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Mozi posted:A man walks into a bar and falls down. A man walks into a bar and goes out. It was an IRON bar. Geddit? ... Elderly Turkeyneck Dyke 2016! zimboe fucked around with this message at 23:26 on May 4, 2016 |
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What did the fish say when he ran into a dam? drat! Two fish are in a M4 Sherman Tank. The first fish says to the second fish: "Do you know how to drive this?"
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May 4, 2016 23:31
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Knock knock. Oh, you're here. Come on in.
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May 5, 2016 00:10
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Downercut posted:Knock knock. this one
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May 5, 2016 00:15
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Kill joke. Kill it a cab outta here.
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May 5, 2016 00:17
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Take my wife away. Please.
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May 5, 2016 00:27
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Nameless_Steve posted:A rabbi and a priest are walking down the street when they see a group of little boys playing.
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May 5, 2016 00:53
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Why did the chicken cross the road? It saw something on the other side of the road that interested it and so it crossed to go chick it out. Sorry, check it out.
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May 5, 2016 01:31
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Way out in the middle of nowhere, there was a farm whose occupants' only entertainment was a race between two horses named bill and ted every sunday. The whole family would gather for this event with anticipation, but the race always ended up being the same. The dog would shout, "go!". And first in the lead would be bill, then ted, then bill, then ted, then billthentedthenbillthentedthenbill! And bill would always win. The dog would shout, "Bill is the winner' and ted would slouch off, muttering curses. Until one day, ted bought some lucky horse shoes and had em attached. With these, he was sure he could beat bill. So when sunday came around and the dog yelled "go!", he was confident. First in the lead was bill then ted then bill then ted then billthentedthenbillthentedthenbill! And the dog shouted, "Bill wins again!" Ted was pissed. So he vowed to go into the big city and do some weight training in an effort to beat bill. Months passed and the folks on the farm were bored shitless by the lack of thwir singular form of entertainment. But eventually, ted came back looking sleek and buff as all hell. He trotted around acting stuck up and pretty until the race that sunday. Finally the day arrived. The family was buzzing with excitement, ted was prancing in place, and bill had the look of an old draft hotse by comparison. Then the dog yelled "go!" First in the lead was bill then ted then bill then ted thenbillthentedthenbillthentedthenbill! As the dog shouted "Bill wins again!" ted was cursing up a storm. Then a little boy of the family shouted, "Holy poo poo the dog can talk!"
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May 5, 2016 02:43
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FlimFlam Imam posted:What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? at that moment, he was enlightened
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May 5, 2016 02:48
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JiveHonky posted:you really need to get out more trigger warning: bullying has anyone ever called you a "nancy boy"?
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May 5, 2016 03:20
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the best joke i've heard lately is john kasich's candidacy for president haha amirite
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May 5, 2016 03:22
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So how will the race war begin?
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May 5, 2016 03:26
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Champenema posted:So how will the race war begin? Ey pa, you know about this? Yer produce ain't goin to Gastown.
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May 6, 2016 00:40
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MiracleWhale posted:trigger warning: bullying a kind woman with a lovely cucumber, did i tell you how much she loves dolphins?
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May 6, 2016 00:44
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JiveHonky posted:a kind woman with a lovely cucumber, did i tell you how much she loves dolphins? no, tell me more 
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May 6, 2016 01:30
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Did you hear about the guy that lost the entire left side of his body? He's okay.
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May 6, 2016 02:23
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Did you hear about that guy who has no arms and legs and floats in the water? Robert 
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May 6, 2016 05:48
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Ted Cruz murdered victims in Benicia, Vallejo, Lake Berryessa, and San Francisco between December 1968 and October 1969. Ted Cruz targeted four men and three women between the ages of 16 and 29. Ted Cruz is a cryptogram enthusiast.
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May 6, 2016 19:14
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so there was a family that went to a talent show audition the judge said, 'ok, well show me what you got' then some messed up stuff happened 'the aristocrats!!!'
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May 6, 2016 20:24
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here's your sign! hahaha, gets me every time. They call me, coleslaw.
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May 6, 2016 20:31
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a priest, an imam, and a rabbi walk into a bar but they're all very devout so they don't drink.
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May 6, 2016 20:33
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"Who" is the mans name, he is on first base in a baseball game.
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May 6, 2016 20:53
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MariusLecter posted:"Who" is the mans name, he is on first base in a baseball game. nice whats his name
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May 6, 2016 21:36
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Whoman 'Who' G. Reginald Buford II
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May 6, 2016 21:55
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