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The solution you're looking for is to drop your pants around your ankles for a good, bare rear end piss, OP. Exaggerate a sigh, and clasp your hands behind your head, just like a blowjob. Let the magic happen! Ureters are sensitive: pants are restrictive, so it follows that having your pants at the farthest point away from them on your body will make them feel unrestricted and free to let the magic happen. Pull up your shirt for maximum freedom too. tl;dr drop your pants and let the magic happen!
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I climb a ladder and pee down a set of tubes with loops, corkscrews, upsies and downsies and hella fast turns because even some pee deserves a good roller coaster once in a while.
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May 5, 2016 05:00
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Chief McHeath posted:I climb a ladder and pee down a set of tubes with loops, corkscrews, upsies and downsies and hella fast turns because even some pee deserves a good roller coaster once in a while. i'm envisioning a piss-themed variation of mousetrap
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May 5, 2016 05:26
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i ain't fancy or nuffin i just pee through a crazy straw
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May 5, 2016 05:27
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anyone here into watersports?
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May 5, 2016 05:27
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:Sounds like.... urine trouble, op. 
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May 5, 2016 05:34
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MiracleWhale posted:it should be not only legal but encouraged to direct your stream onto his face Chief McHeath posted:I climb a ladder and pee down a set of tubes with loops, corkscrews, upsies and downsies and hella fast turns because even some pee deserves a good roller coaster once in a while. I see you both are familiar with my erotic fiction. 
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Update: The cleaners have been and gone for the day. I'm not sure if its because I know exactly where to look, or they arnt expecting to need to mop the walls, but the shadow piss remains. Best of all. No angry/I cant beleive I need to write this emails.
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May 5, 2016 17:26
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Darth123123 posted:when at the urinal I usually lean up against the wall with both hands Johnson swinging slowly during release I do this when I'm drunk except to the regular toilet also
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