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I know this has been a difficult topic for some of you lately so I thought I'd throw together a handy guide on how to put food in your mouth to eat it. Step 1: choosing your food If you are a beginner to eating with your mouth you will want to consider starting with softer foods - rice pudding, porridge. These will be easier to learn on as they don't require very skilled technique. More advanced eaters may want to try something a little more challenging for this I recommend meat or steak. Step 2: eating your food take the food on your spoon and put the spoon near your lips (with the food still on it). Open your mouth and put the food into your mouth. The trick to this is to close your mouth a bit and pull the spoon out of it, so the food on top of the spoon gets pulled off the spoon and into your mouth, and then you can take the spoon all the way out of your mouth. This part is hard and is why I told you to practice on softer foods but you will get the hang of it. HOT TOPIC: Chewing the food in your mouth Now that the food is in your mouth and you closed your mouth with the spoon out of it, start lowering and raising your bottom jaw so that the food gets between the teeth and you crush it. Do this a lot make it so that the food is crushed up from being how it was on the plate to being crushed in your mouth. There is a lot of debate on how you should chew - mouth stances, cluch chew timings of ~42 chews per minute but right now you don't need to worry about this. Just focus on the basics. Step 3: swallow the food Now that you chewed the food up you can swallow it. If you need more info on swallowing ask your mom
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Does step 3 have to be done with "food"?
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# ? May 2, 2016 22:37 |
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i already know how to eat food
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# ? May 2, 2016 22:38 |
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Enfield posted:i already know how to eat food Even the great masters must practice
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# ? May 2, 2016 22:39 |
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i honestly dont have time for your bullshit right now
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# ? May 2, 2016 22:41 |
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Enfield posted:i honestly dont have time for your bullshit right now Sounds like your blood sugar might be a little low. Consider eating something to boost it back up again. See the OP if you need help with this
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# ? May 2, 2016 22:41 |
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i eat food with my rear end. i just mash it and booty bump the paste
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# ? May 2, 2016 22:42 |
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Be careful with corn. You'll see...
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# ? May 2, 2016 22:43 |
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if the food is too hot don't put it in your mouth so fast, wait until it isn't so hot and then try again
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# ? May 2, 2016 22:47 |
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Help, I just bit into a hot pocket and now the molten cheese is burningbmy mouth! What do I do?
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# ? May 2, 2016 22:48 |
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I have bulimia thanks for triggering me you smarmy gently caress
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# ? May 2, 2016 22:53 |
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Ha well I tried this and let me tell you, it didn't work out. I tried to put all the food in my mouth at once and it didn't fit. I see people taking smaller pieces or "bites" so I might try that sometime. Not today though, I am exhausted and feel like I've learned a lot.
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# ? May 2, 2016 22:55 |
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gently caress eating food, I'm a breatharian.
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# ? May 2, 2016 22:57 |
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step 1: 'neg' the food step 2: wait for the food to come to you i'm so hungry
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# ? May 2, 2016 23:28 |
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what if i want to eat the food via a butt enema like those people who do vodka enemas? (maybe nsfw if butt chugging is nsfw) http://youtube.com/watch?v=GZBVOQWd4rM
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# ? May 2, 2016 23:31 |
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# ? May 2, 2016 23:38 |
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# ? May 2, 2016 23:42 |
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My guy ate your guyy.
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# ? May 2, 2016 23:50 |
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if you like SJWs, groupthink, and being banned for nothing SA is for you. http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/
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# ? May 2, 2016 23:55 |
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you have to squeeze your balls as hard as you can or else the food turns to poison in your tummy
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# ? May 2, 2016 23:57 |
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Rayn_of_TW posted:if you like SJWs, groupthink, and being banned for nothing SA is for you. I miss Jon Pop
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