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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

CJacobs posted:

Why are you using the :D emoticon, this is nothing to :D about

he thinks getting cheated on is funny.

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Darkman Fanpage posted:

sorry you were unable to sexually please your wife :D

lol she had to go outside the bonds of matrimony on him to find satisfaction if you know what i mean

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

CJacobs posted:

Why are you using the :D emoticon, this is nothing to :D about

:D

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
sharing in GBS never works out

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

enraged_camel posted:

he thinks getting cheated on is funny.

it is!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Germstore posted:

sharing in GBS never works out

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Please post pics from your wedding

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Things that are good to share in GBS

Hate

Anger

Rage

Gross pictures

Bad movie trailers

Opinions about trannys

MSPain creations

Your sadness over the death of <latest dead celebrity>

Dank memes



Things that are bad to share in GBS

Everything else

Things to NEVER share in GBS

Details of your sad retard existence (Thats what E/N is for)

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

fyodor posted:

lol she had to go outside the bonds of matrimony on him to find satisfaction if you know what i mean

Rofl

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

Son of Rodney posted:

"so today we marry ... *sighs* link *points to bride* and ...ugh... zelda *points to groom* to be player one and play-"

"ZELDA'S THE WOMAN"

"I know what I said"

If any Pokemon trainers object then activate your pokeballs now or forever hold your peace.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I think en should be rolled back into gbs

Just make threads with EN tags unable to be edited by posters

And bannable to misuse the EN tag

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

CJacobs posted:

Please post pics from your wedding

why would i get married? that's just asking for trouble. havent you been reading the thread?

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Jim Barris posted:

I've known people in open relationships and it always struck me as a sort of mean con that the woman in the relationship had hustled the man into. They wanted to have their cake and eat it too.

i can always tell when the a poly relationship is about to go into a death spiral when all the dude can ever talk about is how great his relationship is and no one will understand and its such a wonderful pffbbbtttblahhhpbbbbbbbblllllttttttttt

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster

Booblord Zagats posted:

Things that are good to share in GBS

Pain

Anger

Hate

Fear

Chaos

Darkness

Evil

Hell

The gates are open

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Bonzo posted:

My ex-wife kinda did this. One day she's all, "what if we could gently caress our friends as well as each other?" I told her that I had no friends that I wanted to gently caress but if she was serious, there were one or two of HER friends I wouldn't mind loving. Funny, she wanted to part of that. A year later I caught her cheating on me.

Welp, that's my open relationship story.

what's her AIM

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Darkman Fanpage posted:

why would i get married? that's just asking for trouble. havent you been reading the thread?

I'm not surprised you don't have the ability to commit to something like that

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
hosed up that i lack the ability to commit to something that has a 50/50 chance of failing. i must be crazy for taking a dim view of an institution that is becoming more and more irrelevant.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
That's one way of looking at a committed romantic partnership

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Goon Defines Multi-Faceted Emotional Connection In Terms Of Raw Statistical Evaluation, World Continues Spinning

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

CJacobs posted:

Goon Defines Multi-Faceted Emotional Connection In Terms Of Raw Statistical Evaluation, World Continues Spinning

Goons defend life-long, difficult to disentangle legal contracts based on the lie that humans are monogamous animals.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

UNUCH

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

CJacobs posted:

Goon Defines Multi-Faceted Emotional Connection In Terms Of Raw Statistical Evaluation, World Continues Spinning

I just roll a d20.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i must be crazy for taking a dim view of an institution that is becoming more and more irrelevant.

Enough about your sex life!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Clitch posted:

Goons defend life-long, difficult to disentangle legal contracts based on the lie that humans are monogamous animals.

hmmm not quite as snappy as the other guy. Workshop it.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

"I just flipped a coin. That's called statistics." -a goon

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Clitch posted:

Goons defend life-long, difficult to disentangle legal contracts based on the lie that humans are monogamous animals.

Contract or no, living with someone for decades and having kids with them, buying cars with them, buying pets and houses with them is going to entangle poo poo real hard.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

fyodor posted:

"I just flipped a coin. That's called statistics." -a goon

it's called the coin theory. :smug:

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Iron Prince posted:

i bet she cheat on him with some MLG pro

My Little Gastropod?

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Clitch posted:

Goons defend life-long, difficult to disentangle legal contracts based on the lie that humans are monogamous animals.

Enjoy not being able to visit your loved one at the hospital during emergencies and paying much higher taxes.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

The only poly poo poo that even vaguely works is when serious degenerate perverts decide to be poly from day one. Instead we get dumb fat nerds in a failing relationship using it as a pit stop on the road to pathetic cucksville.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

enraged_camel posted:

Enjoy not being able to visit your loved one at the hospital during emergencies and paying much higher taxes.

Power of Attorney works pretty well, unless you're a gay in the South.

You pay more taxes because the government is full of unhappy married people.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I am gonna ask a honest question cause it seems I dont notice things around SA much.


Why/When did C L U C K become a nerd thing and why is it something you nerds keep talking about?

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009

max4me posted:

I am gonna ask a honest question cause it seems I dont notice things around SA much.


Why/When did C L U C K become a nerd thing and why is it something you nerds keep talking about?

I think it's something a lot of nerds have first hand experience with. Girls sleep around on them for obvious reasons . They start to get off on the idea.
So a cuckold is born...

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I blame the first erotica writing thread

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Booblord Zagats posted:

Things that are good to share in GBS

Hate

Anger

Rage

Gross pictures

Bad movie trailers

Opinions about trannys

MSPain creations

Your sadness over the death of <latest dead celebrity>

Dank memes



Things that are bad to share in GBS

Everything else

Things to NEVER share in GBS

Details of your sad retard existence (Thats what E/N is for)

My opinion is the exact opposite

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
You guys ever taken a poo poo so heavy that it made you feel like you slept for days?

I just did while reading the op

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Ugh a wedding isn't "leveling up" it's adding another character to your party.
It's often a bad idea anyway, because if you don't do the character's quest or make choices they agree with, the character leaves the party they end up taking all their equipped inventory with them so you might lose some really good items.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

canyoneer posted:

Ugh a wedding isn't "leveling up" it's adding another character to your party.
It's often a bad idea anyway, because if you don't do the character's quest or make choices they agree with, the character leaves the party they end up taking all their equipped inventory with them so you might lose some really good items.

at least you can pk them if you find a better companion

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

8 track betamax posted:

My opinion is the exact opposite

I wish it was the opposite, too. But experience says that the list is ultimately correct

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Blue Train posted:

at least you can pk them if you find a better companion

yeah but you lose huge rep with the guards faction

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