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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Looks like Cruz is out folks.

I didn't think much about it at the time. Just bullshit, y'know, everybody likes to make themselves out to be something more than they are. 'Specially in the homosexual underworld. But when they got him I got real scared. And that's when I got popped.

People got to know, why he was killed.

Cause that motherfucker Kennedy, stole that motherfuckin' election, that's why. Nixon, was gonna be one of the great presidents 'till Kennedy wrecked it up. Got niggas running around askin' for their drat rights. Why do you think we got all this crime nowadays? He promised those motherfuckers to goddamn much you ask me.

-JFK

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
He should bottle his boogers up and sell them instead of selfishly eating them all. I'd buy some just as a curio (and to consume a few of course!)

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Still waiting for the firesale on jeb! guacamole bowles

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

dad gay. so what posted:

Looks like Cruz is out folks.

I didn't think much about it at the time. Just bullshit, y'know, everybody likes to make themselves out to be something more than they are. 'Specially in the homosexual underworld. But when they got him I got real scared. And that's when I got popped.

People got to know, why he was killed.

Cause that motherfucker Kennedy, stole that motherfuckin' election, that's why. Nixon, was gonna be one of the great presidents 'till Kennedy wrecked it up. Got niggas running around askin' for their drat rights. Why do you think we got all this crime nowadays? He promised those motherfuckers to goddamn much you ask me.

-JFK

Dreddout posted:

T R U M P !
R
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!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

long live death incarnate

yeah he's sticking it to the man :black101:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

That Robot posted:

yeah he's sticking it to the race of man :black101:

Fixed

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Mange Mite posted:

Oh god yes

I knew it

You're a neonazi, but you're more discreet about it than tramadol junkie was

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
fascism is comin back yall. be on the right side

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Now we just need Hillary to be indicted and Bernie can save us from ourselves

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

the beast will slither back down into its hole to slurp more goat brains

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

suck my poo poo

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

dad gay. so what posted:

fascism is comin back yall. be on the right side

Izzhov
Dec 6, 2013

My head hurts.

That Robot posted:

I knew it

You're a neonazi, but you're more discreet about it than tramadol junkie was

I thought this too at first but then I read some posts recently that implied it was a schtick/not serious.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

That Robot posted:

I knew it

You're a neonazi, but you're more discreet about it than tramadol junkie was

Im not a neo nazi im a black nationalist

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
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I really can't wait until the Clinton and Trump debates. It will be a real treat to watch.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

dad gay. so what posted:

fascism is comin back yall. be on the right side

Only Trump can save us from Clinton's fascism.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
all you millennials who havent seen JFK - please watch and remember. gild your loving loins if you have a drat brain. this is going to be a wild ride.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this is loving hilarious

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Its really cool that every halfway honest person now has to say "Donald Trump is the best and most ethical candidate for the Presidency"

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

dad gay. so what posted:

all you millennials who havent seen JFK - please watch and remember. gild your loving loins if you have a drat brain. this is going to be a wild ride.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

SurfaceDetail posted:

Its really cool that every halfway honest person now has to say "Donald Trump is the best and most ethical candidate for the Presidency"

Seriously what a world

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pick posted:

72 hours ago.

She kills things faster than Ebola :monocle:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

dad gay. so what posted:

this is loving hilarious

God bless our hosed up government!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

VendaGoat posted:

She kills things faster than Ebola :monocle:

:wow:

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

what does this mean for the republican party?

will there be suicides and unrest?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
goodbye Ted Cruz, you couldn't do a single thing normally

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Dreddout posted:

>Trump nominates Bernie as his vp.
>Trounces Clinton under wave of populace support.
>America accidentally becomes a National Socialist nation.

I'm spurtin' here

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Jan 24, 2006

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dad gay. so what posted:

this is loving hilarious

it is, it owns

this rules so much I wish I could hear what's going on at the RNC right now

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I'm no Trump guy, but

I've hated Trump for months. I've hated Cruz for years. This is a good night. :unsmith:

just gonna repost this here

stefania_r
Sep 2, 2011

That Robot posted:

now we can safely assume that the zodiac killer will never become president


can we tho

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
As a person living in Indiana, I'm glad we finally did something to prevent a serial killer from becoming president.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

GET MY BELT SON posted:

what does this mean for the republican party?

will there be suicides and unrest?

We can only hope. I'm enjoying how the tea party turned out to be the establishment republicans' undoing, like a dog that someone beats and starves so it will attack intruders but it ends up biting them instead.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

stefania_r posted:

can we tho



Follow the money

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
eerily reminiscent of hitler's win in indiana

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

loquacius posted:

I'm no Trump guy, but

I've hated Trump for months. I've hated Cruz for years. This is a good night. :unsmith:

just gonna repost this here


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stefania_r
Sep 2, 2011
Is Kasich still in the race?

Izzhov
Dec 6, 2013

My head hurts.

stefania_r posted:

can we tho



That Robot posted:

now we can safely assume that the zodiac killer will never become president

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

dad gay. so what posted:

this is loving hilarious

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

stefania_r posted:

Is Kasich still in the race?

"Yes."

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