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Hi all, We've all been owned at some point. I was once giving a speech and misread some of my facts, got brutally owned by both the prof and several students. It was roughgoing! I've also been trolled several times if we're talking about forums. Another time I farted super loud in front of a bunch of girls I studied with in the library. That loving sucked. Anyway. I'd like to hear about the times you've gotten ridiculously owned and how you dealt with it. I would be willing to have them PM'd to me if they are too embarrassing and I'll post 'em under my name. Having a supportive friend or forumgoer can be helpful in the aftermath of an owning and I think we can use this thread as a space to learn.
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May 2, 2016 19:13
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May 2, 2016 19:14
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Nation posted:eat poo poo
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May 2, 2016 19:15
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I got owned pretty hardcore by a small child the other day, it was funny.
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May 2, 2016 19:16
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8-Bit Scholar posted:I got owned pretty hardcore by a small child the other day, it was funny. 
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May 2, 2016 19:17
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Nation posted:eat poo poo I know it can be hard to discuss. And hard to trust another stranger. But the only way you can heal is to bypass that anger, take that chance, and trust again in your heart.
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May 2, 2016 19:17
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This post.
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May 2, 2016 19:17
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8-Bit Scholar posted:I got owned pretty hardcore by a small child the other day, it was funny. A few months ago I was playing COD and some 13 year old German kid kept wrecking me and called me a simpering human being in chat after the game. In a heavy german accent. It was kinda cool in a way but I had indeed been owned.
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May 2, 2016 19:18
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I went to the bathroom and when I came back and sat down in my chair, somebody had put a whoopie cushion there and it made a gigantic PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT as if I let out a real wet, roaring fart (but I really didn't) and I blushed and the students laughed like haha the teacher farted.
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May 2, 2016 19:19
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Nation posted:eat poo poo
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May 2, 2016 19:22
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Nation posted:eat poo poo
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May 2, 2016 19:23
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one time i seriousposted in a SurfaceDetail thread and owned myself
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May 2, 2016 19:23
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Am I a threadtype now
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May 2, 2016 19:24
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SurfaceDetail posted:A few months ago I was playing COD and some 13 year old German kid kept wrecking me and called me a simpering human being in chat after the game. In a heavy german accent. It was kinda cool in a way but I had indeed been owned. amazing the way a child's unique insights cut straight to the truth of the matter at times
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May 2, 2016 19:24
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Shaquin posted:amazing the way a child's unique insights cut straight to the truth of the matter at times A childlike innocence free of preconceptions can often make cutting insights.
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May 2, 2016 19:25
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The other night I was with a lady and she came 3 times before I could get one out. I felt like a scrub.
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May 2, 2016 19:26
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were you a simpering human being though? what'd you say in response to this child?
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May 2, 2016 19:26
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The only thing that comes into mind is when I was sold into slavery.
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May 2, 2016 19:26
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Nation posted:eat poo poo
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May 2, 2016 19:27
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SurfaceDetail posted:A few months ago I was playing COD and some 13 year old German kid kept wrecking me and called me a simpering human being in chat after the game. In a heavy german accent. It was kinda cool in a way but I had indeed been owned. I was playing csgo and wax called a dick face in German by a German (schwanzgesicht)
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May 2, 2016 19:29
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I was playing Helldivers with my 4 year old the other day, and I made the mistake of telling him that he needed to put his milk cup in the sink when he was done with it. He answered by pivoting on the spot and one-shotting me with a rail gun, the teamkilling little poo poo. I ended up putting his milk cup away for him after that owning. 
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May 2, 2016 19:30
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:I was playing Helldivers with my 4 year old the other day, and I made the mistake of telling him that he needed to put his milk cup in the sink when he was done with it. next time you play him in bball loving dunk on him so fuckin hard
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May 2, 2016 19:31
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Got my first PM from our first goon/goonettequote:My boyfriend once told me to open wide during sex and I thought he was going to cum but he pissed in my mouth instead.
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May 2, 2016 19:41
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Nation posted:eat poo poo
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May 2, 2016 19:43
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Nation posted:eat poo poo
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May 2, 2016 19:46
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got headshot awped through a wall just the other day
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May 2, 2016 19:46
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im always right, voted unstumpable
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May 2, 2016 19:47
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Carol Pizzamom posted:got headshot awped through a wall just the other day
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May 2, 2016 19:47
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Back in college I was studying in the library while also making repeated eye contact with this woman studying with other women at another table. After several minutes of this she walked over to me. I got excited, then she said "can you please turn your music down? we can hear it through your headphones"
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May 2, 2016 20:04
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*sees person waving* *waves back* *they werent waving at me*
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May 2, 2016 20:06
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One time in middle school someone put a "kick me" sign on my back. It was on there for like 20 minutes and I had no idea. At one point I saw a girl looking at me and whispering to her friend and I thought maybe she liked me, lol. That was pretty impressive ownage looking back.
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May 2, 2016 20:06
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i went to chat up girl and she told me to come back and talk to her when i grow up
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May 2, 2016 20:09
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"I want to gently caress you", he whispered in my ear and then gently bit it. "are you safe?" I asked, knowing that stupidity like this is how diseases are spread. "I got tested last week" he promised as lifted my legs up to rest on his broad shoulders. I reached down to rub some lube on myself, but he had already begun penetrating me dry. After my sphincter loosened up, he slid all the way in until I could feel the heat from his balls against my rear end. I spent the next ten minutes in a mixture of agony and ecstacy. He was being rough, I might bleed a little tonight. But even with his lack of regard for my comfort, his rugged smell and the sweat dropping onto my was an undeniable turn on. He suddenly sped up the action, and lifted my legs with his huge hands gripping my ankles. A few final pounds and the deed was done, his seed was spilt. He lied down on top of me, his weight and heat merging with mine. We shared a few long, slow kisses, with him still inside me. I didn't even care about cumming, the intensity of the session was enough for me. "let me show you my test from last week", he offered. "my viral load is the highest they'd ever seen!" Pwned
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May 2, 2016 20:11
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www posted:i went to chat up girl and she told me to come back and talk to her when i grow up i was trying to talk to a girl in highschool before my growth spurt and she was kinda like "lol you look like youre 12" but looking back i was only like 14 so i mean
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May 2, 2016 20:11
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Just recently I was taking the subway home from the gym. I was thoroughly exhausted from the workout and I lost my balance when the train lurched forward. I stumbled and caught myself with a stranger's help. That wouldn't have been an own on its own, but this guy who watched me fall went "OOOOHHHHHhhh" when it happened and started laughing at me real hard with his friends. It was juvenile but I was embarrassed all the same. In that moment, in that subway car, I was owned.
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May 2, 2016 20:11
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SORRY ABOUT UR REG DATE FUCKBOY
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May 2, 2016 20:19
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Nation posted:eat poo poo
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May 2, 2016 20:22
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May 2, 2016 20:28
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Toadvine posted:Just recently I was taking the subway home from the gym. I was thoroughly exhausted from the workout and I lost my balance when the train lurched forward. I stumbled and caught myself with a stranger's help. Classic bullying
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May 2, 2016 20:42
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This one time I woke up in a metal collar and shackles in the back of a panel van. They put me on a ship for about a month and when we landed I was auctioned off for a life of degradation, hopelessness and hard labor. 
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