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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/5557259793.html

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Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what
maybe the kid can walk again

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
it's cl so a meth head stole it and is trying to flip it

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
14" Viper? Fuckin' sweet brah.

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
SA, hidden optimism

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Someone put 3O in it

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this is my jam

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Fuel: other

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


this gives me an idea for a new subscription box service

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003



transmission: unknown until autopsy report comes back

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
I wonder what that white board says

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

I wonder what that white board says

Something about the Jacobites

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
this remind me of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me5rX7Y9XKU

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
How many miles?

Wd u take a toolbox with tools 4 trade?

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

For sale: baby wheelchair, never pushed

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Muscular dystrophy will get ya

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Most likely explanation is the kid is too lazy to push the wheels so they got him an electric scooter

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'll give you $30 for it op.

sex idiot
Apr 25, 2016

they outgrew the chair and now have a fully functioning HellMech body suit

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
It says it's new.

My money is on insurance fraud

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



for sale: baby shoes, worn but not really used?

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

ChrisHansen posted:

It says it's new.

My money is on insurance fraud

Doctor: We expect 3-6 months. The best option is to create the best possible quality of life for your child.

*buys wheelchair*

*dies 1 week later*

New wheelchair for sale...

sex idiot
Apr 25, 2016

for sale: 1 unused disneyland ticket, "make a wish" limited edition

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

error1 posted:

Most likely explanation is the kid is too lazy to push the wheels so they got him an electric scooter

Must be one of those rich, spoiled handicapped people, who didn't want to do any work, and just wanted to sit in a wheelchair and take it easy.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
it could be for an adult little person, that's not as sad.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
What if the seller just saw the kid in the park, tipped the kid out of the chair and ran off with it? Seems like a good scam to be honest, because they can't chase after you and kick your rear end, as has happened to me a few times when I mug people.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
thats my wheel chair! how did they get the power booster rockets off tho???????

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

For Sale: Child's Wheelchair. Sick tricks.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

cross posting this on the oswalt thread

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