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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The Cubs are stealing bases like crazy

And with each base, they seem to be stealing a piece of Cole's sanity.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Poque posted:

Szczur is so good and I'm so glad we didn't dump him

I'll admit I thought he was disposable bench fodder.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
man, great contact by Ross. I guess that's some defensive karma since Harrison nearly grabbed Szczur's hit

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Poque posted:

man, great contact by Ross. I guess that's some defensive karma since Harrison nearly grabbed Szczur's hit

He's actually been having some good AB's and making some good contact lately. Did it only take him til his age 39 season to learn how to hit a little bit?

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Thank god that went foul.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Strike 2 to Fowler was a ridiculously filthy pitch

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Thanks to Rogers 4K we can see Odor smack his bat around in frustration in super slow motion.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Aaaaand Cueto is falling apart

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

i thought votto was supposed to be washed up now. they lied to me

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

shadok posted:

"We'll just coast to the sixth and then take five or six runs off the bullpen."

ugh i forgot about the bullpen part of this.

Feels like most of our wins are either blowouts or the starter going 8 innings so Osuna can come in

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Any Rangers fans know who this guy is that's been doing play by play whenever Busby or Grieve have a day off? And does this mean that McLemore has been banished from the booth?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
drat, poor Brignac.

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

YeahTubaMike posted:

drat, poor Brignac.

That almost cost him some teeth.

http://i.imgur.com/iBrTv2b.gifv

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Toilet Mouth posted:

Any Rangers fans know who this guy is that's been doing play by play whenever Busby or Grieve have a day off? And does this mean that McLemore has been banished from the booth?

Dave Raymond; he's an ex Astros radio announcer. And yeah, he took McLemore's spot


E: Nice job AJ

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Aaaaand Cueto is falling apart
:lol: the crowd doing the Cuuuuuuuuuuuueto chant

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


iKickDogs posted:

That almost cost him some teeth.

http://i.imgur.com/iBrTv2b.gifv

loving OW

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
good work Hammel. do not revert to pumpkin status please.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


so loving lucky

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Why did Oakland give up Donaldson again?

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Furnaceface posted:

Why did Oakland give up Donaldson again?

I think Donaldson pissed off their miser owner. He called him out for being cheap

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Well Cueto is out and the runner moves to second. That's the same as a bunt, right?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Another double for Rizz :allears:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


There are some pretty good 3Bs in this game

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Rizzo hitting without the wind against him is pretty great.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Zobs getting the job done

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Bryant still looks hobbled a little bit from the ankle.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Quit crying Bats

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Toss his glory boy rear end

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Retail Slave posted:

Bryant still looks hobbled a little bit from the ankle.

Probably why he's been chilling in LF for a few days.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Retail Slave posted:

Bryant still looks hobbled a little bit from the ankle.

Yeah, I thought it was weird they were trying to pick him off at first with the ankle issue

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

Bruce Kison posted:

Quit crying Bats

That wasn't a strike, but I'm surprised he didn't get ejected for that.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I crave a grandpa slam.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Poque posted:

I crave a grandpa slam.

I think you mean a Grandpapa Slam

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Sydin posted:

I think you mean a Grandpapa Slam

Boo this man!

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Seventh inning RA Dickey. Here's your chance, Rangers.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Great job by AJ Griffin.


E: you dont see many infield hits from Mitch

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 01:46 on May 3, 2016

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

shadok posted:

Seventh inning RA Dickey. Here's your chance, Rangers.

Why would you say that?!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Grandpa loving owns

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Hit that ball like it's on your lawn, Rossy!

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Poque posted:

I crave a grandpa slam.

Grandpa 2-RBI single will do :corsair:

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