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Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
MONDAY, MONDAY


From yesterday’s action: one for the birds

SCHEDULE



Several teams have days off today (including the White Sox, who just finished up 19 days straight!). Old Man Weaver has still got "it," if by "it" you mean low-80s "fastballs." Twins and Astros begin the Baseball Basement Brawl. Shields has 4 losses, as he continues to look for his first win tonight; the Padres are unlikely to help him in his quest. NLW is so mediocre that despite being 9-16, the Padres are only 3.5 back. Speaking of tire fire teams, Foltynewicz is back on the bump for Atlanta!

Today in Baseball History courtesy baseball-reference.com
1876 - Ross Barnes of the Chicago White Stockings hits the first home run in National League history off the Cincinnati Reds' Cherokee Fisher.
1920 - The first game in the history of the Negro National League is played. The Indianapolis ABCs host the Chicago American Giants, managed by Rube Foster.
1939 - Lou Gehrig of the New York Yankees does not play against the Detroit Tigers at Briggs Stadium, ending at 2,130 his streak of consecutive games played. An ailing Gehrig removes himself from the lineup, telling his manager Joe McCarthy that he cannot play because of continuing weakness. Doctors will later diagnose Gehrig with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, a fatal disease that affects the muscles. Gehrig will never play again.
1995 - Hideo Nomo of the Los Angeles Dodgers becomes the first Japanese native to play in the majors in three decades. Nomo pitches five scoreless innings of one-hit ball, but the Dodgers blow a 3 - 0 lead and lose to San Francisco, 4 - 3.
2007 - Jarrod Saltalamacchia of the Braves sets the record for the longest name in major league history. 15 prior players have had 13 letters in their last names, with the record having stood since the 19th Century.
2012 - Jered Weaver throws the 10th no-hitter in franchise history for the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, disposing of Minnesota, 9 - 0.

Born on This Day :toot:
1887 - Eddie Collins
1985 - Jarrod Saltalamacchia
1988 - Neftali Feliz
1990 - Erasmo Ramirez
1991 - Jonathan Villar
1992 - Yadiel Rivera

All-Star ballots available here!

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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Im here for Bautista bat flips and nothing more.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Hey, remember that crazy Jays-Rangers ALDS last year? Remember that crazy game 5 with those crazy errors and the beer-covered babies and 50,000 screaming Canadians all hopped up on maple syrup and pennant fever and that crazy bat flip? Well, the Rangers are back in Toronto so prepare to have it all rehashed ad nauseum.

Roof closed with Dickey starting so prepare your anuses, Blue Jays fans.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




shadok posted:

Hey, remember that crazy Jays-Rangers ALDS last year? Remember that crazy game 5 with those crazy errors and the beer-covered babies and 50,000 screaming Canadians all hopped up on maple syrup and pennant fever and that crazy bat flip? Well, the Rangers are back in Toronto so prepare to have it all rehashed ad nauseum.

Roof closed with Dickey starting so prepare your anuses, Blue Jays fans.

What the hell? Its sunny and 16 outside. Perfect baseball weather. :argh:

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

Furnaceface posted:

What the hell? Its sunny and 16 outside. Perfect baseball weather. :argh:

16C is borderline depending on the wind speed and % chance of rain. It sucks.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




shadok posted:

16C is borderline depending on the wind speed and % chance of rain. It sucks.

I live north of the GTA and I went golfing in shorts today. 16 is beautiful weather. :colbert:

I did notice the wind picking up though so I guess theyre just making sure all the hits Dickey gives up stop at the track instead of getting a little boost to go over. :v:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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shadok posted:

Hey, remember that crazy Jays-Rangers ALDS last year? Remember that crazy game 5 with those crazy errors and the beer-covered babies and 50,000 screaming Canadians all hopped up on maple syrup and pennant fever and that crazy bat flip? Well, the Rangers are back in Toronto so prepare to have it all rehashed ad nauseum.

Same but this rehashed forever:



Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Same but this rehashed forever:





Bad form he is leaving his face wide open. He is lucky that cooler didn't sock him right in the face.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Both Soler and Heyward sitting today.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Go Rangers

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Yay Dex!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Dexter "OBP" Fowler

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Nice job Mazara



it goes without saying, but Prince is so slow

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 00:14 on May 3, 2016

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Safe by a nanosecond, nice jump Fowler.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Cool, Cueto back in Cincy, should be fun.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
I want Arrieta to troll the Pirates forever.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Whoever mentioned Zobrist's choo choo hands yesterday, I hate you for making me laugh at his at bats now

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Why is it so empty at PNC Park? Place is deserted.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Sydin posted:

Why is it so empty at PNC Park? Place is deserted.

Pittsburgh....

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Explosionface posted:

Whoever mentioned Zobrist's choo choo hands yesterday, I hate you for making me laugh at his at bats now

Rizzo looks like he's trying to subtly hump an invisible ghost lady that's standing on home plate.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Mr. McGibblets posted:

Pittsburgh....
Oh right, the Penguins. :downs:

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Holy poo poo the braces are bad

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Go jays !

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
I want a batter to combine choo choo hands with Rizzos hump and Fowlers weird constant re-clutching of the bat. Who has a weird stance on the Cubs? Bryants is a little odd.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Oh so this is the series where Cutch remembers how to play

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Oh so this is the series where Cutch remembers how to play

It's the series where Hammel pitches a game in warm weather.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Sydin posted:

It's the series where Hammel pitches a game in warm weather.

Its the start of the Cubs downfall.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
It's not April anymore. Time for Hammel to turn back into a pumpkin.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Well, Dickey looks on tonight. gently caress

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Retail Slave posted:

It's not April anymore. Time for Hammel to turn back into a pumpkin.

It's only been May for like 40 hours. Can't he PRETEND it's still April?

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Mike Foltynewicz has given up 3HR in 0.1 IP after a callup to replace Bud Norris. This is the kind of start that breaks a guy forever.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


That was a good curve

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

wow we're hittin that baseball tonight

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Man GABP is quiet as hell

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Bartolo is totally gonna crush a dinger here

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

Walked into hear Gary Cohen say "The Mets sent nine men to the plate, and hit three home runs."

I keep missing all the cool innings.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Cueto is Great-o

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

iKickDogs posted:

Walked into hear Gary Cohen say "The Mets sent nine men to the plate, and hit three home runs."

I keep missing all the cool innings.

As the game started, I decided to watch the 12-run inning from last week (I missed it live) on a separate screen so I've been living in a panopticon of Mets dongers for the past 30 minutes.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


NICHOLAS!

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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oh my god stop raining I can't handle another postponed game

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