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It hurts me that you don't acknowledge any of the things I email you. *every email is a link to infowars*
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May 4, 2016 19:30
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gently caress you got mine
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May 4, 2016 19:34
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Did you hear Rush today? He was right on target! Lol, when I first read this, I thought of Rush the band, playing in a Target.
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May 4, 2016 19:36
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Leave business to the businessmen, not freeloaders.
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May 4, 2016 19:42
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Dont be a mousy woman. Look at Carly fiorina she is a strong woman. If you have an abortion in disowning you There was a black nurse at the hospital but I didn't ask her for help, I'm waiting for a real nurse. Chinese people smell bad. (sees a man meditating in the beach). I'm really worried that man is mentally ill and will kill someone If you don't get a real job you might as well as start your own.business
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May 4, 2016 19:43
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The Bananana posted:Lol, when I first read this, I thought of Rush the band, playing in a Target. tbf seeing the band Rush play in a Target is also an extremely baby-boomer thing to do
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May 4, 2016 19:48
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this steak still seems a little raw...
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May 4, 2016 19:53
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Hey honey, how much do we have in our checking account? Pat Robertson really could use some money.
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May 4, 2016 19:56
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Remember when gas was 5 cents a gallon? Those were the days. Let me tell you about the dream car I never owned.
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May 4, 2016 20:02
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I've fallen and i can't get my penis up
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May 4, 2016 20:12
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Do you want to hold him?
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May 4, 2016 20:29
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I agree, this wine is drinkable
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May 4, 2016 20:30
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Chinatown posted:why do black people get to say friend of the family and i dont
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May 4, 2016 20:31
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Have you seen my collection of commemorative spoons?
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May 4, 2016 20:38
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Goodtime Pancreas posted:If you can't get a job then just show up somewhere one morning ready to work; tell them you will work for free to show your worth. My mother told me to do this. Her friend told her substitute teacher son to do this and he always goes into the nearby school when he doesn't have work, which is often because the area he lives has a deep subbing pool. The school never gets him in, since they get him for free anyway and can call someone else and get 2 for 1 lol My mother sees it as very noble that he gives his time and puts in a days work.
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May 4, 2016 20:39
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My entire generation is going to cash out our RRSPs at once and bleed the system dry to the point where it can't recover
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May 4, 2016 20:43
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*Calls everyday for a week and leaves "Hey, it's me. Call me back." As a voicemail* *Gets all pissy because you didn't call back.* "What if someone had died?! What if I was in the hospital?!"
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May 4, 2016 20:45
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"C'mon baby bear, let's get some dick in ya."
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May 4, 2016 20:50
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anyone got any sweet Tribes vids or vods?
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May 4, 2016 20:53
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:(sees a man masturbating on the beach). I'm really worried that man is mentally ill and will kill someone
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May 4, 2016 20:55
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Iron Crowned posted:Owning a house is an investment! *Buys a new home every few years*
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May 4, 2016 20:59
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*calls dinner "supper"* *pays exclusively with checks at the grocery store* *believes black people can see in the dark*
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May 4, 2016 21:16
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Ilustforponydeath posted:Stop crying, I didn't hit you that hard This one hits close to home
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May 4, 2016 21:27
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*Stream of complaints about the drat Indians and how lazy they are and how they have no right to complain about anything since they're given everything. They don't react well to being told my father is a tribal elder.
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May 4, 2016 21:28
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:It hurts me that you don't acknowledge any of the things I email you. My aunt does this. So I just made it so whenever she emails me she gets an error saying shits broke
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May 4, 2016 21:29
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i am considering female/senior dosages of hgh and anavar from andromed because of an internet person at a cafe's recommendations when i asked them what they were doing on THAT computer IT REALLY DOES SEEM TO BE A MIRACLE ANTI AGING WEIGHT LOSS SKIN TIGHTENING SEX DRIVE INCREASING BONE DENSITY IMPROVING BRAIN COGNITION ETC DRUGS
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May 4, 2016 21:36
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NoFix posted:i am considering female/senior dosages of hgh and anavar from andromed because of an internet person at a cafe's recommendations when i asked them what they were doing on THAT computer I don't think Baby Boomers actually said this
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May 4, 2016 21:43
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Captain Yossarian posted:I don't think Baby Boomers actually said this yeah the conversation was much longer and more expensive etc irl but also theres this guy too https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/2pz9vv/billionaire_says_he_will_live_120_years_because/
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May 4, 2016 21:44
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and this guy http://www.genf20plus.info/fashion-designer-nygard-claims-he-can-reverse-aging.php Finnish Canadian billionaire and fashion designer, Peter Nygard has been making some outrageous claims – he says scientists have found a way that they can make him younger – reverse aging. Nygard claims he is getting more stem cell treatment than what others are getting. Because of the vast amount of stem cell treatments he is receiving, scientists have been able to find markers that have shown the reversing signs of aging. In fact, BBC reports that he is actually getting younger. it heal ur stretch marks too scar free healing without cutting off ur looseskin http://www.gemstonebio.com/
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May 4, 2016 21:45
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It's all just computers and phones no one talks anymore!! *spends all day inside doing whatever dumb garbage*
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May 4, 2016 22:02
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Ahundredbux posted:It's all just computers and phones no one talks anymore!! *spends all day inside doing whatever dumb garbage* "You need to do your own research!" *gets news from the tv.
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May 4, 2016 22:09
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me and my friends raped a girl in high school then another girl in college then i raped my secretary after my first promotion
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May 5, 2016 02:37
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Gaunab posted:me and my friends raped a girl in high school then another girl in college then i raped my secretary after my first promotion psh like they'd use the word "rape"
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May 5, 2016 02:48
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If you don't watch the news about this election, you're going to be lost when it is time to vote. *turns on Fox News*
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May 5, 2016 02:54
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WHERE ARE MY GOD drat PAIN PILLS?!!??
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May 5, 2016 03:02
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"I believe that you should be paid a fair wage for work, and work reasonable hours"
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May 5, 2016 03:02
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Revenants Return posted:"I believe that you should be paid a fair wage for work, and work reasonable hours" And $7.25 an hour with your boss refusing to give you more than 25 hours a week is plenty of money!
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"Jeez, it must be gonna rain. Enjoy your knees while they still work, kid."
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