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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
The NFL Draft is in the books and, aside from OTAs/minicamps, we're now entering the really dead part of the offseason. So let's pass the time with another sheep game!



In case you need a rules refresher, here's how the game works:

Xenophon posted:

What the gently caress is a sheep

The game is not complicated.

1. There will be a list of questions at the bottom of this post. The object of the game is to provide the MOST COMMON response from the people playing the game, kind of like Family Feud. You receive one point for each person who provided the same answer. In other words, if the question was "What is best in life," and 10 players said "To crush your enemies," each of those players would receive 10 points. If 5 players said "The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist," they would each receive 5 points. If 1 player said "Hello Kitty," he would receive 1 points (and the public condemnation of his peers).

2. Every question scores points, even if only one. The MOST points, after all the questions are added up, wins the game.

3. There are no right or wrong answers - your job is to provide the MOST COMMON answer. So even if you really, really think that "The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist" is best in life, it might still be in your best interest to answer "To crush your enemies." This means that even a factually incorrect answer can score the most points! You have to decide what you think everyone else will say.

4. Some of the questions are vague - intentionally so! It's your job to interpret them as you think the majority of SAS will.

Send your answers to tffsheepgame2016 at gmail dot com

Make sure the subject is "Sheep answers from [YOUR SA FORUMS USERNAME]"

Also, please make sure to post your answers only, so the body should look like:

1. Answer 1
2. gently caress T*m Br*dy
3. Steelers are the best.
4. Miami will go 8-8
5. Adrian Peterson
6. Josh Gordon
etc.



And now I present the questions. The deadline for submitting is Friday, May 13, 6 p.m. ET

1. Which team will win the Super Bowl this season?
2. Which team will have the No. 1 draft pick next year?
3. This head coach is definitely getting fired first.
4. Who is the most likeable active NFL player?
5. Who is the most unlikable active NFL player?
6. If the NFL ever expands again, which American city (so London and Mexico City don't count) is the most likely candidate to get a team?
7. What is the best football video game of all time? (if you choose Madden, name specific year, "Madden in general" doesn't count)
8. Which current college coach will be the next to jump to the NFL?
9. What team that missed the playoffs last year will make it in this year?
10. Obligatory foodchat question: What is the worst dish to serve at a Super Bowl?

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
vv--Oops, Rule 4. Retracted.

To make this point not utterly worthless I will point out that questions about questions are not kosher.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 06:59 on May 4, 2016

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
no questions grittybeard, you know this

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
My bad, edited it out.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Sent. Gl all, hope you answer correctly

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Emailed my submission but you'll never figure out it was me!!!!!

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
To get this out of the way: I submitted my answers first to avoid any conflict of interest when comping the answers.

Also I'm going boring and choosing serious answers, which probably means I'll finish in the bottom third again.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Emailed my submission but you'll never figure out it was me!!!!!

HORSE WITH MORE THAN TWO DONGS is a very poor nom de plume

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

I think I won the last time? Or I was drunk? Or both? In any case I look forward to failing miserably at my title defense

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

email sent, half of my answers were dumb joke ones but these are fun anyway

Sour Diesel fucked around with this message at 11:06 on May 4, 2016

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
I'm never going to win this again but have some bad answers anyway :v:

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice
Sent with kinda serious answers i guess?

Sheep games are p. much the high point of the offseason when nothing insane is happening

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Sent.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And now to wait a week and a half for the reveal :smith:

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Sent in my boring rear end answers. See you fuckers in two weeks.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
I literally never get tired of these silly games, looking forward to responses already.

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
SENT

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Hey add some NCAA questions.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Sent mine in.

But yeah, may want to add some more NCAA and/or some more open ended questions. Those are the best for really drawing out the better answers.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Sent. Got this one in the bag :smug:.

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

Sent in my boring rear end answers. See you fuckers in two weeks.

Same.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I have no idea what i'm doing

Sent.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Sent in some super boring answers!

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I am posting in this thread to let everyone know I sent my answers in, use this information to fill your day with happiness

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Oh awesome, I tend to miss out on these by over-relying on bookmarks. Thanks for setting it all up Benne! :)

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Thank u for starting one of these, they are good

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

My answers are sent, and boy howdy are they not going to get me a lot of points!

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Answers sent in, I'm probably gonna alternate between getting a bunch of points and getting no points.

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!
Sheep games are some of the best parts of offseason. Gonna break out of the bottom third this time around.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
36 entries so far. Plenty of time to submit answers!

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
Hopefully enough people did serious answers too :(

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Black Sheep was easy, doing this one straight.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Two days before deadline, got 42 entries right now

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Benne posted:

Two days before deadline, got 42 entries right now

Eeeek. Try advertising in SAS proper. You usually get an increase in voters. Also, hit the NFL N/V and NCAA thread.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Sent, see you in the middle of the pack

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Sent :rip:

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Oops, never finished my draft til now, sent!

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice
Yo Benne, when's the reveal going to be? This weekend?

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
OK, I sent some answers in but I half-assedly watch the NFL and don't read about it or watch anything outside of the games or read the threads here so my answers are kind of poo poo.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

E_Motion posted:

Yo Benne, when's the reveal going to be? This weekend?

Today at 6 p.m. ET

Speaking of which, :siren: LAST CALL FOR VOTES :siren:

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