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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Cena found something to get him over and then was pushed to the moon.

Ryder did the same and got buried hard. A Burial he apparently only recently gotten himself out of.

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Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


Electric Lady posted:

The only reason Cena wasn't cut is because Vince and Steph liked his Vanilla Ice impression.

The idea of Vince choosing a White Rapper to be his #1 guy is mind boggling in hindsight.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Corzaa posted:

The idea of Vince choosing a White Rapper to be his #1 guy is mind boggling in hindsight.

No it's not that shocking. They didn't like Cena because of his Gimmick, they liked Cena because of his look. But until rapping Cena he couldn't get any reaction from the crowd.

Notice how quickly they phased out the rapping gimmick the second he actually got over.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

I was going to pick that post apart but everyone beat me to it. So I'll just add: Does anyone REALLY think Cena would have maintained his level of popularity, drawing power and merchandise sales if he hadn't won almost all the time? Or Stone Cold? Or Hogan? This is basic logic: the guys at the top cannot survive without the people that feed them (more). Where is the logic in paying them so disproportionately?

Does nobody remember Stan Hansen's Hall of Fame Speech?

Also the fact that he cited Tyler Breeze of all people as an example of "the losers who nobody will ever give a gently caress about," is particularly hard to believe. Is this guy secretly Vince?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
THE RED GUY spouting the science of Marxism-Leninism after a contract dispute a day after International Workers day.

Edit: It's really jarring how Cena goes from his street smart rapper persona to becoming a goodie two shoes Marine in Camo shorts overnight. Just in time for public mood in America to turn on the War in Iraq.

Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 22:02 on May 3, 2016

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/WWECameron/status/727602341512237056

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Gonzo McFee posted:

THE RED GUY spouting the science of Marxism-Leninism after a contract dispute a day after International Workers day.

FREE ME MORE

FREE ME MORE

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Not a fan of Ryback, but much respect for bringing up some very salient points, even if jack poo poo is going to be done about them. At least he got people talking.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Hmm, it sounds like wrestlers who are successful, popular, move merchandise, and are more valuable to the company make more money than people who aren't and also win more matches??

Ryback is dumb

If WWE didn't have a 15 year track record of cutting off its nose to spite its face you might have a point here, but alas

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

FREE ME MORE

FREE ME MORE

Midcarders unite, you have nothing to lose but your matches.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
I can't wait to look back in the history books and see this as the moment that loving Ryback started the process of unionizing the pro-wrestling business.

I loving love it.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Shima Honnou posted:

Full Rybackism now.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I bet Ryback is a Trotskyist and that's why Daniel Bryan bullied him.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

8 p.m. 3.46 million viewers
9 p.m. 3.46 million viewers
10 p.m. 3.38 million viewers

Ryback was the cancer and Steph was the cure

JOSEPH SAMOAN
Jun 13, 2010

Ryback sucks and is awful, but he is also correct

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Dexo posted:

I can't wait to look back in the history books and see this as the moment that loving Ryback started the process of unionizing the pro-wrestling business.

I loving love it.

I need to workshop some lines to throw out at all the Communist Ryback quips. Something alluding to Ayn Rand probably for the low-hanging fruit goodness. "Who is John Galt," becoming "Who is John Cena," seems like potential comedy gold.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Gonzo McFee posted:

Midcarders unite, you have nothing to lose but your matches.

CAST OFF YER SHACKLES, IT'S FREEIN TIME

Devil Bird Thing
Mar 12, 2001

Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?
1) Ryback should have been allowed to keep the Skip Sheffield comedy character with the "Yip, yip, yip! What it do?" catchphrase.


2) If I never see another retread of the Montreal Screwjob angle ever ever ever in any form, shape, or fashion it will still be too goddamn soon. Like, a single person at ringside had something to do with that angle. Why should there even be a callback there?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Sanguinia posted:

I need to workshop some lines to throw out at all the Communist Ryback quips. Something alluding to Ayn Rand probably for the low-hanging fruit goodness. "Who is John Galt," becoming "Who is John Cena," seems like potential comedy gold.

Fall of the Roman Empire posted:

“By virtue of its unbounded aggression, Roman's imperialism was ultimately responsible for its own destruction.”

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

CAST OFF YER SHACKLES, IT'S FREEIN TIME

I don't think Ryback thought his Glorious Worker's Revolution through. The Bread Lines may not be able to sustain "to each according to his needs," if he keeps shouting to FEED ME MORE.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Not really seeing the Socialism inherent in "What I do has value. You don't pay me enough for it. I'm going to work somewhere else."

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

CAST OFF YER SHACKLES, IT'S FREEIN TIME

"What victory?" said Ryback. His knees were bleeding, he had lost a shoe and split his hoof, and a dozen pellets had lodged themselves in his hind leg.

"What victory, comrade? Have we not driven the enemy off our soil— the sacred soil of WWE?"

"But they have destroyed the ratings. And we had worked on it for two years!"

"What matter? We will build higher ratings. We will build six ratings if we feel like it. You do not appreciate, comrade, the mighty thing that we have done. The enemy was in occupation of this very ground that we stand upon. And now— thanks to the leadership of Big Dog Roman Reigns— we have won every inch of it back again!"

"Then we have won back what we had before," said Ryback.

"That is our victory," said Vince.

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!
Fun Shoe
holy poo poo Ryback Rules

he's totally loving right too, being trapped in jobber hell on the WWE roster sounds like utter hell with virtually no upside

edit: also the idea that main eventers are only main eventers because they're better performers is absurd especially when you look at Rybacks career which is pretty much an inverse relation of Push/Talent

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Big Guy fighting for the Little Guy?!?!?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

https://twitter.com/WWECameron/status/727607977616646144


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

CAST OFF YER SHACKLES, IT'S FREEIN TIME

The chains will be off.

Shima Honnou fucked around with this message at 22:44 on May 3, 2016

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Going by his other tweets, this @trevorovert_ seems like a bit of an rear end.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Trevorovert knew about Cameron's release a matter of time ago.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Not me and:

https://twitter.com/DanyGarciaCo/status/727223749414625281

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I hope Tamina comes back to us with new legs, with which to kick many people's teeth out.

BTW apparently after next Raw Shane is gonna be podcasted by Mick Foley.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~


drat, I didn't think "Count It," "Girlbye." Cameron had a burn of that caliber in her.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I can't believe Rovert has an impersonator

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
...or does he?? :tinfoil:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Is that the Bill Watts?

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Looking forward to the workers seizing the production truck.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Sanguinia posted:

I was going to pick that post apart but everyone beat me to it. So I'll just add: Does anyone REALLY think Cena would have maintained his level of popularity, drawing power and merchandise sales if he hadn't won almost all the time? Or Stone Cold? Or Hogan? This is basic logic: the guys at the top cannot survive without the people that feed them (more). Where is the logic in paying them so disproportionately?

Does nobody remember Stan Hansen's Hall of Fame Speech?

Also the fact that he cited Tyler Breeze of all people as an example of "the losers who nobody will ever give a gently caress about," is particularly hard to believe. Is this guy secretly Vince?

Eh, Cena and Hogan maybe not. But Stone Cold would have been over regardless. He lost a lot. His biggest run wasn't even six months, and he lost the belt like all the loving time because (aside from the power trip thing) the whole angle was everyone's out to screw Stone Cold.

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
some weird absolutism happening in this thread right now from marquis

no. winning is not everything in WWE. you cannot make an idol out of a guy who has nothing but the win-loss record, but it helps keep guys popular and hot to be winning. people like winners, and disregard losers (unless they are (were) loveable: see Honma)

there have been loads of guys who, for all extents and purposes, have 'it'. they are good enough on the mic, they can go in the ring, they have a distinct look and a gimmick that the crowd are into. let's rattle off a list of guys on the roster right now who have enough of those qualities to reasonably put at the top of the card if necessary:

Dean Ambrose
Alberto Del Rio
Dolph Ziggler
Bray Wyatt
Cesaro
Barrett

These are a few of the guys who could go to the top if you wanted them to, but what do they have in common? They don't win. Nobody cares about the new Ambrose angle because whenever it actually matters he doesn't win. ADR is a heat vacuum. why? It isn't because he is a bad worker and bad on the mic. Just look at LU S1 to see that. It is because he is booked like a drat chump and has been since I started watching wrestling again, 3 and 1/2 years ago. Dolph is a smarmy rear end in a top hat on the mic and on twitter, but he would make a good heel. Instead he is a face who never wins poo poo, but if you give him something worth working with, even as a face (see: that Survivor Series match), he can put on a stellar show. Nobody has given a poo poo about the Wyatts for like 2 years now. Why? Because they keep losing. Instead of being a dominant force like they were in the SHIELD days, they are guys who come out and cut sinister promos but never deliver, which makes them look less dominant and more dormant. Cesaro has had the most stop-start booking I can think of, being given a run and then immediately having it snatched away from him. It makes him look like poo poo. Barrett has had more factions than I can think of, and even more entrance themes, and he has always languished in the midcard for people to not care about because he never wins anything.

Winning matches matter to guys on the roster. Why does it matter? Because getting and selling merch is driven by popularity, and the guys who never get to actually look good to become popular, and they get paid less by the company because the dumb system of purse payments. These guys can't make themselves popular on their own, not because they don't have the talent, but because they are not allowed to. They get doubly screwed by the creative team, because it is depriving them of two sources of income, the purse and the merch. Of course you would be sour about that. And WWE doesn't exactly let you seek other outside sources of income while you are signed, such as movies or promotional work, because you will get on the bad side of the company and get cut even further down by booking until your biggest plot is on Superstars, and the plot is a losing streak to Viktor. When Ryback says he is deprived, he is right. This is a job where you are constantly on the road, constantly paying for fuel, constantly paying for gyms, constantly buying large meals because dietary demands.

To do all that and still be screwed because someone in the back won't let you shine for once and booking you to lie down for Sheamus, thus losing income, is amazingly lovely.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
WWE contracted workers- Ryback, thank you for creating equal pay for workers and helping implement a comprehensive health care system for wrestlers.

ryback- heh heh heh things are easy when your the big guy. BIG GAINS, BIG BRAINS

workers- Truly your business acumen is absolutely top notch, I've never seen someone with a complete and utter understanding of contract law and benefit packages.

ryback- heh heh heh Things are easy when you are smart like me. If you put your mind to it, you can learn how to do anything. MEAT HOOKS READ BOOKS

workers- in celebration, lets all go to panera bread for a protein filled dinn-

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
*ryback bursts into WWE offices w/ a team of lawyers*

WAKE UP, ITS MEETING TIME

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



My guess is they wanted to pay him less than what he was previously making, but still expected him to work the same schedule. Which is bullshit.

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Dexo posted:

I can't wait to look back in the history books and see this as the moment that loving Ryback started the process of unionizing the pro-wrestling business.

I loving love it.
I want him to have more impact on the business than Punk, who like a coward decided to walk out on his comrades and go off to pretend to be an MMA fighter and write comic books instead of rallying wrestlers to start a union.

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