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yikes thats cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:49 |
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also ITT we bit the inside of our mouth by accident and took a sizeable chunk off, now we're bleeding and need to put a paper towel in our mouth to stop the bleeding
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:50 |
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same
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:50 |
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Rockets away!
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:51 |
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Putty posted:also ITT we bit the inside of our mouth by accident and took a sizeable chunk off, now we're bleeding and need to put a paper towel in our mouth to stop the bleeding the poowater thing has happened to me but this has never happened to me
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:51 |
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youf uckin freak
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:52 |
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like, ZOINKS!!!
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:53 |
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I'm always getting splash back. I just got dense turds.
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:54 |
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ah gently caress, MY rear end
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:55 |
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MY GOD drat rear end
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:55 |
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satanic splash-back posted:like, ZOINKS!!! now thats what i call a SATANIC SPLASH-BACK
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:55 |
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:58 |
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OH MY GHOD CALL THE EXTERMINATIOR THERE ARE SHUTTERSTOCK FLIES EVEYRWHERE THEY ARE COMING OUT OF EVERY ORFICE HOH MY GOD I WANNA DIE
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:59 |
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it's almost like having a bidet
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:59 |
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dammit I got touched by OP's posts
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# ? May 2, 2016 17:59 |
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KERSPLOOOSH!!!! YOWZA!!!
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:00 |
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poopy doo doo stinky funky dookie poopz amirite lol
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:02 |
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the toilet water, it hit my rear end
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:05 |
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What about when you take a piss, then the splashback is piss water. Gross.
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:10 |
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Wish I'd cleaned the toilet in the last three months.
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:11 |
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Life hack: put toilet paper in first you retard.
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:16 |
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My poops are submarine shaped and make 0 splash like greg lugayness
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:18 |
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Putty posted:also ITT we bit the inside of our mouth by accident and took a sizeable chunk off, now we're bleeding and need to put a paper towel in our mouth to stop the bleeding And oh god we taste piss ITT and what kind of monster pisses on the toilet paper urgh hurtrgh oh god i think im going to puke
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:20 |
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ITT we curl the toilet paper up into a ball to wipe our butts
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:53 |
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u just got hep c splashback godspeed takbir
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:55 |
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MOM! Hey MOM! Can you come in here please?
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:55 |
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The nickname for that is "Neptune's kiss".
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:58 |
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my rear end!!! I just took a huge dump, and the toilet water hit my rear end!!!
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:58 |
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yeahhhh I've got these ITT threads down to a science
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:58 |
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xutech posted:The nickname for that is "Neptune's kiss". also known as 'Getting Tossed by Aquaman'
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:59 |
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Welp, might as well scoop some water out and rub it on my chest now.
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# ? May 2, 2016 18:59 |
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Who doesn't like a cool refreshing splash of water on their bottom first thing in the morning?
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# ? May 2, 2016 19:03 |
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u dont get it. the toilet water. hitted. my. AAAASSSSS!
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# ? May 2, 2016 19:07 |
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i worked at a place that either had really high toilet water or a shallow bowl and when you would squeeze your dick in the seat to take a pee while you poo your dick would dip in the toilet water
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# ? May 2, 2016 19:12 |
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the wicked witch of the west probably had to do some serious air mailing or poo poo outside to be on the safe side. makes you think
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# ? May 2, 2016 19:14 |
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b'day mate
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# ? May 2, 2016 19:15 |
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As a kid I would and crouch on the toilet like an idiot to avoid splash back because it never occured to me to put toilet paper down first.
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# ? May 2, 2016 19:21 |
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when the bendyman emerges from the toilet and grabs your taint with his wet hand before pulling you into the depths, does that count as toilet water hitting your rear end?
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# ? May 2, 2016 19:22 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:the wicked witch of the west probably had to do some serious air mailing or poo poo outside to be on the safe side. makes you think jfc
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# ? May 2, 2016 19:58 |
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it's not water it's PISSSSSSSSSSSS
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# ? May 2, 2016 19:59 |