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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

quote:

Teak (Tectona grandis) is a tropical hardwood species placed in the family Lamiaceae. Tectona grandis is a large, deciduous tree that occurs in mixed hardwood forests. It has small, fragrant white flowers and papery leaves that are often hairy on the lower surface. It is sometimes known as the "Burmese Teak". Teak wood has a leather-like smell when it is freshly milled. It is particularly valued for its durability and water resistance, and is used for boat building, exterior construction, veneer, furniture, carving, turnings, and other small wood projects. Tectona grandis is native to south and southeast Asia, mainly India, Sri Lanka, Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand, Myanmar and Bangladesh but is naturalized and cultivated in many countries in Africa and the Caribbean. Myanmar's teak forests account for nearly half of the world's naturally occurring teak. Molecular studies show that there are two centers of genetic origin of teak; one in India and the other in Myanmar and Laos. "CP Teak" ("Central Province" Teak) is a description of teak from central states of India.[6] "Nagpur Teak" is another regional Indian teak.It produces small, white flowers arranged in dense clusters (panicles) at the end of the branches. Flowers contain both types of reproductive organs (perfect flowers).




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yoj8-MkP43Y

I love TEAK and I hope you do too.

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I also love hard wood in and around my mouth, OP.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

i prefer ikea

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
High quality hardwood Is underrated

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Good poo poo, op

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Well poo poo thought this would be about that fast little guy from the Ewoks movie. Bunch of bullshit it isn't IMO

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I only buy organic teak from sustainable forests.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
look at these lovely TEAK carvings



Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
a good wood.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
i like to put ketchup on my teak

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Solid teak furniture has to be made out of lots of small pieces glued together as a solid piece would warp

twit666
Nov 16, 2006

Soiled Meat
My teak is all gray and lichenous....

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
It is a very versatile wood in my opinion.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

JiveHonky posted:

look at these lovely TEAK carvings





Don't you mean TEAK A LOOK AT these lovely TEAK carvings?

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
A few years ago my students and I decided to study plant growth. Rather than plant the usual zinnias or carrots, I managed toget ahold of teak seeds. By the time we ended the experiment, we had quite a few trees that were half a meter tall. Great fun.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Teak is great for functional and pretty sailboat accents

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
wow, some really creative people doing big things with teak!

http://bringatrailer.com/2012/04/01/wooden-gull-1955-mercedes-benz-300sl-from-teak/

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

when i was a kid i read a pretty good novel about the Vietnam War that had a climactic battle revolving around some symbolic ancient teak tree in a valley. it was called The 13th Valley. well thats my teak memory

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I love teak so much, people call me a teaker. It's a play on words, mimicking the term tweaker - someone high off of and addicted to marijuana.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Bagaya Monastery


quote:

This teak wood monastery was first built in 1593 about 11 miles (18 km) from present-day Mandalay. During King Bagyidaw (1819–1837), a great fire broke out on 15 April 1821. Many important buildings, including the Bagaya Monastery, were burnt in the fire. The government tried to reconstruct in 1992 and built the new brick building in the place of the old monastery for the use of Buddha image and Pitaka scriptures. It was recorded that the monastery was constructed based on the model of the old monastery.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

JiveHonky posted:

Bagaya Monastery


I went to Mandalay Bay in Vegas but I didn't see this there.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I went to Mandalay Bay in Vegas but I didn't see this there.

weird maybe they moved it to Circus Circus

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
teak is a really fun word to say

also jute

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

JiveHonky posted:

weird maybe they moved it to Circus Circus

I only saw clowns there....?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
:shrug:

The_Politics_Man
Aug 25, 2015
For you op
http://nobessence.com/store/allure/

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Thanks!

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

It's my 3rd favorite wood behind mahogany and oak

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Booblord Zagats posted:

It's my 3rd favorite wood behind mahogany and oak

:respek:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Trees
Enjoying
Artificial
Ketamine

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

My brother's 1st wife had his old Atari refurbished because it was pretty rough looking and he wouldn't get rid of it



The wood panel was replaced with faux teak

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Teak, good wood there fella. Lot o' cheap poo poo made from teak, lot o' beautiful stuff as well. Just a nice, all around good hard wood. Yep.... teak.

Yep.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Booblord Zagats posted:

My brother's 1st wife had his old Atari refurbished because it was pretty rough looking and he wouldn't get rid of it



The wood panel was replaced with faux teak

im sorry man, i hate fake TEAK. thats bullshit

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Particle board has ruined furniture forever

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ChrisHansen posted:

Particle board has ruined furniture forever

Luddite

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!
Lol excellent, my time to shine with my TEAK custom title.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Voltage posted:

Lol excellent, my time to shine with my TEAK custom title.



:hfive:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
mmmmmmm...yeah...the best chair

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Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
This is a pretty great thread. Really scratches that teak itch.

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