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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Kilo147 posted:

Jesus gently caress, is that Trioculus?

Crispy dude, dude with metal hands and pointy teeth, or robot shooting lasers?

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
they snuck a keebler elf in the back of that pic

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Chill la Chill posted:

Yeah, sure....



gently caress. :sadwave:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k39O-l-7f6A

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Kilo147 posted:

Jesus gently caress, is that Trioculus?
It might be Triclops idk.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Holy poo poo!



The Star Wars Universe has an off switch. Quick someone hit it!
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Shawken_Device

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



The inevitable result of all that superweapon escalation.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
If Dengar is not in Rogue One I will cry

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

PBS Newshour posted:

If Dengar is not in Rogue One I will cry

Dengar was the fat guy right

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
The fat mummy lookin' gently caress

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007





Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


Chill la Chill posted:

Yeah, sure....



At least Vader absolutely chumped the poo poo out of Squid-Grievous there.


Also:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Big Mean Jerk posted:

The fat mummy lookin' gently caress

The bounty hunters from Empire really got the bad end of the EU stick

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


this is making me irrationally angry

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

ohhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

this is making me irrationally angry

If you think that's bad you haven't seen this poo poo.



What could possibly go wrong?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


K.W. Jeter what are you smoking?

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax
In the old threads like this I spent more time talking about dumb EU poo poo than the poo poo I liked so heres poo poo I like.

Wat Tambor
Okay not really Eu but he has a dope voice and is involved with the Techno Union, some kinda east european music liberation brigade or something. He has like one line the Attack of The Clones and its the coolest thing in the movie aside from Jango Fett's dope rear end seismic bombs.

Besalisks

Okay yea that diner scene in Attack... was kinda dumb but since then these dudes and sometimes ladies have been showing up left and right in EU novels and they are always the dopest fuckers ever. Kinda like a 4 armed, less dumb, less smelly wookie.

Ki Adi Mundi

5 wives, 7 daughters. I dont know why but the concept of a perpetually hen pecked Jedi greatly amuses me.

Edit: Oh yea I totally forgot the best Imperial ever, Pellaeon, here he is shaking hands with galctic president bird.

Dr. Lariat fucked around with this message at 01:05 on May 6, 2016

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
<- fav EU character: Brahle Logris

id be impressed if somebody actually knows what im talking about, so please do

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 01:15 on May 6, 2016

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Dengars the best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VBoB5zuOFg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftQvjqzfsBg

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Star Wars EU FYAD cameo

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Givin are dumb math skeletons that have math battles. They love math so much their government is based on math.

They are the reason every empire ship is a giant triangle, they loving hate organic shapes and designs.

They can also breathe in space cause why the gently caress not?



What's wrong with your face!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Dreddout posted:


Givin are dumb math skeletons that have math battles. They love math so much their government is based on math.

They are the reason every empire ship is a giant triangle, they loving hate organic shapes and designs.

They can also breathe in space cause why the gently caress not?



What's wrong with your face!



idk maybe its just me but i always thought there was a resemblance

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 02:09 on May 6, 2016

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
That time when Darth Vader made friends with a psychotic little prince



E: He would go on to try to betray his sister to the noble faction that was wiping out the rest of the royal family, so she bashed his head in with a rock, escaped, and grew up to a badass Rebel mechanic and pilot

Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 04:26 on May 6, 2016

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



the x-wing ttg thread reminded me that IG-88 the robot from the bounty hunter scene in Empire goes on to upload his consciousness into the Death Star, and uses his power to pull door pranks on palpatine

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Dr. Lariat posted:

Ki Adi Mundi

5 wives, 7 daughters. I dont know why but the concept of a perpetually hen pecked Jedi greatly amuses me.

I don't understand this at all. Like okay maybe this guy got a cultural exemption or something, but last I checked it was also part of human culture to lay pipe.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Zombies' Downfall posted:

I don't understand this at all. Like okay maybe this guy got a cultural exemption or something, but last I checked it was also part of human culture to lay pipe.

u could almost say the jedi are encouraged to love, m'lady *waggles eyebrows suggestively*

VaultAggie
Nov 18, 2010

Best out of 71?
Does anyone have that flow chart from the bounty hunter book?

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Zombies' Downfall posted:

I don't understand this at all. Like okay maybe this guy got a cultural exemption or something, but last I checked it was also part of human culture to lay pipe.

His species had low birth rates, so they needed all the breeders they could get

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz-box

quote:

"You sound like a festerin' jizz-box. I got a festerin' jizz-box right over there in that corner."

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Galaga Galaxian posted:

At least Vader absolutely chumped the poo poo out of Squid-Grievous there.


Also:


Sorry I couldn't get past General Ackbar and the space whales. I loved the Princess Leia and Lando miniseries though. Also shattered empire. Best drawn ships :swoon:

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

I owned every essential guide as a kid because I was real dumb. I still am but at least I don't read star wars books anymore

the illustrations were always real bad

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



vader waifu in the new comics is sort of dumb. sorry

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Mortimer posted:

I owned every essential guide as a kid because I was real dumb. I still am but at least I don't read star wars books anymore

the illustrations were always real bad



I always hated the stupid armor they put Darth Bane in. Dude just needs a sleeveless tee and some pants.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Otisburg posted:

the x-wing ttg thread reminded me that IG-88 the robot from the bounty hunter scene in Empire goes on to upload his consciousness into the Death Star, and uses his power to pull door pranks on palpatine

And gently caress with the old man's thermostat.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Also, he was the thermostat.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



In one of the books they construct a scene that would have taken place in Jedi where a captured Leia is presented to Fett in his quarters by Jabba as a reward/prize.

He explains to her he's going to be decent about it and send her back in a plausible amount of time without doing anything because he moralizes that it would be wrong...


...to have sex outside of wedlock.

He has to be prompted by her to acknowledge that that is not the only reason.

That's some good Star Wars. Mormon Boba Fett or w/e.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Like most of his fans, Boba Fett is a virgin

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

[jar jar loving padme picture]

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Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


Big Mean Jerk posted:

I always hated the stupid armor they put Darth Bane in. Dude just needs a sleeveless tee and some pants.

The Clone Wars gave him cooler armor, at least.

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