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Gridlocked
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by Roger Hargreaves
Awww yes DF LP time again.

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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scamtank posted:

The save folder goes in root/Data/Save/. The raws are totally baseline stock vanilla raws, formatted to use the Phoebus graphics pack. The current realization of the Lazy Newb Pack handles that part pretty neatly.

I would like to get in on the Legends thing too but I am stupid require a more in depth explanation how to find this info.

Gridlocked
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Edit: sorry for dub post

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 02:51 on May 8, 2016

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Aug 2, 2014

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So this is my first lovely attempt. I suck at art but that's OK I think because so do drunk rear end Dwarves half the time.

The Abridged Treatise on the Gods of The Roasted Salve
Your complete A-Z on the gods YOU love.TM

As Walloil the Turquoise Avalanche

Goddess of Mountains, Sovereign of Jade, Lady of the Glittering Green, She-Of-The-Stone-Eyes

Attributed Notable Events: None.

Noted Worshipers: None.



Yep I'm going to do a lovely one of these for ever god of our civ; that is my contribution. Yeah gently caress that my art is awful and I won't over expose people too it. Cataloging poo poo it is.

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 04:16 on May 8, 2016

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Aug 2, 2014

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HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
The Abridged Treatise on the Gods of The Roasted Salve
Your complete A-Z on the gods YOU love.TM

As Walloil the Turquoise Avalanche
Goddess of Mountains, Sovereign of Jade, Lady of the Glittering Green, She-Of-The-Stone-Eyes

Depicted As: A Female Dwarf

Attributed Notable Events: None.

Noted Worshippers: None.

Betan the Kindness of Glens
Goddess of Silence, The Eternal Librarian, The-Quiet-Contemplation-Of-The-Glens, Hushed Lady

Attributed Notable Events: None.

Noted Worshippers: None.

Egul Breachedcastle the Sculptures of Direction
Goddess of Courage and Food, The Provider, Mother-To-Us-All, The Chiselled Sandwich, Patron of Farmers

Depicted As: A Female Dwarf

Attributed Notable Events: None.

Noted Worshippers: None.

Erith Thriftydonkeys
God of Metals, Crafts, Labor and Fortresses, Man-Of-Iron, The Worker Within, Erith Cheapass, The Chosen Craftsman, Warden of the Gates, The Shining Gold Guardian

Depicted As: A Male Dwarf

Attributed Notable Events: None.

Noted Worshippers: None.

Gasis Sternspring the Beige Skirts
God of Music, Youth, Children and Birth, The-One-In-The-Dress, Patron of the Mothers, Gasis Springstep, The Young Drummer Boy, The Young God, Protector of the Children

Depicted As: A Male Dwarf

Attributed Notable Events: None.

Noted Worshippers: None.

Mebzuth
Goddess of Suicide and Rain, The Eternally Depressed, The Saddening Downpour, One-No-One-Loves, Mebzuth-Rain-Of-Bloody-Tears

Depicted As: A Female Dwarf

Attributed Notable Events: None.

Noted Worshippers: None.

Nokgol
Goddess of Theft, Nokgol Stickyfingers, The Crook, The Goblin-Insurance Saleswoman

Depicted As: A Female Dwarf

Attributed Notable Events: None.

Noted Worshippers: None.

Reksas Lonelyhaunt
Goddess of Misery and Torture, The Mother-In-Law, Lady of The Nine-Tailed Tongue, The Lonely Haunted One, Sister of Mebzuth

Depicted As: A Female Dwarf

Attributed Notable Events: None.

Noted Worshippers: None.

The Courageous Brilliance
God of Mist and Storms, He-Who-Blows-On-The-Wind, Lord of Thunder, The Refreshing Rains, Brilliance-Of-The-Storms

Depicted As: A Male Dwarf

Attributed Notable Events: None.

Noted Worshippers: None.

The Yellow Avalanche
Goddess of Minerals, Jewels and Wealth, Sister to Erith Thriftydonkeys, Lady of the Golden Skred, The Favoured Goddess, Patron of the Wealthy, She-Who-Is-The-Wealth-Of-The-Depths, The-Snow-That-Should-Not-Be-Eaten

Depicted As: A Female Dwarf

Attributed Notable Events: None.

Noted Worshippers: None.

Zefon
God of Deformity, Disease, Death and Rebirth, He-Who-Is-Death-Incarnate, The Decrepit, Zefon Plaguetwister, That-Which-Disrupts-The-Cycle, Lord of Rotting Corpses, The Dark One

Depicted As: A Male Dwarf

Attributed Notable Events: In 23, early autumn, (15th of Limestone) Zefon Plaguetwister used his powers to summon forth a slab of the blackest Jet from deep within the earth. On it he is said to have carved his secrets to disrupting the cycle of life and death; allowing mortals who are able to interpret the writings to obtain immortality. He gifted this artefact, called Ashenlust by scholars nowadays, to Sarvesh Bronzebraved the dread Necromancer.

Noted Worshippers: Sarvesh Bronzebraved, Dwarf Necromancer: Arguably the greatest of all Necromancers ever. Owner of the sacred words of Zefon carved into a slab of solid Jet "Ibruknethgon", called Ashenlust, which is said to contian the secrets of life and death.

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 10:34 on May 8, 2016

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Aug 2, 2014

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Arglebargle III posted:

It menaces with blocks of wasted time! :neckbeard:

Actually the only really time consuming thing, not counting the drawing in the previous post, was making up titles for each god.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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StrangeAeon posted:

Just so long as every mercenary gets a nickname of [Adjective/Noun] [Animal].

Seconded

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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StrangeAeon posted:

I thought it was Maugrim, Rotekian, and possibly Gridlocked?

Oh man gently caress having me play. I haven't touched a DF game in years, I'd just be confused by the interface and drive the fortress into the ground.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Danny Glands posted:

So Gridlocked will not be on the list then.

Maybe later when there is enough content that me loving up won't ruin the LP before it begins.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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I tried to Adventure in the Stonewealth save, there were barely any wild animals around; kinda stunk.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
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Jeeze all those goods.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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IAmTheRad posted:

Dwarves could die at the minimum age of 150 from being too old.
If a forgotten beast kills a dwarf, is that natural causes, because the beasts are natural?

Every death is a natural one in Dorf Fortress.

My favorite is death by having-my-toes-torn-off-one-by-one-till-I-die-from-blood-loss

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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It's nearly time for Doktor Gridlocked to make an appearance. And what better place for Herr Doktor to work then a skull shaped hospital!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Grey Hunter posted:

This can only end in tears.



I tried to HOPE you but I kinda suck at it.

Also Yes vote here and who the hell do you think I'm voting for? GH! GH! GH!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Gridlocked posted:



I tried to HOPE you but I kinda suck at it.

Also Yes vote here and who the hell do you think I'm voting for? GH! GH! GH!

This counts as Thread Fan Art btw.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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My time is sooon

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Mountaineer posted:

I'm sad that my dwarfwife turned into a werebull and was executed.

:iit:

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Danny Glands posted:

Well, I've fallen behind in updating the OP, huh?

...I'll do it tomorrow.

:iit:

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Cathode Raymond posted:

When you write our children about it, maybe just say that I died "of illness" rather than saying "Your mom was last of the Werebulls. She was killed by an armed band of dwarfs. Her headless corpse is still in its Werebull form."

"She is likely to be butchered, turned into food and her bones fashioned into bolts for the crossbows of her killers/former friends"

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Aug 2, 2014

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Grey Hunter posted:

It's gonna be huuuge.
The wall I mean.

I fully expect you to build a wall to protect the fortress from immigrants.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Ardeem posted:

The one that your dwarf personally helped put down? :hist101:

I mostly read your LPs to watch an otherwise perfectly competent wargamer get screwed over by groggy UIs in entertaining ways. And you usually deliver.

Who knows, maybe you'll win vs the UI and just have an entertaining turn for things you intended to do!

I mostly read his LPs of table top games then cry that they aren't at a time that I could feasibly play in them. I've been invited before but times are never good for AUS :(

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Danny you should update the Dwarfing list

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Hunter: Make Stonewealth Adequate Again

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Grey Hunter posted:

I'm a hands on kinda dwarf.

I think the "descent into madness" arc is going pretty well! - Plus both of us were pounding on his head as you can see!

What are your policies on foreign powers?

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Grey Hunter posted:

Dwarves - They will be part of our empire soon if not from the mountain home. Recruit.
Humans - Second class citizens, Invade as soon as private army is large enough.
Elves - Trade for now. Kill Later.
Goblins - kill on sight. Even if they claim to be third generation mountain home citizens.

What about multicultural/racial societies?

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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I would totally put my hand up but I can't remember the DF controls sooooo maybe next time.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Maugrim posted:

They do come back to you surprisingly quickly. I hadn't played for several years.

I could probs do just standard building and junk. But military management is something I've never learnt.

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Aug 2, 2014

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Veloxyll posted:

Military I've never needed more than set a muster point between the fort and the enemy, then either let them go free, or designate everything to be murdered.

Like I don't even know how to do that much. If elected I'd focus entirely on digging a hole, ruining the design of the fortress and focusing on building more production buildings then we feasibly need.

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Veloxyll posted:

uh. off memory:
m for military screen,
maybe t to activate the squad, a, b, c to select the squads, then m to move them.
and k to select things for them to murder.

Or just build up the Grey-T wall of Stonewealth and hide behind that.

Other than that, I see no problems with your proposal for the fortress

I'm going to try to re-learn how to do basic DF stuff now in prep for my turn.

I can use the LNP kit for the LP right? I've only ever used it :(

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Veloxyll posted:

I assume so. I mean, that's what I'd be doing!

From the sound of things you are doing it.

Gridlocked
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Veloxyll posted:

Or until someone wants to make soap, paper, or megaprojects.


Ok new plan. I pledge to entirely focus on making soap. Only soap. Literally I will do nothing but push forward the soap agenda.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Kinda...


Gridlocked's 5 Step Soap Plan

1. Dig out area to construct the Soap Production Plan (tm)
2. Order the removal of many trees, elves can go cry me a river I'm making soap!
3. Construct an Ashery and Furnace to make Lye and order all stockpiling of animal fats in the SPP.
4. Construct soap making facility and promote an important dwarf to the position of Chief Soap Maker so he can make soap.
5. Make soap.

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Jun 20, 2016

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Yeah my version is 42.06 still. Someone dun hosed up.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Leperflesh posted:

Unless you want to invalidate Grey Hunter's year (and maybe more), you're on 43.03 now. DF saves are not backwards compatible.

I have a feeling it was Hihohe who used the wrong version. Bad Hihohe bad.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Then I am really confused. If grey couldn't load it in 42.06

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Veloxyll posted:

Alright. I'll get set up with it.

and probably leave soap making for Gridlocked. because that sounds like the best megaproject.

Sounds like a plan. Also I need to work out how to use the LNP with the required version :(

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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So where are we at with getting the LP to continue?

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Veloxyll posted:

It's fine! It's fine!

I was about to post.

Then I closed the tab with everything on it. Screenshots are made and sliced though, so should be an hour or so before Update.

I mean. Some things DON'T WORK and we may be going to have An Incident With Elves. but it runs.

I miss workflow management.

Veloxyll how do you make this version work with LNP? Just so I dont have issues with my soap plan

Gridlocked
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Veloxyll posted:

Installed it to a folder named Dwarf Fortress 0.43.03, nexxt to the 42.06 folder for the LNP. Got Dwarf Therapist a graphics file for 43.03. Got a fresh version of the Pharos tileset for 43.03. threw a fresh copy of DFHack in for good measure, and it seems to work.

Aside from some Peculiarities, that is.

.... Can you provide that in a box or something for me, it sounds complicated and likely to mess up my stuff.

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Hahaha Injuries!?

TIME FOR HERR DOKTOR TO GET TO WORK

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