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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
hey yall i got my role hows everyone doin

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
im pretty sure I am town

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Still sending messages hang in there guys.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
like on a scale from 1 - 10 like im at a 8.5 maybe 8.75 even

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

JakeP posted:

im pretty sure I am town

:same:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Podima posted:

:suspense:

If there's an observer doc for this game I want in.

observer doc added to the OP enjoy!

Also all roles SHOULD BE OUT.

I should have sent you all a message. If you did not get a message you are town even though all town should have got a message too! But if I forgot, its because I don't like you.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
OH NOOO I poo poo MY PANNNNTTSS

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

Oh Nooner

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
DAY 1:
The town awakens to the indistinguishable womanly shriek of Nooner coming from the town square. Rushing to it our brave motley crew of townies discover the body of Gannygabbler mashed into a fine paste only recognizable by the potato innards and the collapsed body of nooner who clearly had a heart attack from the sight of his lover being turned into mashed potatoes and formed into the words "Ted Cruz 2016".

Things had been getting weirder and weirder over the weeks and this is the last straw. Reports of cultists lurking in the night chanting, "Ted Cruz", and "Ooze!" Now people are clearly being killed in some ritualistic sick fashion by them!

One brave townie spoke up "I'm sick of this cruz guy! Its time to make america great again! Lets kill the Cruz lovers!"
The town cheered at their declaration, but WHO were the cruz lovers? The townies looked nervously at each other as they thought about who they should kill to make their town great again...



BEGIN DAY 1:

You have 24 hours 7:30 PM CDT tomorrow to vote to kill.

We have 17 people it takes 9 to hang.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Microwaves Mom posted:

observer doc added to the OP enjoy!

Also all roles SHOULD BE OUT.

I should have sent you all a message. If you did not get a message you are town even though all town should have got a message too! But if I forgot, its because I don't like you.

:ssh: your observer doc is read only and you probably don't want to send the link to everyone in case it ends up having spoilers for the game :ssh:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Podima posted:

:ssh: your observer doc is read only and you probably don't want to send the link to everyone in case it ends up having spoilers for the game :ssh:

Just don't post spoilers :v: Think of it as general chat without any solid facts. But I SUPPOSE we could share it to you goobers.

Lemme go fix that.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Yeah that's a dumb way to handle an obs doc and you're dumb!!!!!!!

Also I am not dead I am a substitute player I think your OP is not canon

anyways game is on I will stop posting now, good luck all!!

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

gannyGrabber posted:

Yeah that's a dumb way to handle an obs doc and you're dumb!!!!!!!

Also I am not dead I am a substitute player I think your OP is not canon

anyways game is on I will stop posting now, good luck all!!

MODS!!
He posted without ghost tags...

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (17): Azuth0667, bunnyofdoom, Concerned Citizen, dad gay. so what, Dinosaurmageddon, flerp, GRILLARY CLINTON, imgay, Izzhov, JakeP, Parallax Scroll, Serviette, simplefish, SirSamVimes, Tendai, Tired Moritz, White Noise Marine

With 17 alive, it's 9 votes to lynch. The current deadline is May 07th, 2016 at 7:30 p.m. CDT -- that's in about 23 hours, 50 minutes.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
what even is the point of the observer doc if there are no spoilers

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
also im town

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
lemme just get this out of the way right now

##vote dad gay. so what

feels good man

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

what even is the point of the observer doc if there are no spoilers

I fixed it and hid the doc.
So there!

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Microwaves Mom posted:

I fixed it and hid the doc.
So there!

THANKS MICROWAVES MOM

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Oh boy day 1. Who is our day 1 lynch? DGSW?

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Why we gotta lynch???

Can we lynch Nooner?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Why we gotta lynch???

Can we lynch Nooner?

WE gotta lynch to kill scum. Or we lose.

Izzhov
Dec 6, 2013

My head hurts.
I'm town this time! I'm actually relieved because being scum last game was kinda stressful :gonk:

I don't wanna day 1 lynch DGSW bc he's funny??? That's a lovely reason but

As someone who played scum last game and got way more into it than she really should have, I have some idea of some strategies we can use to spot scum. The only thing is I don't wanna post them yet because then the scum are gonna recognize and deliberately hide their tells! So I'll tell you guys what I think in a little while after everyone's gotten a chance to make a few posts

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

bunnyofdoom posted:

WE gotta lynch to kill scum. Or we lose.

How do we deal with the... bodies on the floor?

(With Nooner dead that means I can now become President Supreme of the Freddy Got Fingered Fan Club!!!)

I don't exactly have a degree in MSPaint CrimeSceneInvestigator...

Who else would've killed Nooner on round 1? :sweatdrop:

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

How do we deal with the... bodies on the floor?

(With Nooner dead that means I can now become President Supreme of the Freddy Got Fingered Fan Club!!!)

I don't exactly have a degree in MSPaint CrimeSceneInvestigator...

Who else would've killed Nooner on round 1? :sweatdrop:

everyone probably

Izzhov
Dec 6, 2013

My head hurts.
The one thing I will say for now is the absolute number one tell is not posting very much.* There were many times during the last game when I wanted to make a post, but stopped myself because I didn't want to draw attention to myself. I'm amazed I managed to post as much as I did in spite of that. So all other things being equal, the people who post the least are gonna attract the most suspicion from me. So my main advice to everyone - town and scum - is :justpost:

Of course, since MM has graciously offered to modkill anyone who doesn't post once a day we only need to worry about the minimal posters, rather than the wholly absent ones.

*Ganny of course being the one exception to this because he's some kind of god drat Machiavellian criminal mastermind.

Izzhov
Dec 6, 2013

My head hurts.

flerp posted:

everyone probably

BRAWW would have, bless his heart (RIP)

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
can we kill nooner again? if so i say do that

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

flerp posted:

can we kill nooner again? if so i say do that

This guy has the right idea, or we could lynch MM

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
i dont actually want dgsw to get lynched

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


##vote microwaves mom

no mods no masters

Izzhov
Dec 6, 2013

My head hurts.
Oh Sam, ever the rebel as long as you're not the one in charge :allears:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
You may try and lynch me but remember, I am god here. And doing that would be a YOOOOOGE mistake.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Izzhov posted:

I'm town this time! I'm actually relieved because being scum last game was kinda stressful :gonk:

drawing arrows is stressful?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Confirming as me ma.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

also microwave's mom these look like some fun roles

Izzhov
Dec 6, 2013

My head hurts.

Parallax Scroll posted:

drawing arrows is stressful?

Yeah it really didn't look stressful to you townies bc not to brag but I was fuckin great at blending in 8)

But if you check out the scum doc you'll find copious evidence of me nervously thinking and overthinking and overcalculating like every single post I made bc I was taking it way too seriously

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm waiting for my grandson to bring me my groceries.

Izzhov
Dec 6, 2013

My head hurts.
Oh poo poo I forgot to read the list of roles in the OP brb

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The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Microwaves Mom posted:

I fixed it and hid the doc.
So there!

why the heck would you send it to me if i'm your first sub player..? dummmmmmmb

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