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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Lol she cold called some guy offering to gently caress him then when he picked her up she was like "I'm hungry." Dude buys her food then they go to a motel, both get naked except Lovey Banh aka a badass bitch quickly puts her clothes back on, beats the gently caress out of the guy, takes his money, watch and his van.

Then she hosed up and got caught. :(

Actually, she's probably in a state prison in California.

#FREELOVEYBAHNMYSENPAI

UPDATE: Actually probably in a state hospital. Flights of angels sing thee to they rest, Lovey my dear.

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 18:38 on May 8, 2016

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
how many books has she written in jail? i need to know more :ohdear:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
can amazon deposit directly to a commissary account?

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

...The Larry King Story

fyodor posted:

Lol she cold called some guy offering to gently caress him then when he picked her up she was like "I'm hungry." Dude buys her food then they go to a motel, both get naked except Lovey Banh aka a badass bitch quickly puts her clothes back on, beats the gently caress out of the guy, takes his money, watch and his van.

Then she hosed up and got caught.

Could you cite a source? This sounds unbelievable. What kind of person just has sex with someone without seeing them or anything?

William Bear fucked around with this message at 18:55 on May 8, 2016

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
When she says "love you long time" she means it.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

If you buy her book where does the money go?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

William Bear posted:

...The Larry King Story


Could you cite a source? This sounds unbelievable. What kind of person just has sex with someone without seeing them or anything?

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:hNBZEKamZ10J:www.courts.ca.gov/opinions/nonpub/G048493.DOC

Court poo poo posted:

In November 2010, Jaime Beltran received a telephone call from Banh offering to give him a massage. One or two days later, on November 12, Beltran called Banh back and she told him to meet her at a particular location. When he arrived at the agreed upon location, Banh got into Beltran’s car and directed him to drive to a restaurant because she was hungry. After they had finished eating, Banh directed Beltran to drive to a motel where she would give him a massage.

After Banh and Beltran walked into a motel room, both removed all of their clothes and got on the bed. Banh then suddenly got up, put her clothes on, grabbed Beltran’s wallet, and told him to pay her. She removed the money from his wallet. She also took his watch and the keys to his van, and opened the door to the motel room. Beltran told Banh she was not going to rob him, told her not to leave, and warned her he would call the police. Banh struck Beltran in the face many times, causing Beltran to bleed. Banh went out to Beltran’s van, collected her belongings that she had left there, put the keys in the van, and ran away with Beltran’s money and watch.

:black101:

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 19:13 on May 8, 2016

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
"Massage"

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
777 Days I gently caress Steal Your Money and Truck

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

fyodor posted:

Lol she cold called some guy offering to gently caress him then when he picked her up she was like "I'm hungry." Dude buys her food then they go to a motel, both get naked except Lovey Banh aka a badass bitch quickly puts her clothes back on, beats the gently caress out of the guy, takes his money, watch and his van.

Then she hosed up and got caught. :(

Actually, she's probably in a state prison in California.

#FREELOVEYBAHNMYSENPAI

UPDATE: Actually probably in a state hospital. Flights of angels sing thee to they rest, Lovey my dear.

:patriot: this is what America is all about

This story just keeps getting better

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
she's definitely in a medium security mental hospital right now, if not maybe shes in a group home (yeah right). i guess that means the lovey u see is all the lovey u get - unless u find her mailing address in the California State Prison system and sent her letters op

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
this makes me sad.

why are crazy asian people so much sadder than regular crazy people?

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
Alright I got some money today, so I will be buying that book and posting about it.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I am now realizing I misspelled Lovey's name in the thread title. MODS?!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Windows 98 posted:

I am now realizing I misspelled Lovey's name in the thread title. MODS?!

Just pretend it was to trap casual lovey banh fans.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
Well, this is a dark twist. Crazy homeless-feeder lady turns out to be crazy sex-promising violent lady.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Ceciltron posted:

Well, this is a dark twist. Crazy homeless-feeder lady turns out to be crazy sex-promising violent lady.

Did you not pay attention? Because she talks about people dying violently kind of a lot

:rolleyes: casuals

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Famethrowa posted:

ITCHY BITCH

Itchy Bitch Meets Richie Rich

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
I've placed an order for Idris Elba & Me & 26,000 Adopted Kids In Mexico. Amazon says I should have it by Wednesday.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I wouldn't buy any of those books, who knows where the money is going

I doubt it's for water to wash hand in milk carton

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Her voice matches up exactly to the one I had in my head for her. I'm like a God.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

I've placed an order for Idris Elba & Me & 26,000 Adopted Kids In Mexico. Amazon says I should have it by Wednesday.

:peanut: Inside is...
A. 200 pages of word salad.
B. 20 pages of word salad.
C. More backyard photos
D. Nothing. It's just a single sheet of paper with the back and front cover printed on.
E. (suggestions welcome)

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

peanut posted:

:peanut: Inside is...
A. 200 pages of word salad.
B. 20 pages of word salad.
C. More backyard photos
D. Nothing. It's just a single sheet of paper with the back and front cover printed on.
E. (suggestions welcome)

E. directions to the bodies of homeless people

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Thank you for :airquote: fixing :airquote: the thread title betamax

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Windows 98 posted:

Thank you for :airquote: fixing :airquote: the thread title betamax

should have changed it to RJ Rowling :(

tomatoes and shit
Sep 17, 2015

Nice repost win95!! keep up the good work

edit: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3765232

tomatoes and shit fucked around with this message at 03:42 on May 9, 2016

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Is this lowtax ex wife?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

:eek:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

donkey salami posted:

Is this lowtax ex wife?

lol

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

hahaha

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
The last thread wasn't good enough to notice apparently, should have went straight for the goldmine

tomatoes and shit
Sep 17, 2015

yeah the jig is up pal

ive got this here list of demands

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

fakiebeanplant posted:

yeah the jig is up pal

ive got this here list of demands

water to wash hand?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
one hundred seventy seven years before the mast

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Can we all leave glowing reviews as some sort of writing project?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Moridin920 posted:

one hundred seventy seven years before the mast

what happened to your beef with a loving dog?

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
Should I post about the book here or in the book barn?

Bipolar Transistor
Feb 21, 2016

I said a flip, flop, the hippie the hippie to the flip flop flop, you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Should I post about the book here or in the book barn?

Try the Leper's Colony.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Should I post about the book here or in the book barn?

here, dude

why post it anywhere else?

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GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
This thing is yooge



Regular paperback for size comparison

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