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Windows 98 posted:You're so loving stupid I could hardly compose myself enough to write this post about how loving stupid you are. Your username speaks volumes. I'm not mad about having the name PERPETUAL IDIOT, so I never come into threads unprompted and mention that I'm not mad about it. On the other hand, you are mad about being given this avatar. You saw this thread as an opportunity to mention that it actually isn't making you mad at all, so you came here to say that you are not mad about it. When you compare our actions, it's obvious what's going on here.
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I poo poo my pants during a job k Trevor's and made a thread about it.
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May 3, 2016 00:09
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Windows 98 posted:You're so loving stupid I could hardly compose myself enough to write this post about how loving stupid you are. Your username speaks volumes. Were reaching critical levels of buttmad now... just a little more now
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May 3, 2016 00:13
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Windows 98 might not have been mad when he first came in here, but sheesh can you say trap sprung
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May 3, 2016 00:25
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Windows 98 might not have been mad when he first came in here, but sheesh can you say trap sprung I'm still not mad 
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May 3, 2016 00:27
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http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?p=18565440#post18565440 if you like SJWs, groupthink, and being banned for nothing SA is for you. http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/
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May 3, 2016 00:29
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One time in the local pool hall, they had just got this new arcade machine, Mortal Kombat 4, with a gigantic screen much bigger than the other games and impressive speakers. So anybody in this entire pool hall could see what was going on on the screen. Naturally I had to play it and I did pretty good against the computer until I got to Quan Chi. This motherfucker could drop out of the sky and land on you anywhere you were and I didn't know a way to handle it. Anyway the point of this story is that the computer literally ripped off my character's leg and beat me to death with it, the first time anybody in my town had ever witnessed that particular fatality. As far as "handling" the ownage, I walked out of the poolhall slumped in shame, unable to look any of my fellow punk-rear end teenagers in the eye and didn't play that game for, like, a week.
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May 3, 2016 00:31
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i think i made caylen quit the forum or just go into hiding http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/sho...40#post18565440 if you like SJWs, groupthink, and being banned for nothing SA is for you. http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/
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May 3, 2016 00:57
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ROFLburger posted:More than you, bitch
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May 3, 2016 01:01
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Windows 98 posted:I'm still not mad good old windows 98!
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May 3, 2016 01:24
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Professor Tomtom posted:I poo poo my pants during a job k Trevor's and made a thread about it. YOU MUST EXPLAIN YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY
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May 3, 2016 01:27
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gently caress I came in to read about some sweet ownage and now I'm uncomfortable because of how hard Windows 98 is getting owned I got in a fight in like fourth grade and got punched in the stomach and cried. The kid I was fighting had to help me to the nurse.
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May 3, 2016 01:41
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Basically any time I talk with CaptainMcStabbin I get loving roasted. I've gotten so badly burned so many times that I'm just ashes at this point. Ashes and bad comebacks. 
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May 3, 2016 01:50
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Got one PM overnightquote:This actually happened several times growing up. My first name is Josh.
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May 3, 2016 15:42
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Lol that's the kind of dad I want to be. My mom used to scare me once a year during the week surrounding my birthday, she called it the birthday scare. She'd sneak up on me while I was watching tv or call me downstairs then jump out from behind the corner and do a high pitched yell. I would always freak out, and I always got owned.
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May 3, 2016 15:49
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Sound posted:gently caress I came in to read about some sweet ownage and now I'm uncomfortable because of how hard Windows 98 is getting owned I moved in the middle of the 4th grade and the first day at recess this kid comes up and puts me in a headlock and then took me to the ground dragging me by my scrotum. Owned.
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May 3, 2016 15:50
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Toadvine posted:Lol that's the kind of dad I want to be. Loll
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May 3, 2016 15:53
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Windows 98 posted:You're so loving stupid I could hardly compose myself enough to write this post about how loving stupid you are. Your username speaks volumes. lololol,this forum truly is SOMETHING AWFUL!
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May 3, 2016 22:58
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I used to run a warehouse (basically single handedly) for a medium size company. I asked for a raise because of the insane work volume and they basically told me my attitude has sucked for the past few months and I misrepresented myself in the interview because I'm a totally different person now and my management skills are very poor and the language I use day to day is just offensive and even if I had amazing management skills there's no way I would ever get as much as I asked for and I should be grateful that I have such a great benefits package and and I'm lucky I'm not fired. I sat there like a bitch for 30 minutess listening to their poo poo (it was the first I heard of anyone having a problem with me there at all). I didn't get angry or yell or argue, I just sat there silently listening as I got reamed. That was by far the most ownage I've ever sat through, especially considering I had gone in there very confident I obviously didn't get my raise. I handed in my resignation a few days later and found out that almost 100 pallets came in a few days after I left so that made me feel a bit better.
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May 3, 2016 23:10
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I just owned someone on Facebook hard. Adrenaline is pumping through my veins. What do I do with all this energy?!
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May 4, 2016 06:58
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Windows 98, can you please stop getting owned in this thread, it's getting excessive. I had a tennis date with a girl in highschool and she wore such a low cut top I couldn't hide the massive boner that developed from the first moment, and I'm sure she noticed before I had time to get it tucked into the waistband. I was somehow too much of a pussy to ask her out, and she ended up loving the brains out of a good friend for 4 years. Owned!
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May 4, 2016 07:47
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Triticum Guzzler posted:youll never sustain a sicker burn than the insane + brutal carpet-borne friction from backpedalling after the worm turned on your fucker moron hotdog altriusm. your legs flailed in ever gayer circles fred flintstone style as you raced from the lego den to the computer room to let people know that your self appointed ambassadorial duties plus the time and money you spent trying to take more professional photographs of ersatz retard hotdogs were all part of your incredible joke. you cannot save face or be even remotely not gay.
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May 4, 2016 07:53
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when I was like seven I played Street Fighter 2 against a little girl in Chuck E Cheese, and she knew how to throw fireballs, but I didn't know how to jump (you push up?! that's not how it works in Mario!) so I just ate fireball after fireball to the face. it made me so angry, and so ashamed. I wish to God Jesus I could rematch her now
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May 4, 2016 08:21
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Nation posted:eat poo poo
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May 4, 2016 08:23
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i once played smash melee when i was younger and i was owning the poo poo out of my friend with fox on final destination. I just kept shield rolling and then grabbing him and throwing him off over and over and he couldnt touch me at all How did I get owned when I owned? Well he slapped me in the face in a fit of spergy rage.
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May 4, 2016 09:21
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one time I was going pretty fast on the road and this other guy just loving passes me like i was standing still
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May 4, 2016 11:21
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when i turned 21 my paraints told me i was adopte
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May 4, 2016 11:34
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when I was a rookie in the air force and just arrived at my unit, a senior operator conducted a "disciplinary hearing" for me for accidentally taking an official slip of paper allowing us to get extra food out of the mess hall during night shifts. after the trial, I was told that instead of this damaging the rest of my service, I can just buy the groceries for the next team lunch. after agreeing to this, I was informed I had just agreed to paying a bribe, which is cause for a court martial. that's the best own I've ever witnessed, and it was performed on yours truly.
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May 4, 2016 11:37
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sorry this thread is only for real things that actually happened
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May 4, 2016 11:40
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it did happen. I won't doxx myself to prove it, but I was drafted into military service in a foreign country since i'm not a US citizen
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May 4, 2016 11:44
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i believe you. i just wanted some attention tbh email me
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May 4, 2016 11:50
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one time I was really thirsty from playing out with my cousins and I ran inside to ask my uncle for something to drink. he said "sure, I've got some ice cold coke in the fridge one sec" comes back with a cup of the dark liquid so I took a huge helping right away. it was actually cold coffee. 
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May 4, 2016 12:23
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H.H posted:when I was a rookie in the air force and just arrived at my unit, a senior operator conducted a "disciplinary hearing" for me for accidentally taking an official slip of paper allowing us to get extra food out of the mess hall during night shifts. That is a truly excellent own and I am glad you shared
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May 4, 2016 12:26
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i was born
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May 4, 2016 12:43
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sorry this thread is only for real things that actually happened
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May 4, 2016 13:17
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When I was living on a plantation in Georgia in the early 1800s.
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May 4, 2016 13:34
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Lastgirl posted:i once played smash melee when i was younger and i was owning the poo poo out of my friend with fox on final destination. I just kept shield rolling and then grabbing him and throwing him off over and over and he couldnt touch me at all um you were playing smash bros on final destination and doing something more than mindlessly button mashing while getting increasingly drunk you are in no place to call anyone spergy
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May 4, 2016 13:36
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It's not spergin to Smash with your bros. It's mondo spergin to brag about your Smash skills
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May 4, 2016 13:57
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Smash it Smash hit posted:*sees person waving* *waves back* *they werent waving at me* I was going through an iraqi checkpoint and i went to scratch my head, but the officer in charge waved at me thinking i was going to wave and then he realised and took his hand down and looked awkward
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I played football in HS and a bunch of us were at some girls house party and we got into a fight with another group of guys They were junior Olympic boxers and we got fuckin whuppd
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