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* Walks down pre check line, but doesn't have pre check like a loving idiot * * Talks to the TSA agent because they have all the time in the world * * Listens to literally 0 instructions * * Holds up the line because they brought giant costco sized containers of various condiments like you're not supposed to do * * Stands in front of the xray machine getting dressed instead of taking your poo poo and g'ing tfo * Condiment thing is a true story. I witnessed some old lady get busted for condiments and then become very upset when they threw it away.
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# ? May 2, 2016 14:51 |
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ITT ITT ITT ITT ITT
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# ? May 2, 2016 14:59 |
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Elder prejudice must be eliminated before I become old.
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:01 |
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I'll have you know I'm far too important to stand here behind you, you're making me late for sitting over there.
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:03 |
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Old people are great bc you can just slip you drugs in they pockets as they walk through the scanners and collect them on the other side.
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:09 |
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Airport security is ok, it's kind of funny to see shocked old honkies getting hassled by law enforcement for the first time in their lives.
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:12 |
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my dad just flew for the first time in a while and hes getting to that curmudgeony old age and every time i told him hed have to take something off the response was a disbelieving "what??" "this line... i remember back when this was way different." "dad you gotta take off your jacket" "what??" "dad you gotta take your wallet out of your pocket" "what!? my wallet!?!? "dad you cant wear your hat through there" "what????" "dad you gotta take off your shoes-" "my shoes!?!?!?" "your belt has a metal buckle dad" "WHAT!?!?!?" he forgot to take off his belt
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:18 |
lmao of at americans being so used to being treated like poo poo by TSA, that they start making fun of people who remember a time when you were still treated with respect lmfao "look at that old guy, thinks he should be treated like a person. What an idiot"
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:23 |
hahahaha "who does he think he is, somebody who is allowed to have a normal sized bottle of water?" *smugly sips his 3 oz coca cola "fun size" that he bought for 5$, bends over for the cavity search*
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:26 |
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what airport are you flying from where the TSA people aren't extremely aggressively rude black ladies? like lol yeah sure they are speaking politely with old people and letting them hold up the line
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:27 |
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oh... my toothpaste? but it was given to me by my granddaughter... well, ok, you can take it but i expect you to give it back when i come back from my trip
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:27 |
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I used to fly pretty regularly between Montana and O'Hare. The difference in TSA civility was... pronounced.
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:29 |
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*squats, shits in hand* *eats own poo poo*
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:29 |
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Son of Rodney posted:lmao of at americans being so used to being treated like poo poo by TSA, that they start making fun of people who remember a time when you were still treated with respect this is the slyest, best name/av/post combo I've seen in a long-rear end time
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:32 |
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:34 |
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*pays for groceries at 6:30am with a check while I'm 3 people behind trying to buy a drink before the bus passes me by*
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:37 |
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"Is this the line for pudin'? It's 11 am, time for puddin'." "I killed fiddy men"
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:38 |
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*is senile* *getting ready to fly on a plane*
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:40 |
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*disgruntled old man* *turns to young whippersnapper behind me and goes "arent you mad 50% of americans dont speak english anymore?"*
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:52 |
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the tsa is like cartoon characters its like a bunch of ethnic stereotypes a lot of them fat as hell and many many officer farvas were cloned from rear end growths somewhere and put in charge of national security
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:55 |
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"I ain't got no fuckin bomb. Do I look like a loving a-rab to you?"
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:56 |
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*shouts 'allahu ackbar' and pulls out his ak, emptying the magazine into the terrified crowd before detonating his suicide vest* my "itt" guy was an elderly terror man
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# ? May 2, 2016 15:58 |
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Otisburg posted:*shouts 'allahu ackbar' and pulls out his ak, emptying the magazine into the terrified crowd before detonating his suicide vest* harsh, but fair. death to america.
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# ? May 2, 2016 16:13 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:"I ain't got no fuckin bomb. Do I look like a loving a-rab to you?" well he has a point
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# ? May 2, 2016 16:55 |
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*is headed to florida*
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:18 |
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City of Tampa posted:what airport are you flying from where the TSA people aren't extremely aggressively rude black ladies? I once went through a PNW airport with a boxcutter I'd forgotten about in my carryon. Found it again a week later. LAX, meanwhile, made me throw away a metal spoon.
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:30 |
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*is excited to be fondled by a heavy black woman, it has been years since the winky has seen action. Doesn't get boner, goes into bathroom and repeatedly punches self in dick.*
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:36 |
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Lol my dad has two artifical knees. Airport security is great when you set off every metal detector. Good thing he's white and like 70.
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:42 |
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I have a concealed carry permit that allows me to bring my gun on the plane.
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:57 |
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MikeyLikesIt posted:*disgruntled old man* *Responds in Swedish*
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:19 |
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Let me tell you about my no good god drat kids! they don't want to hear about it, dad.
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:21 |
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*takes your laptop from the xray bin and completely fucks you over*
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:23 |
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:my dad just flew for the first time in a while and hes getting to that curmudgeony old age and every time i told him hed have to take something off the response was a disbelieving "what??" he's right and this is all bullshit
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:26 |
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*gets made to take off shoes* *Complains to overweight Latina about being treated like cattle* *Gets frisked by a black person* At the end of the line, gets cane off motorized belt and begins assaulting the fat Native lady who is nearest to him* *Race war begins in earnest* *Baltimore, Detroit, St Louis, Africa, Central America and the Mideast burn with the power of split atoms* *The stars realign to spell out "TRUMP 2016"* *Mel Gibson gets his first boner in 25 years that didn't involve pictures of the holocaust*
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:26 |
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*doesn't have the common sense to wear slip on shoes*
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:29 |
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I would just be shouting "What??" because I left my hearing aid at home. I'm the borderline crazy looking old person with a rainbow ballcap, unzipped red track suit and a shirt that says "God don't make no trash".
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:33 |
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:*doesn't have the common sense to wear slip on shoes* eh velcro is good enough
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:34 |
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*ran out of courtesy to change diapers before the cavity search*
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:36 |
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Airlines won't even let you sit next to the person you buy tickets with unless you give them an extra 200 dollars each. Death to airlines.
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:38 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 03:16 |
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:Airlines won't even let you sit next to the person you buy tickets with unless you give them an extra 200 dollars each. Death to everyone still buying tickets and accepting it.
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:46 |