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When I saw the terms "rape", "developmentally disabled", and "Stubblefield" in a headline, my first thought was of this infamous thread. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749863 But I didn't recall the rapist's first name, Anna. So in my perplexed and ignorant-about-sports mind, I first thought that this article was somehow about her. Ex-49er Dana Stubblefield is charged with raping a developmentally disabled woman http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-former-san-francisco-49er-charged-rape-20160502-story.html I clicked the title to read, wondering how Stubblefield could have managed to escape prison to rape another disabled individual. (I have heard of the 49ers, but I hadn't made the connection that the football team was what this was talking about.) Anyway, a completely different person with A-N-A in his first name and Stubblefield in his last name has been accused of raping a person legally incapable of consensual sex. The implications are staggering. Is there a curse associated with with this name? Should all anagrams containing these letters be suspect? Anyone here named Alan or Nena Stubblefield care to rise to the defense of your kind?
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# ? May 3, 2016 02:56 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:12 |
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gently caress off
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# ? May 3, 2016 03:04 |
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So you work from home OP?
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# ? May 3, 2016 03:06 |
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Enfield posted:gently caress off
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# ? May 3, 2016 03:18 |
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Enfield appears to have taken personal offense. Could he... in reality be... a Stubblefield? Or, hardly more forgivable, a Stubblefield sympathizer? And no one please doxx me. My mom was already traumatized enough by giving birth to me.
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# ? May 3, 2016 03:19 |
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sorry for being rude. im a stubby thing
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# ? May 3, 2016 03:20 |
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Enfield posted:sorry for being rude. im a stubby thing You are now cleared of suspicion, because no true Stubblefield would admit error.
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# ? May 3, 2016 03:29 |
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Is this why I get ingrown hairs in my groin area after I shave?
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# ? May 3, 2016 03:31 |
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Network Pesci posted:So you work from home OP?
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# ? May 3, 2016 03:32 |
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my name is Lana Stubblefield but I only jack off horses, and in a professional environment
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# ? May 3, 2016 03:33 |
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gonna nickname my dilz stubby stubblefield.
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# ? May 3, 2016 03:33 |
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satanic splash-back posted:Is this why I get ingrown hairs in my groin area after I shave? Ingrown hairs are the opposite of stubble, so in fact you may be the natural enemy of the Stubblefield - the Anti-Stubblefield.
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# ? May 3, 2016 03:39 |
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Zorodius posted:my name is Lana Stubblefield but I only jack off horses, and in a professional environment Thank you for stepping forward so bravely. #NotAllStubblefields
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# ? May 3, 2016 03:42 |
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Dang, $80 from an NFL player for personal services is kind of insulting though
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# ? May 3, 2016 03:44 |
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green chicken feet posted:Ingrown hairs are the opposite of stubble, so in fact you may be the natural enemy of the Stubblefield - the Anti-Stubblefield. interesting, i was just "playing the field," but now i'm not so sure about my casual involvement
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# ? May 3, 2016 03:46 |
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Enfield posted:gently caress off
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# ? May 3, 2016 03:48 |
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green chicken feet posted:I clicked the title to read, you're loving insufferable
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# ? May 3, 2016 03:49 |
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quote:Nathan Beverly Stubblefield (November 22, 1860 – March 28, 1928), I dunno, he sounds wiley
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# ? May 3, 2016 04:04 |
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Don't know why we're talking about this and not a much more serious sex scandal Mesa, AZ student arrested for indecent exposure in yearbook picture quote:There were 69 students, ranging in age from 15 to 19 and 10 faculty members, present when the picture was taken, and Osborn knowingly exposed the top of his penis through the top of the waistband of his football uniform pants during the photo session.
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# ? May 3, 2016 04:51 |
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lets go niners
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# ? May 3, 2016 05:27 |
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If there's grass on the Stubblefield, play ball.
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# ? May 3, 2016 05:34 |
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I had no idea what this thread was going to be about, but I was going to make a reference to obscure NFL player Dana Stubblefield no matter what, and now, well, that has been ruined.
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# ? May 3, 2016 15:04 |
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Toilet Mouth posted:Don't know why we're talking about this and not a much more serious sex scandal Holy poo poo. They're really pissed about seeing that kid's tip.
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# ? May 3, 2016 15:13 |
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eye rape is no laughing matter and frankly it's disgusting that hes only being charged with misdemeanors
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# ? May 3, 2016 15:22 |
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The goon who introduced me to the forums once "jokingly" said it shouldn't be called rape it should be called surprise sex. Wonder if Mister Stubblefield will use that defense in court
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# ? May 3, 2016 15:24 |
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Blue Train posted:eye rape is no laughing matter and frankly it's disgusting that hes only being charged with misdemeanors Read it again. But nah they really shouldn't hammer a kid that hard for a prank. And with it being indecent exposure they have the option of making him register, if I'm not mistaken.
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# ? May 3, 2016 16:05 |
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Toilet Mouth posted:Don't know why we're talking about this and not a much more serious sex scandal furnishing harmful items to minors? that is one spicey penis
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# ? May 3, 2016 17:31 |
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Mr. F
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