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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Sometimes when I'm laying in bed I wanna lay on my left side but I wanna jack off and I'm a lefty when it comes to that. Right hand just doesn't feel right, never been able to finish with that fella. Maybe I should get a fleshlight and just use it with my right???

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
masturbation is a sin. maybe get a hooker off back page instead? :shrug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I've jerked off five times in a row and still haven't fallen asleep.

Is there something wrong with me Op? :confused:

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Kuato posted:

masturbation is a sin. maybe get a hooker off back page instead? :shrug:

But then I have to make sure he doesn't rob me as I fall asleep.

VendaGoat posted:

I've jerked off five times in a row and still haven't fallen asleep.

Is there something wrong with me Op? :confused:

No, not at all. You just got a lot of sadness in there you gotta squirt out first.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Like anything else, you must practice before you are proficient.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
try using both hands at once??

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Your bedtime dilemmas are loving weak as hell, goddamn.

Real bedtime dilemmas: hmm should I gently caress one of the bitchez or all the bitchez? Boy, girl, or both? Do we break out the wax and ropes and poo poo or no? Fisting or just fingers? Get good op.

https://youtu.be/cpjQzi6v2Hk

Remember that we are living in obama's america anything goes.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Iron Prince posted:

try using both hands at once??

Look at John Holmes here with his 20 inch cock. If OP's anything like me, usually just have to use the two finger grip method.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Nathilus posted:

Your bedtime dilemmas are loving weak as hell, goddamn.

Real bedtime dilemmas: hmm should I gently caress one of the bitchez or all the bitchez? Boy, girl, or both? Do we break out the wax and ropes and poo poo or no? Fisting or just fingers? Get good op.

https://youtu.be/cpjQzi6v2Hk

Remember that we are living in obama's america anything goes.

Forgive me, I have failed to grasp the sexual utopia that Obama brought us.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
have you tried punching your stomach OP

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

The Rage posted:

Forgive me, I have failed to grasp the sexual utopia that Obama brought us.

It's cool just work on it bro. I recommend starting with some skanky het stuff and then levelling up from there to non-skanky het then skanky gay then non-skanky gay then hard gay. At that point you will be ready for anything. Welcum to the future btw. It pretty much owns here so you'll be fine.

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