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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
yikes thats cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
also ITT we bit the inside of our mouth by accident and took a sizeable chunk off, now we're bleeding and need to put a paper towel in our mouth to stop the bleeding

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
same

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
Rockets away!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Putty posted:

also ITT we bit the inside of our mouth by accident and took a sizeable chunk off, now we're bleeding and need to put a paper towel in our mouth to stop the bleeding

the poowater thing has happened to me but this has never happened to me

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
youf uckin freak

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

like, ZOINKS!!!

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


I'm always getting splash back. I just got dense turds.

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
ah gently caress, MY rear end

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
MY GOD drat rear end

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

now thats what i call a SATANIC SPLASH-BACK

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
OH MY GHOD CALL THE EXTERMINATIOR THERE ARE SHUTTERSTOCK FLIES EVEYRWHERE THEY ARE COMING OUT OF EVERY ORFICE HOH MY GOD I WANNA DIE

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
it's almost like having a bidet :unsmith:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

dammit I got touched by OP's posts :(

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

KERSPLOOOSH!!!!

YOWZA!!!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
poopy doo doo stinky funky dookie poopz

amirite lol

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
the toilet water, it hit my rear end

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


What about when you take a piss, then the splashback is piss water. Gross.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Wish I'd cleaned the toilet in the last three months.

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Life hack: put toilet paper in first you retard.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
My poops are submarine shaped and make 0 splash like greg lugayness

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Putty posted:

also ITT we bit the inside of our mouth by accident and took a sizeable chunk off, now we're bleeding and need to put a paper towel in our mouth to stop the bleeding

And oh god we taste piss ITT and what kind of monster pisses on the toilet paper urgh hurtrgh oh god i think im going to puke

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

ITT we curl the toilet paper up into a ball to wipe our butts

scatfiend
May 1, 2016

by Shine
u just got hep c splashback

godspeed takbir

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
MOM! Hey MOM! Can you come in here please?

xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

The nickname for that is "Neptune's kiss".

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
my rear end!!! I just took a huge dump, and the toilet water hit my rear end!!!

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
yeahhhh I've got these ITT threads down to a science

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

xutech posted:

The nickname for that is "Neptune's kiss".

also known as 'Getting Tossed by Aquaman'

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Welp, might as well scoop some water out and rub it on my chest now. :shrug:

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
Who doesn't like a cool refreshing splash of water on their bottom first thing in the morning?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
u dont get it. the toilet water. hitted. my. AAAASSSSS!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
i worked at a place that either had really high toilet water or a shallow bowl and when you would squeeze your dick in the seat to take a pee while you poo your dick would dip in the toilet water

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

the wicked witch of the west probably had to do some serious air mailing or poo poo outside to be on the safe side. makes you think

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

b'day mate

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

As a kid I would and crouch on the toilet like an idiot to avoid splash back because it never occured to me to put toilet paper down first.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
when the bendyman emerges from the toilet and grabs your taint with his wet hand before pulling you into the depths, does that count as toilet water hitting your rear end?

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

the wicked witch of the west probably had to do some serious air mailing or poo poo outside to be on the safe side. makes you think

jfc

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

it's not water

it's PISSSSSSSSSSSS

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