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Aug 1, 2006

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TV is always looking for innovative new ideas and things to put on television

cooking show was good, why not add kids?

dancing show was good, why not make it about celebrities?

voyeur show popular, focus on more obscure personalities?

and so on.

i think we should help out television exectuives by coming up with some ideas for new tv shows or even television channels

ill start:

- a show where a man watches old episodes of maury povich and provides asinine commentary

- a show where we peer into the life of a 34 year old unmarried man who spends the entirety of his free time watching people play games on twitch.tv

- a channel where a man quietly sobs into a handkerchief while an american flag waves in the background

- a "tru tv" type show where a man stands on a corner and just yells constantly and when people get mad at him he points at a non-existent tv camera as the crew bailed on him hours ago

- a news channel focused on the beckett's guides for trading card games




feel free to add your own

also

- a show where "op is a human being"
- a channel where "op sucks my drat balls, please"
- a tv show where "op kills himself"

just to get htose out of the way

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Aug 1, 2006

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- a sitcom focused on a guy whose job it is to write "drumpf" instead of "trump" on photocopies of flyers for donald trump

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excuse me?

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- a show that follows a carnie worker that continues to man the tilt-a-whirl and clown baloon water gun game at an abandoned carnival

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JediTalentAgent posted:

Retrovisionists (on ABC)
A man discovers while he was away in college getting his degree in History, his parents sold his retro game collection. Now, using the skills he acquired in school, he and his group of fellow post-grad game nerds undergo a dark journey to reclaim his lost collection from the people who bought it and helping change their lives in exchange for getting the games back.

Retribution (on NBC)
A Marine''s entire retro game collection is stolen during a bold terrorist raid on a US Marine supply transport. It's been 2 years, and Uncle Sam creates a special covert armed response team (CART) to track down the terrorists using the stolen games that were part of the shipment as their only leads. Now the members of CART are going to find the terrorists, find the stolen WMDs and reclaim his old NES games.

Retrograde (on CBS)
A high school freshman has his entire retrogame collection seized by a teacher on the first day of school through a complicated set of coincidences. The only way he can get them back is if he graduates without any negative marks on his record by the end of his senior year.

Retrofit (on Fox)
In the near future, after sports have been banned due to violence and injury, a new bred of athletes emerges. Training their reflexes and minds, these competitors face off in the realm of the Arcadiums and their weapons are joysticks and roller balls, their new battleground is an 8-bit warzone. These are the sportspersons of tomorrow. These are the Retrofit.

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Aug 1, 2006

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- a show where a man collects all of his bodily deposits (e.g., urine, feces, skin flakes, nail clippings, hair) in containers and then tries to animate a golem out of them

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- a television network focused on a steampunk-cyberpunk world setting dubbed hydroelectricpunk

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