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Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Sniping the second page

Light Gun Man posted:

Being emptyquoted.

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Touch my dick and ill tell you

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Something drug related I'm sure

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Light Gun Man posted:

Being emptyquoted.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles
Getting away with murder

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
astral projection

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
saying the N word. not the phrase "the N word" but the actual word

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

When you've just done the laundry so you you have super clean bedsheets and pajamas waiting for you and you're super tired and take a nice hot shower and then get into bed and it smells like fabric softener and you drift off to sleep.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Dave_Indeed posted:

Pumping cum into this little college slut with a fat rear end back when I was ripped and had long hair. Her poo poo was put together so good, holy drat.

THOSE WERE THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Not guilty

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
having saved enough money to make that next step in life

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
when you're not the father

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coYY7V9AVPc

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
nut

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
when it's been 5 years since you dumped the body in the marsh and no one has found it

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tardcore posted:

when it's been 5 years since you dumped the body in the marsh and no one has found it

We did, we were just waiting for you to admit to it.

Move in, All teams Move in!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Kuato posted:

Taking a large crap is pretty much the highlight of my life these days

one day youll strain so hard that your heart will explode so you have that to look forward to as well

old wooden ships
Jan 22, 2015
scratching my taint

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
its making GBS threads a big fat turd OP


much like....this thread!!!!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

also this

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
attempting to beat ur personal best record for heroin consumption by weight within a 24hr period

speaking of which, i bet dying feels p hosed up esp if u arent in agonizing pain at the time its prob can be a real trip with ur body secreting lots of DMT and endorphins into itself and the feelings going on inside you at the time

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Obviously it's The Pump, duh.

rio
Mar 20, 2008

If you are a good Christian than dying is loving awesome. Get your poo poo squared with Jesus.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Wait, have I said "soapy tit wanks" yet?

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

VendaGoat posted:

Wait, have I said "soapy tit wanks" yet?

No please do :sonia:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Doing this :goatsecx: but out of the crown of your head.

:wom::swoon::wom:

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Cocaine + heroin at the same time

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Opening the fourth eye.

Opening my brown eye.

Buffer Overflow
Sep 3, 2006
Interweb Addict
Watching Ted Cruz's concession speech.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
that feel when u post a worthless comment on a dead gay forum

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


When a girl touch your b hole

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


taking a huge dump after not pooping for a couple days. you feel so light and sprightly.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Shithouse Dave posted:

taking a huge dump after not pooping for a couple days. you feel so light and sprightly.

classic Shithouse Dave

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
postin'

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
:btroll:

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
When you're doing anal, like every time you do it, there's a pain at first and it will only go in an inch or so, until your sphincter replaces and the whole thing just slides in. Like when you watch anal in porn and at first they're just pressing it against the anus then suddenly it shoots in but sometimes the guy gives up and just fucks the first inch or so.

Anyway, when it slides in you're like "Oh my God could anything possibly feel any better?"

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Lard Goat posted:

scratching my taint

i'm doing this right now

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Have you tried making GBS threads a big fat turd... on Cocaine?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:


There is lots of exceptable answers. It could be when you just reached the peak of your 3rd drop of LSD.


There is something if you float on top of your self.

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Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Ketamine

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