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How are you back op, I killed you.... Uhh I mean you died mysteriously, must be some kind of necromancer ITT
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This bigfoot is shedding all over the place, is there a good slime for picking up bigfoot hair?
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May 4, 2016 00:48
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I can't sell you another slime until you pay for the first one...
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May 4, 2016 00:50
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this is my favorite new thread, c'est magnifleek, 666 y'sll
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May 4, 2016 00:51
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Can I get a refund on my splitting slime? I've got the original... Or at least one of the first pair. I think.
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May 4, 2016 00:59
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All I know is, if you cut one of the green slimes in half, the sumbitch gets stronger and divides. You have to kill it using fire or a very large fall. Weapons are useless.
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May 4, 2016 01:01
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OP, how do you have a whole post about various slimes of all sizes and shapes and not include the Dragon Quest slime
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HJE-Cobra posted:OP, how do you have a whole post about various slimes of all sizes and shapes and not include the Dragon Quest slime They offer a free metal slime with purchase of 3 rust monsters, but those fuckers keep running away.
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May 4, 2016 01:07
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How many xp do you get per slim you kill
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 http://pic01.nijie.info/nijie_picture/main/201203312133472908.jpg EDIT: PLEASE DO NOT PLACE NWS IMAGES BEHIND SPOILER TAGS. Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:52 on May 5, 2016 |
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May 4, 2016 01:37
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I will take all sexy mimic slimes though if you could guarantee my seed will not grant it unspeakable shapeshifting abilities that would be cool Windows 98 posted:Does it come in white? I'll make it
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 Public Service Announcement To All Human CitizensThe Imperial High Office of Illicit Drug Enforcement & Public Safety has issued a decree to all human citizens of Imperia in regards to the ongoing epidemic of illicit substance abuse among the younger human population known as "Gettin' Jellied". The inhalation of oozes, jellies, slimes, sentient molds, and puddings has long been a source of psychoactive recreation amongst the lesser races (orcs, trolls, kobolds, slavics) but human constitution simply was not created by the Blessed Maker to withstand such poisonous magical filth. Amongst adults, abuse of these creatures makes beasts of men, shortens life spans, free's valued inhibition, causes insanity, loosens morals in women, can cause birth defects, and even internal organ liquification. But a disturbing new trend amongst human children is occuring. "Gettin' Jellied" has become the new "it" thing to do on the playgrounds, manure fields, sweatshops, and other places where children are known to congregate... and the consequences ARE DEADLY.  human child "Gettin' Jellied"  immediately afterwards Children's frail bodies cannot withstand the magical energies of such substance abuse and 75% of all children have turned into living abominations in the service of the One True Dark Lord The Death Lich Whose Name Is Whispered Only In The Nightmares Of The Newborn. The other 25%... INSTANT DEATH KNOW THE SIGNS If your child exhibits the following: Mood Swings Listlessness Violent Outbursts Thievery Listening to Orcish Music Slav Squatting Covered In Slime Speaking In Antediluvian Tongue Unwillingness To Work 18 Hours In The Manure Fields then your child may be "On The Ooze". WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE  human child at a "Pudding Party"  in the throes of jelly abuse  the deadly effects of peer pressure  a bad reaction, but all too common So heed this warning, human citizens, keep your children away from jellies, oozes, puddings, and slimes before they go from this:  to this:  JUST SAY NAY TO JELLAY
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May 4, 2016 17:58
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super macho dude posted:
i was goign to think something funny up but this is too much comedy to have looming over me as i try loving 
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May 4, 2016 21:11
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Gumdrop Larry posted:This seems like a rip off I can walk outside of town right now and get all the slimes I need for free.  oh there you are  no need to run friend i just want to talk stay put you little poo poo i need the xp you wanna get some coffee and a muffin? my treat
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May 4, 2016 22:14
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I'm looking for a QUIET micro-ooze to keep the basement rat population in check. I'd prefer a low acid type but I'm flexible as long as it doesn't self-multiply. Any suggestions? Also I need a territorial gardening slime capable of maintaining turf between two and three inches. Must either be child friendly or opaque enough to hide child skeletons.
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LurkBot posted:I'm looking for a QUIET micro-ooze to keep the basement rat population in check. I'd prefer a low acid type but I'm flexible as long as it doesn't self-multiply. Any suggestions? If your basement is damp and ooky enough slimes should appear on their own, you can encourage this by picking a corner to urinate in or deposit a couple skeletons
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May 4, 2016 23:14
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I need a strong ooze to help clear my barrow downs of a couple wights, but I also need it to be stain resistant because I could also use some domestic help around the house. I also need it to be hypoallergenic and gluten free
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May 4, 2016 23:15
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See, look at this bullshit. loving green slimes man.
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May 4, 2016 23:19
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naem posted:If your basement is damp and ooky enough slimes should appear on their own, you can encourage this by picking a corner to urinate in or deposit a couple skeletons beware, while skeletons will attract smaller poser slimes who are useful for everyday housekeeping tasks once trained (beaten and forced into slavery, Lol), they might attract larger and far more dangerous Bully Slimes who can gently caress your entire homestead/cave/ruin up in no time if that happens you better have some weeping (tard elemental ones are best) slimes on hand to toss outside until the big bully slimes catch their scent begin their incredibly slow pursuit. the weeping tard elementals usually tire out after a day or two of chase but are quite fast so the bully slimes won't bother coming back your way. yr welcome, this tip saved me countless times
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May 4, 2016 23:28
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ChrisHansen posted:I also need it to be hypoallergenic and gluten free Uh, yeah, hi, I have a ground level dungeon foyer that needs protecting, so I guess im in the market for a low level Skeletal Warrior? Do you have anything locally sourced from a free range graveyard or should I try the Co-Op Henchmennary down the street?
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May 5, 2016 00:44
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Yo, you want to come over and check out my model trains and Gel Off (GO). There's nothing gay about it, just two slimes gelling off while playing with model trains. Wife slime is away during the day, don't come over any later than 3pm. Bring a towel.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Yo, you want to come over and check out my model trains and Gel Off (GO). There's nothing gay about it, just two slimes gelling off while playing with model trains. Wife slime is away during the day, don't come over any later than 3pm. Bring a towel. slimes feel pain. do not burn out trains on slimed tracks. the slimes will remember and crawl into your orifices as you sleep and dissolve every single capillary vessel until you violently hemorrhage slime and turn into a gross slimed out mummy once they're inside you slimes cannot be stopped just like polonium poisoning, very bad stuff they only enter if you really messed with them, its not like they like it inside some fat, hot, cramped, oxygen-starved-goonlord-orb-posting-wizard anyway
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May 5, 2016 01:09
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super macho dude posted:
Must suck knowing Ted Cruz resigned. from competing against Trump. I'll take 1 of each sexy slime.
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May 5, 2016 01:10
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Microwaves Mom posted:Must suck knowing Ted Cruz resigned. from competing against Trump. Please don't microwave my slimes mom.
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May 5, 2016 01:14
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page 3 and no skeleton jelly i am disappoint 
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May 5, 2016 01:43
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Would I be able to purchase a Construct slime in your fine establishment?
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May 5, 2016 03:00
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Was skeleton jelly okay?
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May 5, 2016 03:06
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ChickenHeart posted:Was skeleton jelly okay? Are any of us??
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May 5, 2016 03:16
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ChickenHeart posted:Was skeleton jelly okay? quote:I could be mistaken, but i believe this is a comic about endochondral ossification. Skeleton jelly is essentially a chondrocyte (cartilage cell) which hypertrophies (drinks the well) and dies (gets eaten). He then cacifies (squirxical jelly) and then drips into ultraviolet city, which looks suspiciously like the trabeculae of ossified bone. I'm pretty sure it's not all a coincidence, it made me chuckle.
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May 5, 2016 05:35
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getting pretty goddamn sick of the neighbor's dog barking all night. Hypothetically speaking, what do you have that could slither under a fence and digest about 25 pounds of obnoxious meat without making a sound?
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May 5, 2016 05:56
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slimes and jellies don't really do it for me, and I was wondering... I mean, this is embarrassing... but do you happen to have any... any blobs? 
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May 5, 2016 07:15
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Man, if you have seen the kinda slimes I have seen, there is some hosed up poo poo out there. I mean some real hosed up poo poo. I dont know man. I have seen some slimes that are just not okay. Some are cool, but then there's some real hosed up stuff. Who has control over this?
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May 5, 2016 08:35
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i sell real white slime you come my house you give 20 american dollar i go in house get real white slime in bag i give you bag with real white slime it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.
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May 5, 2016 09:38
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Slime seller. I am going into battle and need only your strongest slimes.
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May 5, 2016 09:51
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How sexy can a slime get Also Annihilation piss
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May 5, 2016 10:11
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OP hasn't replied back. May have committed suicide via slime.
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May 5, 2016 11:02
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Lime Tonics posted:All I know is, if you cut one of the green slimes in half, the sumbitch gets stronger and divides. You have to kill it using fire or a very large fall. Weapons are useless. slimes + cuisinart = world-ending apocalypse
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May 5, 2016 11:11
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Lime Tonics posted:All I know is, if you cut one of the green slimes in half, the sumbitch gets stronger and divides. You have to kill it using fire or a very large fall. Weapons are useless. You could eat it.
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May 5, 2016 11:17
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Help, op, I bought a bunch of smaller slimes for my dungeon and now they're combining into a single larger slime
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I think they might be gaining intelligence
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