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sex idiot
Apr 25, 2016

hello

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I am speechless at all times due to constant triggering that leaves me in a fetal position

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
"Wazzup, where's the beef?"
haha im so vintage

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
anyone want to check out the new farm-to-table restaurant? i like paying 50% more for food that tastes 25% less good. grassfed beef guys i'm telling you get in on this. you'll feel better.

also you still eat gluten? ask for a gluten free bun TRUST ME you wont even be able to tell the difference *can barely hold back tears due to perpetually sad existence*

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

thathonkey posted:

anyone want to check out the new farm-to-table restaurant? i like paying 50% more for food that tastes 25% less good. grassfed beef guys i'm telling you get in on this. you'll feel better.

also you still eat gluten? ask for a gluten free bun TRUST ME you wont even be able to tell the difference *can barely hold back tears due to perpetually sad existence*

i refuse to learn what gluten is

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Mandator posted:

i refuse to learn what gluten is

Its that poo poo that leaks out your dick b4 u cum

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
I want pizza

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

JiveHonky posted:

Its that poo poo that leaks out your dick b4 u cum

oh for real? yeah i stopped eating that awhile ago actually

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Please read this web comic on how to speak to introverts

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Bonzo posted:

Please read this web comic on how to speak to introverts

you know how you speak to introverts? post on sa lol

Science Rocket
Sep 4, 2006

Putting the Flash in Flash Man
Stop blaming me, you're the one who stuck their penis in a toaster

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
gluten makes your dick fly off

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

gluten makes your dick fly off

thats good because im transvagina

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
Every aspect of my life is branded by a corporate entity, and I love it! I literally can't imagine life otherwise.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
my mom GAVE me this card, why do you need to see my I.D?? hold on im gonna call her

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



What do mean there are no more bagels

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
bae, imo

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Image macro of a dog that says "I don't feel like adulting today"

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
Some of you guys are alright dont go to school tomorrow...

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.
i hashtag laughedoutloud so hard at this on fleek tweet that i fell off my hoverboard and nearly broke my vape pen

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Frosted Flake posted:

Gender is a social construct.

I don't want to conform to my stereotypical gender role.

This makes me genderqueer, since I can't possibly be my old gender without conforming.

genderqueer is to millennials in 2016 what jnco jeans and marilyn manson t-shirts were to the people of my time

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i use dto have a marilyn manson t-shirt. im going to kill m

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Bonzo posted:

Please read this web comic on how to speak to introverts

Please read this web comic on feminists and polyamorous societies.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
aaayyyyyyyyyyy

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
Oh dear, something in this video game has reminded me that sex exists, I'd better do something to fix that!

*ruins everything*

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Ben Murphy posted:

i hashtag laughedoutloud so hard at this on fleek tweet that i fell off my hoverboard and nearly broke my vape pen

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
*Endlessly whines about white, colonial, capitalist patriarchy*

*owns an iPhone and travels to India on a plane for vacations on daddies dime*

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010
Trigger Warning: Everything

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
sponge boob square pantes

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
theres a 17 year old kid and he works at my place and hes pretty alright. theres another one who plays a ukelele and shes a bit weird but still alright. Thanks for listening to my millenial stories

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

Mandator posted:

i refuse to learn what gluten is

Its a thing in like wheat rye barley etc and if you actually have a gluten allergy just a little bit will make you sick as hell. if you do have it your life sucks and you have to eat rice pizza which is the worst of all fates.

Theres a weird industry based on making people think they might be sensitive to gluten, just a little bit which doesn't happen unless you get like really loving awfully sick after eating a nice big whole wheat bun

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I can't believe you are all talking this way in MY SAFE SPACE! Shoo, get out of here. :cry:

We have a new employee and he's pretty much stereo typical millennial, I was surprised when he couldn't read cursive writing even though he's (of course) fluent in Japanese. He might as well use a typewriter because his computer skills are awful.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i can't function without marijuana and it has paralysed me

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
vote bernie sanders

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I know the best place that serves artisanal hamburgers.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
"party time dudes, Cowabunga"!

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

"party time dudes, Cowabunga"!

If you don't understand this reference, you did not have a childhood

You were not a child

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Fonzarelli posted:

i can't function without marijuana and it has paralysed me

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i think im going to have a panic attack i need my ativan

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PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

Fonzarelli posted:

i can't function without marijuana and it has paralysed me

Don't steal my LinkedIn tagline

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