Gameday Week 5: Gentlemen, start your regressions

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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

achillesforever6 posted:

I'm sad that the Pirates window has closed

as much as I want the Cubs to win, I hope this isn't true. This Pirates team is rad

# ? May 3, 2016 02:01

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:48

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Never make the third out at second

# ? May 3, 2016 02:01

Explosionface: May 30, 2011; We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.

Poque posted:

as much as I want the Cubs to win, I hope this isn't true. This Pirates team is rad

Yeah, no joke, the Pirates are my second favorite team

# ? May 3, 2016 02:04

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Yay Smoak!

# ? May 3, 2016 02:04

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Dammit Goins!

# ? May 3, 2016 02:05

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

That was real slick, roogie

# ? May 3, 2016 02:05

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Pillar hittin' up a storm.

# ? May 3, 2016 02:06

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

What the hell are Len and JD smoking tonight

# ? May 3, 2016 02:08

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Imagine what this inning would be like if Goins hadn't GIDP'd.

# ? May 3, 2016 02:09

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

WHEW

# ? May 3, 2016 02:10

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Explosionface posted:

Yeah, no joke, the Pirates are my second favorite team

i'll put the Rangers second but hell the Pirates are top five on the angel wings of McCutchen alone

# ? May 3, 2016 02:11

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

You can try to keep Fowler off base, but you'll fail. :smugdog:

# ? May 3, 2016 02:11

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Rookie of the Year

# ? May 3, 2016 02:13

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

Goddamnit Floyd

# ? May 3, 2016 02:13

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

That did not sound like it was gone.

# ? May 3, 2016 02:13

Sashimi: Dec 26, 2008; College Slice

Eeeww, Sam Dyson.

# ? May 3, 2016 02:15

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

I'm pretty much an NL only guy at this point, but it sure is nice to see with my own eyes how bad Jered Weaver is at this point.

# ? May 3, 2016 02:16

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Ow that looked painful

# ? May 3, 2016 02:17

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Hammel's short leash remains a factor

# ? May 3, 2016 02:17

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

A pretty good outing from Dickey, I'll take that silver lining all night long. gg Rangers.

# ? May 3, 2016 02:17

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Oh good Cecil's coming in again. This can only be good for the Jays, right?

# ? May 3, 2016 02:17

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

One of these days the Cubs and Pirates will have a game where somebody isn't HBP

Poque posted:

Hammel's short leash remains a factor

6 5 IP/5 H/2 ER/3K for Hammel, that's pretty darn good for post-April Hammel, so I'll take it. :toot:

Sydin fucked around with this message at 02:21 on May 3, 2016

# ? May 3, 2016 02:19

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

What the hell are Len and JD smoking tonight

That's why I always listen to Pat and Ron.

# ? May 3, 2016 02:19

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Some Numbers posted:

Oh good Cecil's coming in again. This can only be good for the Jays, right?

apparently so

# ? May 3, 2016 02:19

iKickDogs: Aug 31, 2001

Top of the 8th. Colon just threw ball 3 for the first time tonight.

e: then K.

# ? May 3, 2016 02:20

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

So does Dyson plunk Jose if he gets the first 2 outs? It'd be real dumb in a 1 run game, but you must abide by the unwritten rules!!

# ? May 3, 2016 02:20

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

Jimmy Nelson is just gonna try to butcher boy on every pitch now apparently

# ? May 3, 2016 02:20

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Nice tag Baez.

# ? May 3, 2016 02:21

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Gobias Ind. posted:

So does Dyson plunk Jose if he gets the first 2 outs? It'd be real dumb in a 1 run game, but you must abide by the unwritten rules!!

I'd be really surprised

# ? May 3, 2016 02:21

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Holy poo poo nice tag, Baez

# ? May 3, 2016 02:21

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Beautiful tag by Baez holy poo poo

# ? May 3, 2016 02:21

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Wow Baez dropped the loving hammer, nice tag. :swoon:

# ? May 3, 2016 02:22

Sashimi: Dec 26, 2008; College Slice

Gobias Ind. posted:

So does Dyson plunk Jose if he gets the first 2 outs? It'd be real dumb in a 1 run game, but you must abide by the unwritten rules!!

That's a great idea if he wants to get lynched by a stadium full of drunk Jays fans.

# ? May 3, 2016 02:23

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Bruce Kison posted:

I'd be really surprised

Yeah me too. They've got 4 games to find a good time to do it; this is too tight.

# ? May 3, 2016 02:23

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

goddamn, this is early May but it feels like a playoff game

E: poo poo

# ? May 3, 2016 02:23

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Please hit one 400 feet Jose

# ? May 3, 2016 02:25

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Remember that time Dyson cleared both benches by grabbing Tulowitzki's rear end?

Good times.

# ? May 3, 2016 02:26

Sandpuppy: Jun 16, 2012; Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Toilet Mouth posted:

Never make the third out at third

# ? May 3, 2016 02:26

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Michael Saunders has had a great start to the year but man he's bad on the basepaths.

# ? May 3, 2016 02:27

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shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

drat it Saunders.

# ? May 3, 2016 02:27

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