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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Are there no firefighters in Canada?

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Cthulu Carl posted:

There's plenty. Right now a veritable Army of firefighters is telling the fire "Soory aboot this fuss, but could you not burn for a bit?"

quote:

Firefighters are trickling in from across the country. As of Tuesday evening, 150 firefighters were in the area. Another 70 to 80 more were expected to arrive on Wednesday.

Whoa that's like sooo many firefighters man

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I want to carry fully loaded spare fuel tanks in a raging wildcity fire.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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"Canada's National Post called Fort McMurray 'Canada's manliest city' where men outnumber women by roughly three to two."

I'd burn it down too.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Got a non-embedded link? Not working here at the office.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I'm starting to think you haven't even seen mad max

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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AKA Pseudonym posted:

Why don't they just officially make everything one direction accept for one lane or something for emergency vehicles?

its like they don't have an evacuation plan or something!


Keg posted:

Copy/paste:

scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/13165028_1551582661805169_1724661792_n.mp4

Thanks, gently caress whitelisting

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Smash it Smash hit posted:

why would you like that?

So he could be lead reporter on WGBS Channel 4

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j6xpeiXgqg

ah gently caress the super 8 next to the trailer park is buring

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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jonathan posted:

I'm Southwest of Fort Mac by 600km or so. Part of the issue is the el nino winter. There was very little snow, and then April hits and we had several +30c days.

In my city, forestry wardens are patrolling the recreational trails making sure everyone's atv's have spark inhibitors in their exhausts.

this sounds like a bad rear end title, but I doubt a Canadian could pull it off

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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MiracleWhale posted:

forestry wardens better be fuckin treants

i had to google that. non-nerd status confirmed.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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slidebite posted:

Jesus christ :stare:



that's gonna blister some car paint

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Doctor Schnabel posted:

if i asked this guy if he was queer, and he said yes, do you think he'd prove it for me?

Have u been to Canada? I mean really, their all just nice and generally crying.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Serious Frolicking posted:

ha ha, suck it! about time something took canada down a peg. they have been way too smug about being slightly less of a corrupt plutocracy than the us for too long.

Canada has never been above the bottom rung, or place on the totem pole for Inuit, since I've been alive?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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is it burnt down and done yet?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Y-Hat posted:

probably never, unless there are a lot of people who want to loot burned-up crap

Gun safes

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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crowoutofcontext posted:

Here is some scale:


I was looking for some scale ariels thx

Can you put on the McDonald's/hortons locations tho?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Marijuana Nihilist posted:

i always like listening to loser white people complain about all the Asian immigrants in the country, as if they would all be winners if it weren't for those drat slopes taking all the jobs

nope

you would still be a loving loser even in a pure white society haha

What is a slope?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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This article says the fire created its own lightening. Wtf is that hyperbole?
Fort McMurray: Fire could double in size, Canadian official says
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/07/americas/fort-mcmurray-fire-canada-duplicate-2/index.html

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Stop loving up people's weekend Canada.

Smoke in eastern Iowa, rain chances move in: May 7, 2016
http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/WWCF-Smoke-in-eastern-Iowa-rain-chances-move-in-May-7-2016-378506385.html

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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loving badass tyvm



. The detonation of a nuclear weapon in the atmosphere will also produce a pyrocumulus, i

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I'm the smoke alarm.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Dude had days to prepare and that's how you gtfo?

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