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 https://www2.fbi.gov/ucr/cius2009/offenses/expanded_information/homicide.html quote:In 2009, 24.2 percent of victims were slain by family members; 53.8 percent were killed by someone they knew (acquaintance, neighbor, friend, boyfriend, etc.). The relationship of murder victims and offenders was unknown in 43.9 percent of murder and nonnegligent manslaughter incidents in 2009. (Based on Expanded Homicide Data Table 10.) That was in 2009. I'm sure the new percentages are much higher. Probably at least 100%. Someone you know, maybe a family member will kill you. Hope your poo poo is in order.
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oh poo poo
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May 5, 2016 18:51
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My gf is a good cook and I've put on 40lbs in last several years. So she's basically killing me with food
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May 5, 2016 18:52
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Fishy Joe posted:oh poo poo sorry joe i know its tough to hear.
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May 5, 2016 18:52
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I can barely contain my excitement
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May 5, 2016 18:52
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 as true today as it ever was
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Kuato posted:My gf is a good cook and I've put on 40lbs in last several years. So she's basically killing me with food The best way for a girl to kill her guy. Well, that or sucking his soul out during an intense orgasm, but then, not every woman is a soul stealing demon witch from hell.
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May 5, 2016 18:53
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god damnit, i never thought being so popular could be so terrifying
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May 5, 2016 18:54
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if alex levert kills me does that count. i sortof know him?
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May 5, 2016 18:56
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I wish they'd hurry up
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May 5, 2016 18:56
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I was murdered once back in the mid 90's. It's no big deal, I'm not sure what everyone gets so excited about.
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May 5, 2016 18:59
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JiveHonky posted:if alex levert kills me does that count. i sortof know him? you are not legally considered a wiener cousin of someone if you dont have a penis s0rry u do not knwo extra level
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May 5, 2016 19:00
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Yet another reason to kill your family. edit- not even going for the meme btw. Illavick fucked around with this message at 19:11 on May 5, 2016 |
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May 5, 2016 19:01
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ur_a_rapist_m8 posted:you are not legally considered a wiener cousin of someone if you dont have a penis s0rry u do not knwo extra level dammit alex
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May 5, 2016 19:02
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i wonder if suicides heavily skew that data
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May 5, 2016 19:04
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JiveHonky posted:dammit alex the man may be nuts but he knows weiner cousin law like the back of his hand
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May 5, 2016 19:05
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We all have to die. Might as well be in the arms of a loved one.
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:the man may be nuts but he knows weiner cousin law like the back of his hand and the inside of his mouth
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:the man may be nuts but he knows weiner cousin law like the back of his hand that 3 years of law school really shows
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May 5, 2016 19:09
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Im ok with teamkills to deny frags to the other team if it's a close game
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May 5, 2016 19:10
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I've killed so many of my potential children with tissue paper.
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May 5, 2016 19:11
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VendaGoat posted:I've killed so many of my potential children with tissue paper. You promised me you'd never bring that up again. 
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May 5, 2016 19:12
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can one every truly know thyself OP
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May 5, 2016 20:03
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ill be hosting a meet & greet, not inspired by this thread at the dennys near my house
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May 5, 2016 20:05
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66% of rape victims are raped by someone they know or thought they knew
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May 5, 2016 20:11
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Not if I kill them first.
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May 5, 2016 20:13
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My mom and sister aren't really the murdering types, and the cat is quite frankly a goddamn moron. So it's probably going to be the bird.  Seems realistic.
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May 5, 2016 20:14
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I too believe a bird could punk yo bitch rear end.
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May 5, 2016 20:15
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extra stout posted:i wonder if suicides heavily skew that data if i sit on my hand until it goes numb and then shoot myself using that hand, does that count as getting murdered by a stranger?
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May 5, 2016 20:18
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I too believe a bird could punk yo bitch rear end.
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May 5, 2016 20:25
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gently caress the ROW posted:ill be hosting a meet & greet, not inspired by this thread at the dennys near my house  your death is certain kill yourself kill your family
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May 5, 2016 20:27
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I was bored during the week so I watched the movie Zodiac. From looking at all the stuff on the internet, I'm guessing he killed an exgirlfriend then killed a cabbie and then lied about all the rest. Move over Elliot Rogers, Zodiac was the first.
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May 5, 2016 20:38
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Ha jokes on you, I'm an atheist and I'm gonna die of old age, and I don't know God lol.
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May 5, 2016 21:06
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being murdered by your lover or spouse really takes your relationship to the "next level"
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May 5, 2016 21:57
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in my marriage counseling practice I often recommend that couples start by murdering each other, as a way of developing intimacy
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May 5, 2016 21:58
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I'm going to live forever shiny and chrome
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May 5, 2016 22:02
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youve got that backwards, op
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May 5, 2016 22:32
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not everybody can get murdered, someone has to do the killing
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Moridin920 posted:I'm going to live forever not if God probates you for 100,000 years
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