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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Why have they become so popular all of a sudden? Do people just like receiving mystery items that they'll never use? How else could something like Mystery Box of Awesome exist? I've always wanted a herb chopper and bamboo bowl set along with a I <3 Mustache doormat!

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

GREAT THREAD YOU PIECE OF poo poo

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I subscribe to indiebox and its pretty good. On a side note, eat poo poo OP

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

oh good we havent had a thread about this in at least a day

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I supscribe to OPs moms box and it's pretty good. On a side note eat poo poo OP

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


someone subscribe op to a monthly box of edible poo poo

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maMghLPxODY&t=24s

I only subscribe to Youtube channels that subscribe to subscription boxes.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I used to get the mystery tackle box but canceled after 6 months because now I have a lifetime supply of fishing lures

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
People love helping out other people that want to make it big by selling overstocked chinese crap.

"SUPER BOX GUARANTEED OVER $200 VALUE!!*

May's theme "MILLENIAL!" Contains:

- 5 My Little Pony Stickers
- A 3inch *PREMIUM* statue of Bernie Sanders, cast from high quality plastic.
- An "I wish I could afford a car" key-fob
- *EXCLUSIVE* Caityln Jenner Fleshlight (can be swapped for a Bruce Jenner dildo on checkout)
- XXXL "Respect my Safe Space" T-shirt
- *EXCLUSIVE* "Words that trigger me" WordSearch game (pen or pencil required (sold separately)....please ask an adult to help if under 25)

- Total Value $300

ONLY $100 /Month (for the first month, then $150 thereafter)

spud fucked around with this message at 22:34 on May 4, 2016

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Boxes are for bozos

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
They are a great deal for when you desperately need to build your identity by collecting useless garbage, but can't be bothered to hand select the useless garbage yourself

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
PornBox. A bunch of porn magazines every month delivered to your home. Shipped in a discreet box with the the word PORNBOX written all over it in big bold letters.

WrapBox: Each month, you get several samples of different size plastic bags and plastic/foil wraps shipped to you to keep things fresh. The gladware container it ships in doubles as reusable storage, too.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Are they actually popular or do they just spend a bunch of money advertising on podcasts and then die?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
PINE CONE BOX

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

MiracleWhale posted:

someone subscribe op to a monthly box of edible poo poo

all poo poo is edible

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Zahgaegun posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maMghLPxODY&t=24s

I only subscribe to Youtube channels that subscribe to subscription boxes.

"Like okay. Um. Let me just tell you... that ummm... okay like when I was a kid, I would ummm.. just like, push all the buttons... and like, kick all their asses"

*333,000 nerds cum*

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

Toilet Mouth posted:

Are they actually popular or do they just spend a bunch of money advertising on podcasts and then die?

As a shipping professional i can tell you that whatever the "brand" of these that is"the x block" does ok. specifically the horror and comics themed ones.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
OPs mom has many subscribers for her box. I don't get the appeal either :shrug:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
monthly box of farts

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Kuato posted:

OPs mom has many subscribers for her box. I don't get the appeal either :shrug:

its so affordable!

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Zahgaegun posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maMghLPxODY&t=24s

I only subscribe to Youtube channels that subscribe to subscription boxes.

Holy poo poo what a train wreck.

"I'm not really sure what this steam key is for. I guess this is a little over my geek paygrade, I've never played a game on Steam before."

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


I always get advertisements for workout supplement box on Facebook. Except it states right in the advertisement that it's just a bunch of free samples with the actual words free written on each of them for $25 a month lmao

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i have amazon send me a box every month but it always has the same poo poo in it

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
I think it'd be way more fun to go with the classic "1 dollar a day spent randomly on ebay" box
http://bobcatinabox.com/

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I subscribed to my girlfriend's box when I married her.

edit: ah gently caress, I was beaten to that joke and it was done way better

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 23:38 on May 4, 2016

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Airborne Viking posted:

I subscribed to my girlfriend's box when I married her.

gross

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Airborne Viking posted:

I subscribed to my girlfriend's box when I married her.

edit: ah gently caress, I was beaten to that joke and it was done way better

Are you on the delivery every 3 month plan?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
put stock in FedEx

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I got the jelly of the month club


It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Are you on the delivery every 3 month plan?

more like every 9 months, it's the catholic bundle

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Zahgaegun posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maMghLPxODY&t=24s

I only subscribe to Youtube channels that subscribe to subscription boxes.

thsi is the only unboxing video ever worth watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

spud posted:

People love helping out other people that want to make it big by selling overstocked chinese crap.

"SUPER BOX GUARANTEED OVER $200 VALUE!!*

May's theme "MILLENIAL!" Contains:

- 5 My Little Pony Stickers
- A 3inch *PREMIUM* statue of Bernie Sanders, cast from high quality plastic.
- An "I wish I could afford a car" key-fob
- *EXCLUSIVE* Caityln Jenner Fleshlight (can be swapped for a Bruce Jenner dildo on checkout)
- XXXL "Respect my Safe Space" T-shirt
- *EXCLUSIVE* "Words that trigger me" WordSearch game (pen or pencil required (sold separately)....please ask an adult to help if under 25)

- Total Value $300

ONLY $100 /Month (for the first month, then $150 thereafter)

That's my favorite part about the review sites.

"This box of dictionaries retails at $37.44 and I only paid $35.99! What a steal!"

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Jubs posted:

That's my favorite part about the review sites.

"This box of dictionaries retails at $37.44 and I only paid $35.99! What a steal!"

the "value" slips are always the most hilarious part. lol yeah ok i'm going to buy all of this garbage at full MSRP.

anyway, monthly boxes are old hat. i am now into watching unboxings of old military rations, as the reviewer eats the contents:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_vdU8WrJJ8

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Jubs posted:

That's my favorite part about the review sites.

"This box of dictionaries retails at $37.44 and I only paid $35.99! What a steal!"

nice thread bump you stupid cocksocker

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord
They all look really poo poo but youtube loves them because it's easy as gently caress to make videos about them. Then idiots buy a box with a bobblehead, tshirt and shoelaces for $20 a month.

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Who wants some moldy spaghetti with meatballs in sauce?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CYLt6b4VmOY

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

It's so sad to see people trying to justify to themselves that what they got isn't utter garbage.

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007

OctoberBlues posted:

It's so sad to see people trying to justify to themselves that what they got isn't utter garbage.

thats me posting on these forums every day

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