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The short of it - a 30 year old man (alias Kelo) meets a 16 year old girl (Aiyanawolfe) on a furry forum, and the two make plans to yiff each other. He drives 2,850 miles from the East coast to Washington state and picks her up. Her grandparents called the police because someone in a giant anthropomorphic dragon costume has just kidnapped their 16 year old mentally handicapped daughter - the grandparents say she has the emotional state of an 11 year old. The furry bandits make it as far back as Ohio before the police are able to stop them and arrest the man, and asked the girl's grandparents to drive to Ohio and pick her up. news posted:The family of a Newport News man says he wouldn’t date an underage girl.  There's a lot wrong with this story, but at the heart of it is a tragic love story. Is anyone really to blame here?
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A modern Romeo and Juliet
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May 5, 2016 15:40
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He'g going to get charged as a predator but I'm willing to bet he probably doesn't actually understand why he was wrong because he's also hosed up and tarded.
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May 5, 2016 15:42
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you should not have kidnapped the girl op
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May 5, 2016 15:43
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President Trump will kill all the furries.
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May 5, 2016 15:43
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we tried to warn the world, but the world wouldn't listen
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May 5, 2016 15:43
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that guys teenage boy haircut and facial hair is almost as sick as his dragon shirt. 10/10
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May 5, 2016 15:43
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tenspott posted:He'g going to get charged as a predator Well yeah, he is a dragon.
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May 5, 2016 15:45
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Dragons don't even have loving fur!
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May 5, 2016 15:45
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tenspott posted:He'g going to get charged as a predator but I'm willing to bet he probably doesn't actually understand why he was wrong because he's also hosed up and tarded.
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May 5, 2016 15:51
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I read the title as "3O" and thought Three Olives killed a child
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May 5, 2016 15:53
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ehhhhhh if she was 19 he wouldnt have been arrested sooooooooo , unfortunately, he is likely to get off
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May 5, 2016 15:55
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Would the term "mentally disabled" be redundant applied to furries?
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May 5, 2016 15:55
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satanic splash-back posted:you should not have kidnapped the girl op
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May 5, 2016 16:02
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turbomoose posted:A modern Romeo and Juliet If Juliet was a three year old.
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May 5, 2016 16:05
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homeward boned
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May 5, 2016 16:09
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satanic splash-back posted:you should not have kidnapped the girl op
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May 5, 2016 16:10
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staberind posted:Would the term "mentally disabled" be redundant applied to furries?
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May 5, 2016 16:11
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Dirty Sanchez posted:If Juliet was a three year old. Juliet was 14
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May 5, 2016 16:14
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Windows 98 posted:I read the title as "3O" and thought Three Olives killed a child Lol
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May 5, 2016 16:14
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her profile says shes 19
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May 5, 2016 16:20
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ghostter posted:her profile says shes 19 thats no excuse youre still going to jail dude
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May 5, 2016 16:22
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That dude in the picture does not look 30 years old, must be a high school photo.
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May 5, 2016 16:24
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So.... A guy who was tricked by teenager who lied about her age is in trouble now? Not that hosed up or strange, tbh (furry poo poo aside).
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May 5, 2016 16:26
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i mean in dragon years hes a minor too so idk
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May 5, 2016 16:27
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May 5, 2016 16:27
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notZaar posted:That dude in the picture does not look 30 years old, must be a high school photo. hey look at that guy who def went to high school
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May 5, 2016 16:28
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This definitely beats printer guy's journey, though. Dude drove nearly coast-to-coast for this dame.
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May 5, 2016 16:31
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yikes im surprised they wanted her back
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May 5, 2016 16:31
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is this a before and after?
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May 5, 2016 16:34
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Windows 98 posted:I read the title as "3O" and thought Three Olives killed a child lol
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May 5, 2016 16:37
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turbomoose posted:A modern Romeo and Juliet juliet was younger
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May 5, 2016 16:37
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The most surprising thing about this story is that there is a town called Newport News. Who names a town after the news?
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May 5, 2016 16:38
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man t his fella really put hismelf in a hairy situation
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May 5, 2016 16:38
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thank you
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May 5, 2016 16:39
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apparently they taped their first makeout sesh. fuckin millenials here's the footage. catch it before it gets flagged!
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May 5, 2016 16:40
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Didn't know they were making a live-action sequel to The Croods.
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May 5, 2016 16:40
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Stinky_Pete posted:The most surprising thing about this story is that there is a town called Newport News. Wish they'd rename my town Pro Wrestling Illustrated or Chicks With Dicks. Hopefully with President Trump well get corporate renaming of cities towns and county's.
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May 5, 2016 16:42
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notZaar posted:That dude in the picture does not look 30 years old, must be a high school photo. it's the most threatening looking photo of him available
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May 5, 2016 16:42
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man if i was this guy i would have turned tail the moment i saw her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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May 5, 2016 16:43
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