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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
I would pay to see how many times the video has been purchased. This is loving incredible.

I don't want to visit this website at work but someone should type in mpreg

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Fat guy + premature ejaculation + popsicle

How many results?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Stinky_Pete posted:

I would pay to see how many times the video has been purchased. This is loving incredible.

I don't want to visit this website at work but someone should type in mpreg

I would bet that a lot of these never get any downloads



e:

Cthulu Carl posted:

Fat guy + premature ejaculation + popsicle

How many results?

None, that's getting too specific

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Oh no, I keep dropping things on my foot! How terrible that this is happening!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

its like the etsy of porn

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

lol this is kind of revolting

Nothing wrong with working girls trying to make some money on the side.

Their pimp probably doesn't even get a cut.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
if someone from the 1940s wanted to know what the future was like id show them this website and say

"its basically like this and i have a computer in my pants"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i f*ckin love the internets

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

tomstuart posted:

if someone from the 1940s wanted to know what the future was like id show them this website and say

"its basically like this and i have a computer in my pants"

This would lead into the Nazi timeline.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Dreddout posted:

This would lead into the Nazi timeline.

worth a try imo

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dreddout posted:

This would lead into the Nazi timeline.

Hmm no jobs or zuckerberg... might not be too bad

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Now I wanna see skinnyfat chicks in SS uniforms get Nickelodeon gak dumped on them before goose-stepping over croutons.

That already a video for that, though, right?

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
http://i.imgur.com/IBbC9jm.gifv

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Im a jocksexual and my pronouns are bro/ bro/ brahs

Im into wedgies (giving), swirlies (giving), and high-fives (everything about it)

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mange Mite posted:

Im a jocksexual and my pronouns are bro/ bro/ brahs

Im into wedgies (giving), swirlies (giving), and high-fives (everything about it)

Is it rude to vote my own thread a 5

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


This is good, but I need a PoV shot to really "seal the deal"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Mmmm, Bespoke internet porn.

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

that dude in the comments watched too many after school specials wehre some loving nerd feigns drowning and the hot lifeguard revives him

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Is there any that can combine my unfettered desire for fart fetish and balloons?

Is there balloons filled with lady farts and some guy huffing them?

:dong:

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

Is there any that can combine my unfettered desire for fart fetish and balloons?

Is there balloons filled with lady farts and some guy huffing them?

:dong:

sorry but the best i could find is videos of women sitting on top of balloons and farting. have this instead.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Finally a market the chinese haven't cornered

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

:catstare:




JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Wait... Are these videos of someone getting food poisoning or someone poisoning food? I mean, it could be either.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

JediTalentAgent posted:

Wait... Are these videos of someone getting food poisoning or someone poisoning food? I mean, it could be either.

The $30 deluxe video shows someone poisoning food, and serving it to the unsuspecting victim, and then the victim gets ill

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Stinky_Pete posted:

The $30 deluxe video shows someone poisoning food, and serving it to the unsuspecting victim, and then the victim gets ill

I'll wait for the summer sale

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
GAY
FART
CLUB

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Are there any videos of women being frightened by balloons?

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014





Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
For some reason seeing these women debase themselves for money is actually hurting my soul.












I'm so loving hard right now!

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth

Look at this loving ear beta!
Nose alphas represent!

http://i.imgur.com/0ruJbEd.gifv

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


no angie joy! thats bad for your ears!! :ohdear:

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
I want to see their sales data, get the profit margins, and do some consulting for these vids. Sponsor a top seller with some high quality gear, really see how high we can push this business. I want some girl to be a loving millionaire for rubbing a balloon on her butt or stomping a cracker before ww3 ends this gay earth.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Clips4sale x Crate Unboxing Video.

You get models to open up a Lootcrate, whatever, and they can do multiple videos about them. it's the Naked News of our time.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
if ur shameless like me then it can be a license to print money

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mariana Horchata posted:

if ur shameless like me then it can be a license to print money

Where can I invest?

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

hosed up thing about most of these clips is that they expect you to get off in <6 minutes.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

This is making my ears hurt. Stop it lady! That's a bad idea!

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Moon Atari posted:

hosed up thing about most of these clips is that they expect you to get off in <6 minutes.

I mean. If you understood the very specific fetish they were catering to, you could get off in <2 minutes.

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