Gameday Week 5: Gentlemen, start your regressions

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shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Hey, remember that crazy Jays-Rangers ALDS last year? Remember that crazy game 5 with those crazy errors and the beer-covered babies and 50,000 screaming Canadians all hopped up on maple syrup and pennant fever and that crazy bat flip? Well, the Rangers are back in Toronto so prepare to have it all rehashed ad nauseum.

Roof closed with Dickey starting so prepare your anuses, Blue Jays fans.

# ¿ May 2, 2016 23:03

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:52

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Furnaceface posted:

What the hell? Its sunny and 16 outside. Perfect baseball weather.

16C is borderline depending on the wind speed and % chance of rain. It sucks.

# ¿ May 2, 2016 23:16

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

That was a sweet DP. Goins was a good fielder already but i think he has learned a lot from Tulowitzki.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 00:45

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Why am I not surprised that Thole can't bunt?

Hey, he got him over to third! Good job, Thole.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 00:49

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Ow, my freaking ears!

I'm highly offended!

# ¿ May 3, 2016 00:58

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

canadianclassic posted:

guys RA dickey is pitching and the Rangers only have 1 run through 3 innings

"We'll just coast to the sixth and then take five or six runs off the bullpen."

# ¿ May 3, 2016 01:10

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Thank god that went foul.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 01:16

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Thanks to Rogers 4K we can see Odor smack his bat around in frustration in super slow motion.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 01:18

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Bruce Kison posted:

Quit crying Bats

That wasn't a strike, but I'm surprised he didn't get ejected for that.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 01:40

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Seventh inning RA Dickey. Here's your chance, Rangers.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 01:43

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Great throw from Bautista.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 01:48

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Some Numbers posted:

I'M BLAMING YOU FOR THIS.

You all knew this was going to happen. :colbert:

# ¿ May 3, 2016 01:52

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Think that may not count.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 01:56

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Bless you Kevin Pillar.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 02:00

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Pillar hittin' up a storm.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 02:06

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

A pretty good outing from Dickey, I'll take that silver lining all night long. gg Rangers.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 02:17

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Remember that time Dyson cleared both benches by grabbing Tulowitzki's rear end?

Good times.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 02:26

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

drat it Saunders.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 02:27

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

drat it!

# ¿ May 3, 2016 02:31

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Some Numbers posted:

GODDAMMIT SAUNDERS

That slide was pretty good, actually.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 02:34

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Wilhelmsen in another one run game.

You're probably fine. :canada:

# ¿ May 4, 2016 01:50

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Chexoid posted:

IMO, from an analytics point of view, all the Jays should be executed except Stroman and Donaldson who should help me pull a series of zany pranks on a bitter college dean.

Starring Roberto Osuna as Flounder.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 01:51

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

So done with this slump.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 02:23

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Some Numbers posted:

They can't, the ball only reaches the warning track.

I hope it shakes things up a little when they finally open the loving roof.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 02:32

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

SMOAK'D!

# ¿ May 4, 2016 03:02

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

SMOAK'D AGAIN!

# ¿ May 4, 2016 03:33

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Holky gently caress the basketball guys tied it up at the buzzer.

Sorry, Texas Rangers. I like you guys but we need this more.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 03:37

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Look at all those sad kids in the Pirates stands. What the Cubs are doing at this point is essentially child abuse.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 20:28

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Bruce Kison posted:

Apparently, Dyson, Diekman and Tolleson are unavailable to pitch out of the bullpen tonight. Wilhelmsen is essentially the closer for the game.

Rangers are hosed.

E: Odor just missed another leadoff homerun

They look pretty good to me.

Ooo, nice lead-off by Saunders.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 00:18

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Bruce Kison posted:

The Rangers are going to need a lot more than 2 runs, I'm guessing

Lol.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 00:23

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

EDWIIIIIING

# ¿ May 5, 2016 01:42

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Bruce Kison posted:

These last two games have been pretty frustrating

You're telling me. And the zone tonight is the usual poo poo show for both sides.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 01:59

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Russ Martin has got to do something about that pedo stache.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 02:01

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Bruce Kison posted:

Now score some goddamn runs, rangers

Not against Osuna you don't. He has Jebus on his side.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 02:25

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Yay Martin.

Sorry, Rangers.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 02:40

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

That BioSteel poo poo looks like it really stains forever.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 02:50

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Do a thing, Jose.

# ¿ May 6, 2016 00:22

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Wooooo Edwin!

# ¿ May 6, 2016 00:24

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Yay Martin.

He's growing a douche patch to go with that horrible mustache, it actually makes it a little better.

# ¿ May 6, 2016 00:29

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:52

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

I hope this is the first of many big innings for the jays . good to see the bats showing up early

I feel bad for Holland but not so bad that I don't want the Jays to take ten more runs off him.

# ¿ May 6, 2016 00:35

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