brains and commitment issues?
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May 2, 2016 11:21
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ugh! blergh. *spits* This cake is for Nerds!
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May 2, 2016 11:26
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lol if you arent just going to weddings for the open bar anyway
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Nerd marriages are terrible. My wife once said to me that I wasn't as important as her Torchwood fanfiction. We're in therapy now.
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May 2, 2016 11:40
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lest we forget http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3201527&pagenumber=1827&perpage=40#post410260019
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May 2, 2016 11:55
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Otisburg posted:my best friend got married to a gal he met in world of warcraft and they had a "cloud city" themed wedding cake with han and leia plus the falcon on top of a pink and fuchsia cake with cotton candy on top. (cotton candy does not stay fluffy long). I work with a dude who's engaged to a chick he met on WoW. They've been engaged for years, she's fat and physically abusive and he's probably slightly less fat and emotionally abusive and right now they sleep in separate rooms and do nothing but fight. So all around that's two WoW romance success stories.
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Cthulu Carl posted:I work with a dude who's engaged to a chick he met on WoW. They've been engaged for years, she's fat and physically abusive and he's probably slightly less fat and emotionally abusive and right now they sleep in separate rooms and do nothing but fight. well ok but you missed out the the most important point - do they still game together? online in separate rooms counts.
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lorn Wayne posted:well ok but you missed out the the most important point - do they still game together? They actually do.
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I dunno, it sounds to me like she made the first genuinely adult decision of her life. The catalyst was probably the realization that her fiancé insisted on pixel art for their save-the-dates. Gaming is a hobby, not a loving identity. Neeeeeerds!
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:You're actually being way too optimistic, the animes the kids will be watching in 15 to 20 years will be massively worse than Naruto by a margin that is completely unimaginable to us here and now. Tentacle rape will be mainstream by then.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:You're actually being way too optimistic, the animes the kids will be watching in 15 to 20 years will be massively worse than Naruto by a margin that is completely unimaginable to us here and now.
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DirtyMick posted:Tentacle rape will be mainstream by then. get with the times grandpa, tentacle rape has been passe since like 2010
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The White Dragon posted:get with the times grandpa, tentacle rape has been passe since like 2010 Tentacle rape has been passe since it got mentioned in the CBS sitcom "Yes, Dear". Tim Conway gets into comics and the skinny annoying bird woman that's not married to Mike O'Malley is all " Oh you mean like ones about superheros like Superman, of ones where underaged girls get violated by viscous tendrils of writhing flesh like Overfiend?" I dunno when that episode originally aired, but I remember a rerun of it as far back as 2006.
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Alan Smithee posted:and that's why this forum is dying Fight the future
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Now this is romance
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shadow puppet of a posted:You put a shower caddy's suction cup on the screen, bite the nubbin end in your teeth and then slip your tongue out between your incisors to flick at the capacitive screen shutter icon. If he was capable of pulling off this move she would never have left.
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May 2, 2016 14:05
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That should free up more time for gaming.
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FlimFlam Imam posted:That should free up more time for gaming. silver linings abound 
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May 2, 2016 15:34
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haha level cap maybe the dlc will raise it and you can get married *dlc cancelled*
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Leveling up? More like Game Over you loving nerd.
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Leveling up? More like Game Over you loving nerd. Lol
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Leveling up? More like Game Over you loving nerd. ha ha
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dick 1 complete please insert dick 2 to continue cuckolded
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Not enough blocks for the "will you " ? Or is it more like inputting commands to a robot. Beep boop marry me!
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