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Cena found something to get him over and then was pushed to the moon. Ryder did the same and got buried hard. A Burial he apparently only recently gotten himself out of.
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Electric Lady posted:The only reason Cena wasn't cut is because Vince and Steph liked his Vanilla Ice impression. The idea of Vince choosing a White Rapper to be his #1 guy is mind boggling in hindsight.
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# ? May 3, 2016 21:54 |
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Corzaa posted:The idea of Vince choosing a White Rapper to be his #1 guy is mind boggling in hindsight. No it's not that shocking. They didn't like Cena because of his Gimmick, they liked Cena because of his look. But until rapping Cena he couldn't get any reaction from the crowd. Notice how quickly they phased out the rapping gimmick the second he actually got over.
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# ? May 3, 2016 21:57 |
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I was going to pick that post apart but everyone beat me to it. So I'll just add: Does anyone REALLY think Cena would have maintained his level of popularity, drawing power and merchandise sales if he hadn't won almost all the time? Or Stone Cold? Or Hogan? This is basic logic: the guys at the top cannot survive without the people that feed them (more). Where is the logic in paying them so disproportionately? Does nobody remember Stan Hansen's Hall of Fame Speech? Also the fact that he cited Tyler Breeze of all people as an example of "the losers who nobody will ever give a gently caress about," is particularly hard to believe. Is this guy secretly Vince?
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# ? May 3, 2016 21:58 |
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THE RED GUY spouting the science of Marxism-Leninism after a contract dispute a day after International Workers day. Edit: It's really jarring how Cena goes from his street smart rapper persona to becoming a goodie two shoes Marine in Camo shorts overnight. Just in time for public mood in America to turn on the War in Iraq. Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 22:02 on May 3, 2016 |
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https://twitter.com/WWECameron/status/727602341512237056
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:00 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:THE RED GUY spouting the science of Marxism-Leninism after a contract dispute a day after International Workers day. FREE ME MORE FREE ME MORE
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:01 |
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Not a fan of Ryback, but much respect for bringing up some very salient points, even if jack poo poo is going to be done about them. At least he got people talking.
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:01 |
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Marquis de Pyro posted:Hmm, it sounds like wrestlers who are successful, popular, move merchandise, and are more valuable to the company make more money than people who aren't and also win more matches?? If WWE didn't have a 15 year track record of cutting off its nose to spite its face you might have a point here, but alas
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:02 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:FREE ME MORE Midcarders unite, you have nothing to lose but your matches.
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:05 |
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I can't wait to look back in the history books and see this as the moment that loving Ryback started the process of unionizing the pro-wrestling business. I loving love it.
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:05 |
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Shima Honnou posted:Full Rybackism now.
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:06 |
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I bet Ryback is a Trotskyist and that's why Daniel Bryan bullied him.
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:07 |
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8 p.m. 3.46 million viewers 9 p.m. 3.46 million viewers 10 p.m. 3.38 million viewers Ryback was the cancer and Steph was the cure
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:10 |
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Ryback sucks and is awful, but he is also correct
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:11 |
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Dexo posted:I can't wait to look back in the history books and see this as the moment that loving Ryback started the process of unionizing the pro-wrestling business. I need to workshop some lines to throw out at all the Communist Ryback quips. Something alluding to Ayn Rand probably for the low-hanging fruit goodness. "Who is John Galt," becoming "Who is John Cena," seems like potential comedy gold.
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:13 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:Midcarders unite, you have nothing to lose but your matches. CAST OFF YER SHACKLES, IT'S FREEIN TIME
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:16 |
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1) Ryback should have been allowed to keep the Skip Sheffield comedy character with the "Yip, yip, yip! What it do?" catchphrase. 2) If I never see another retread of the Montreal Screwjob angle ever ever ever in any form, shape, or fashion it will still be too goddamn soon. Like, a single person at ringside had something to do with that angle. Why should there even be a callback there?
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:17 |
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Sanguinia posted:I need to workshop some lines to throw out at all the Communist Ryback quips. Something alluding to Ayn Rand probably for the low-hanging fruit goodness. "Who is John Galt," becoming "Who is John Cena," seems like potential comedy gold. Fall of the Roman Empire posted:“By virtue of its unbounded aggression, Roman's imperialism was ultimately responsible for its own destruction.”
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:20 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:CAST OFF YER SHACKLES, IT'S FREEIN TIME I don't think Ryback thought his Glorious Worker's Revolution through. The Bread Lines may not be able to sustain "to each according to his needs," if he keeps shouting to FEED ME MORE.
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:20 |
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Not really seeing the Socialism inherent in "What I do has value. You don't pay me enough for it. I'm going to work somewhere else."
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:25 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:CAST OFF YER SHACKLES, IT'S FREEIN TIME "What victory?" said Ryback. His knees were bleeding, he had lost a shoe and split his hoof, and a dozen pellets had lodged themselves in his hind leg. "What victory, comrade? Have we not driven the enemy off our soil— the sacred soil of WWE?" "But they have destroyed the ratings. And we had worked on it for two years!" "What matter? We will build higher ratings. We will build six ratings if we feel like it. You do not appreciate, comrade, the mighty thing that we have done. The enemy was in occupation of this very ground that we stand upon. And now— thanks to the leadership of Big Dog Roman Reigns— we have won every inch of it back again!" "Then we have won back what we had before," said Ryback. "That is our victory," said Vince.
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:26 |
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holy poo poo Ryback Rules he's totally loving right too, being trapped in jobber hell on the WWE roster sounds like utter hell with virtually no upside edit: also the idea that main eventers are only main eventers because they're better performers is absurd especially when you look at Rybacks career which is pretty much an inverse relation of Push/Talent
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:27 |
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Big Guy fighting for the Little Guy?!?!?
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:31 |
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https://twitter.com/WWECameron/status/727607977616646144 Prokhor Zakharov posted:CAST OFF YER SHACKLES, IT'S FREEIN TIME The chains will be off. Shima Honnou fucked around with this message at 22:44 on May 3, 2016 |
# ? May 3, 2016 22:42 |
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Going by his other tweets, this @trevorovert_ seems like a bit of an rear end.
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:44 |
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Shima Honnou posted:https://twitter.com/WWECameron/status/727607977616646144 Trevorovert knew about Cameron's release a matter of time ago.
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:45 |
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Not me and: https://twitter.com/DanyGarciaCo/status/727223749414625281
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:45 |
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I hope Tamina comes back to us with new legs, with which to kick many people's teeth out. BTW apparently after next Raw Shane is gonna be podcasted by Mick Foley.
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:49 |
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Shima Honnou posted:https://twitter.com/WWECameron/status/727607977616646144 drat, I didn't think "Count It," "Girlbye." Cameron had a burn of that caliber in her.
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:51 |
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I can't believe Rovert has an impersonator
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:52 |
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...or does he??
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# ? May 3, 2016 22:56 |
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Is that the Bill Watts?
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# ? May 3, 2016 23:01 |
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Looking forward to the workers seizing the production truck.
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# ? May 3, 2016 23:01 |
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Sanguinia posted:I was going to pick that post apart but everyone beat me to it. So I'll just add: Does anyone REALLY think Cena would have maintained his level of popularity, drawing power and merchandise sales if he hadn't won almost all the time? Or Stone Cold? Or Hogan? This is basic logic: the guys at the top cannot survive without the people that feed them (more). Where is the logic in paying them so disproportionately? Eh, Cena and Hogan maybe not. But Stone Cold would have been over regardless. He lost a lot. His biggest run wasn't even six months, and he lost the belt like all the loving time because (aside from the power trip thing) the whole angle was everyone's out to screw Stone Cold.
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# ? May 3, 2016 23:07 |
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some weird absolutism happening in this thread right now from marquis no. winning is not everything in WWE. you cannot make an idol out of a guy who has nothing but the win-loss record, but it helps keep guys popular and hot to be winning. people like winners, and disregard losers (unless they are (were) loveable: see Honma) there have been loads of guys who, for all extents and purposes, have 'it'. they are good enough on the mic, they can go in the ring, they have a distinct look and a gimmick that the crowd are into. let's rattle off a list of guys on the roster right now who have enough of those qualities to reasonably put at the top of the card if necessary: Dean Ambrose Alberto Del Rio Dolph Ziggler Bray Wyatt Cesaro Barrett These are a few of the guys who could go to the top if you wanted them to, but what do they have in common? They don't win. Nobody cares about the new Ambrose angle because whenever it actually matters he doesn't win. ADR is a heat vacuum. why? It isn't because he is a bad worker and bad on the mic. Just look at LU S1 to see that. It is because he is booked like a drat chump and has been since I started watching wrestling again, 3 and 1/2 years ago. Dolph is a smarmy rear end in a top hat on the mic and on twitter, but he would make a good heel. Instead he is a face who never wins poo poo, but if you give him something worth working with, even as a face (see: that Survivor Series match), he can put on a stellar show. Nobody has given a poo poo about the Wyatts for like 2 years now. Why? Because they keep losing. Instead of being a dominant force like they were in the SHIELD days, they are guys who come out and cut sinister promos but never deliver, which makes them look less dominant and more dormant. Cesaro has had the most stop-start booking I can think of, being given a run and then immediately having it snatched away from him. It makes him look like poo poo. Barrett has had more factions than I can think of, and even more entrance themes, and he has always languished in the midcard for people to not care about because he never wins anything. Winning matches matter to guys on the roster. Why does it matter? Because getting and selling merch is driven by popularity, and the guys who never get to actually look good to become popular, and they get paid less by the company because the dumb system of purse payments. These guys can't make themselves popular on their own, not because they don't have the talent, but because they are not allowed to. They get doubly screwed by the creative team, because it is depriving them of two sources of income, the purse and the merch. Of course you would be sour about that. And WWE doesn't exactly let you seek other outside sources of income while you are signed, such as movies or promotional work, because you will get on the bad side of the company and get cut even further down by booking until your biggest plot is on Superstars, and the plot is a losing streak to Viktor. When Ryback says he is deprived, he is right. This is a job where you are constantly on the road, constantly paying for fuel, constantly paying for gyms, constantly buying large meals because dietary demands. To do all that and still be screwed because someone in the back won't let you shine for once and booking you to lie down for Sheamus, thus losing income, is amazingly lovely.
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# ? May 3, 2016 23:13 |
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WWE contracted workers- Ryback, thank you for creating equal pay for workers and helping implement a comprehensive health care system for wrestlers. ryback- heh heh heh things are easy when your the big guy. BIG GAINS, BIG BRAINS workers- Truly your business acumen is absolutely top notch, I've never seen someone with a complete and utter understanding of contract law and benefit packages. ryback- heh heh heh Things are easy when you are smart like me. If you put your mind to it, you can learn how to do anything. MEAT HOOKS READ BOOKS workers- in celebration, lets all go to panera bread for a protein filled dinn-
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# ? May 3, 2016 23:14 |
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*ryback bursts into WWE offices w/ a team of lawyers* WAKE UP, ITS MEETING TIME
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# ? May 3, 2016 23:16 |
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My guess is they wanted to pay him less than what he was previously making, but still expected him to work the same schedule. Which is bullshit.
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# ? May 3, 2016 23:24 |
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Dexo posted:I can't wait to look back in the history books and see this as the moment that loving Ryback started the process of unionizing the pro-wrestling business.
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