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Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

I have this new scanner that I really want to try out. Allow me to scan you for :science:.

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
heres an idea instead op 3d print a plastic firearm and test it out on your brain case

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Scan Away

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Shaquin posted:

heres an idea instead op 3d print a plastic firearm and test it out on your brain case

Poster "Shaquin"
Turn ons - Lard based lubricants
Turn offs - Brain utilization

Suggestions
gently caress you and die

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

officer am i being detained

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Toadvine posted:

Scan Away

Poster "Toadvine"

Greatest Acheivements
106 score in bowling
Toilet trained
Moderately literate

Greatest Failings
Once had a chance to be on Price is Right, didn't fill out the entry form correctly.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I had a cat scan once, but I never got to see the results, so you can think of my head as Schrödinger's skull.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
What does a scanner see?

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

symbolic posted:

officer am i being detained

Poster "symbolic"

ERrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Poster "symbolic"

ERrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt

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did i pass

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

symbolic posted:

did i pass

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

is this the movie with that head explosion i always hear people reference

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Scan goatse and post the original next to the scan for a direct comparison of quality please.

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Sure thing, OP.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

symbolic posted:

is this the movie with that head explosion i always hear people reference

Yes.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

I haven't seen three olives post in quite a while, did something happen to him?

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
scan my dick op

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

flerp posted:

scan my dick op

Error, violation of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle detected, bzzzzzt.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
please scan my rear end for ghosts thanks op

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Go ahead, let's see what you got.

*feels the secure protection of the anti-scanning undies he bought from infowars.com

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


E Equals MC Hammer posted:

I haven't seen three olives post in quite a while, did something happen to him?

I don't know. Does the scanner work on remote targets?

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Sitting Here posted:

please scan my rear end for ghosts thanks op

Vwerwerwerwerwer. Added to log book.

No trace of ectoplasm detected.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Go ahead, let's see what you got.

*feels the secure protection of the anti-scanning undies he bought from infowars.com

I am not allowed to scan mental patients, by order of the CIA.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


when you scan the abyss, the abyss also scans you

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


yes

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
Assuming the position

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


the scanner steals your soul <throws tomahawk which shatters it, the pieces stick in the carpet and years later you step on them, get gangrene, and die>

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Scan my hemorrhoid. Show me where to rub this poopy bubble.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I am agent 74, my bar code is on my right rear end cheek.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Scan deez nutz

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Op's mom told me the scan was negative but now this thread exists, gently caress

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Will this give me double morgellons

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Not a lot of scanning going on...more like post in this thread to be SCAMMED!

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Rape Stink posted:

Scan deez nutz

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value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Is this like a Dummy Detector? Because fool me once..... :argh:

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