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Microwaves Mom posted:drat girl your avatar is lookin great. Saint Isaiahs Boner made it he is awesome
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Microwaves Mom posted:drat girl your avatar is lookin great. whoflungpoop posted:Saint Isaiahs Boner made it he is awesome agreed on both
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May 3, 2016 10:01
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It's OK I guess.
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May 3, 2016 10:20
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It just didn't seem right without the kitty and the planet, good to see them again.
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May 3, 2016 10:25
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so is this about being gay or what
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May 3, 2016 12:44
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Velisarius posted:so is this about being gay or what You can be a gay boyfriend or a straight boyfriend or a bi boyfriend but you have to be someone's boyfriend ITT.
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May 3, 2016 12:54
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*Has problems connecting emotionally but stays w/girlfriend because the pussy game is loving ridiculous.*
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May 3, 2016 13:29
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oh by the way i have AIDS and so do u now bb
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May 3, 2016 13:45
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-smokes weed constantly but gets mad at gf for eating pills on the weekend-
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May 3, 2016 13:48
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*watches all of the sports but a combination of being just attractive enough and emotionally withholding like daddy lets all that slide*
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May 3, 2016 14:10
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whoflungpoop posted:hi im home from work *balls smell like a pet shop* I've said this in other threads, but you ladies need to get your men on the Goldbond train.
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May 3, 2016 14:20
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Microwaves Mom posted:H-how much are you willing to dress up like a girl for me? Would you put on makeup a wig and lacey girly things? Just need the lace
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May 3, 2016 14:21
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criscodisco posted:*after years of porn is disappointed that after I cum on your face you don't rub it in and shout "mmmm, more!"* now this is some topical humor
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May 3, 2016 15:33
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Velisarius posted:so is this about being gay or what yea these people talking about girls don't seem to be able to read thread titles.
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May 3, 2016 15:34
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:"I've made a huge mistake." this one is me too
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May 3, 2016 15:36
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whoflungpoop posted:hi im home from work *balls smell like a pet shop* *makes you suck them anyway* 
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May 3, 2016 15:42
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Hi babe! I have something for yooouuuu!
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May 3, 2016 15:44
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Hogge Wild posted:*raises cup*
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May 3, 2016 16:01
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Sure, since you cooked dinner I'd be happy to wash the dishes. *walks into kitchen to find every single cooking utensil, pan, bowl, and baking sheet you own covered in filth and heaped into a chest high pile in the sink* B...but... you just made grilled cheese sandwiches and canned soup!
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May 3, 2016 16:04
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Tells you about a funny thread on somethingawful. The long drawn-out story of the forums history that needs to be explained about the meme controversy slowly fades as you repeat to yourself "just have to finish my Master's, then I can afford my own place and dump this horrorshow."
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May 3, 2016 16:11
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poorlifedecision posted:Tells you about a funny thread on somethingawful. The long drawn-out story of the forums history that needs to be explained about the meme controversy slowly fades as you repeat to yourself "just have to finish my Master's, then I can afford my own place and dump this horrorshow." K-kelly??
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May 3, 2016 16:20
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Gets killed then devoured after intercourse to provide sustenance for newly impregnated mate.
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May 3, 2016 16:36
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There is no evidence that food has any health benefits. No, that one doesn't either. That ones actually mildly toxic. That one has some vitamin C but probably has no effect on cancer. No I'm not "being negative". I just don't think we need to spend $200 dollars a week on whatever vegetation Arianna Huffington found in her CSA box last week. No, I'm not "talking down to you" its just that.... oh god drat it..... please stop crying I'll buy you the stupid mangosteens....
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May 3, 2016 16:38
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:There is no evidence that food has any health benefits. Actually, there is substantial evidence that food has a plethora of health benefits (the degree and nature of which depends on what food is eaten), most notably that it keeps you alive.
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May 3, 2016 16:50
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I don't care what sort of miracle cure you think it is. Kombucha is vinegar water thats been hanging out in a tub with a fungus blob that looks like a decaying squid corpse and it costs like 5 dollars a bottle.
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May 3, 2016 17:02
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When you say we need to do more "entertaining" do you mean we should start taking improv classes together (which would be cool) or do you mean we need to invite your friends over for semi-formal dinners so you can spend a few hours fishing for compliments (which would be very bad)
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May 3, 2016 17:05
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Hey babe. Babe, wake up. Hey. Look at this *points to boner under bed sheets*
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May 3, 2016 17:25
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*injects tren kills everything* *inseminate with prejudice is not rape or racism* DEATH TO AMERICA ALLAH AHKBAR IS A CRY OF FREEDOM NOT TERRORISM ~famous internet terrorist jilted ex-girlfriend
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May 3, 2016 17:26
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Is there anything on pintrest on how NOT to be a oval office?
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May 3, 2016 18:28
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RoxiesMD posted:Hey babe. Babe, wake up. Hey. Look at this *points to boner under bed sheets* Me irl
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:-smokes weed constantly but gets mad at gf for eating pills on the weekend- Lol babe try to be more open minded, i only abuse prescription opiates like a leather-skinned hillbilly *on the weekends*
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May 3, 2016 19:00
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*eats pizza and goes to play Dark Souls 3 in the basement
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May 3, 2016 19:03
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"If you want to join a gym then you absolutely can but I don't think it's necessary. We can ride our bikes or you can join me when I walk the dog." *hopes and prays she joins the gym and actually goes*
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May 3, 2016 19:04
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Of course I love you for your personalities. Your two huge personalities.
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May 3, 2016 19:21
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The Bananana posted:Actually, there is substantial evidence that food has a plethora of health benefits (the degree and nature of which depends on what food is eaten), most notably that it keeps you alive. Is that really a benefit though
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May 3, 2016 19:25
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:When you say we need to do more "entertaining" do you mean we should start taking improv classes together (which would be cool) or do you mean we need to invite your friends over for semi-formal dinners so you can spend a few hours fishing for compliments (which would be very bad) I would rather cook a gourmet meal starting with killing and butchering the meat than have to take an improv class
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May 3, 2016 19:27
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Mange Mite posted:I would rather cook a gourmet meal starting with killing and butchering the meat than have to take an improv class I cannot fathom how excruciating a Couples' Improv course would be.
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May 3, 2016 19:38
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"See what she did there, class? You can't just keep grabbing guns out of thin air just because you want the scene to end, Stephanie. Mark is your husband today, and you're his loving wife who works at the rubber chicken factory. Annnnnd go~" 
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Mange Mite posted:Is that really a benefit though Touché, forums poster Mange Mite
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