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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I don't want fruit in my beer, thank you very much.

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Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
ok

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

SweetKarma posted:

I don't want fruit in my beer, thank you very much.

If you are going to say this you have to name your preferred beer so that we can make merciless fun of you for admitting to liking something.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Serak posted:

If you are going to say this you have to name your preferred beer so that we can make merciless fun of you for admitting to liking something.

Bud Light, PBR, Modelo, Coors.

In that order.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I like craft beer, it's good

rio
Mar 20, 2008

SweetKarma posted:

Bud Light, PBR, Modelo, Coors.

In that order.

Your taste is poo poo you loving scrub - sorry you can't enjoy good beer like a civilized human being. Go eat a whopper with your piss water bitch

Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011
Agreed OP, most craft beer can suck a fat dick. I just want something light and refreshing. Coors or PBR does the trick.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

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rio posted:

Your taste is poo poo you loving scrub - sorry you can't enjoy good beer like a civilized human being. Go eat a whopper with your piss water bitch

you're awfully close to being rude here. Just a warning

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

What if it's brewed with vicodin

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I live in a trash can. I don't like like some sort of animal, I have a bed, a desk, an extension cord through a nearby window to charge my phone, the standard creature comforts of home. I even have a separate bathroom (protip: shower curtains can make decent walls). Okay, its pretty big, more like a trash dumpster than just a can. Its right next to a hose and faucet nobody ever turns off so I can even shower on the warm days. Life isn't bad, living in a dumpster. It taught me a lot about life, love, and the pursuit of inexpensive entertainment, but one of the most important lessons I'm learning is that craft beer sucks.

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

rio posted:

Your taste is poo poo you loving scrub - sorry you can't enjoy good beer like a civilized human being. Go eat a whopper with your piss water bitch

Hey bitch drink bourbon like a real man and then you can hate

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

To what kind of person does craft beer = fruit beer?!

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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rio posted:

Your taste is poo poo you loving scrub - sorry you can't enjoy good beer like a civilized human being. Go eat a whopper with your piss water bitch

I like whoppers too. What's so bad about a whopper?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I agree w the OP

The Local Legend
Jun 5, 2013

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Craft beer is Overpriced

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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OctoberBlues posted:

To what kind of person does craft beer = fruit beer?!

To a person that likes beer brewed with hops and barley.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Angry Bastard Ale is a good beer

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress agrees with me so I must be right.

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
craft beer literally means not garbage you dipshit

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

SweetKarma posted:

To a person that likes beer brewed with hops and barley.

Well sir, I think we agree on beer taste, but I do not think that the general agreed upon definition of craft beer is the same as what you think it is.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gargle chome posted:

craft beer literally means not garbage you dipshit

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Killer Low Life posted:

Hey bitch drink bourbon like a real man and then you can hate

I prefer scotch or vodka but having a nice double ipa or many nice ipa's or Belgian ales before or while drinking said scotch or vodka is great. Bourbon is ok I guess, but scotch is better.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

IPAs taste like armpit and athlete's foot. :colbert:

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

SweetKarma posted:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress agrees with me so I must be right.

His name makes me laugh every time I see it.

Drinking Coors right now!!! Good beer!

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Honky Dong Country posted:

IPAs taste like armpit and athlete's foot. :colbert:

Sorry about your bad, child like taste buds.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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gargle chome posted:

craft beer literally means not garbage you dipshit

What craft beer should I try? I've tried all the recommended beers. Sierra Nevada Gold, Arizona Rattlesnake, Blue Ridge Mamma, Alpine Ski Slope. I've even had the rare but much sought after, Mississippi River Catfish. They all taste like crap.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

rio posted:

Sorry about your bad, child like taste buds.

You forgot to tip your fedora while saying that.

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

Drink sours, the only beers with taste and flavor.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

rio posted:

Sorry about your bad, child like taste buds.

He's right though

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
I had a delicious Smuttynose smoked cherry weisse today. Totally owned. Pleasingly tart, not cloyingly sweet, lovely finish.

So yeah feel free to save that for me, thanks.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
i drink miller lite from a brandy snifter

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Aralan posted:

He's right though

I feel like an IPA tastes like going down on a fat woman after she ran three blocks from her home to get prime rib at the Golden Corral.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

i had a pumpkin beer and it was good OP

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Terminal Entropy posted:

Drink sours, the only beers with taste and flavor.

*cracks a Mikes Hard Lemonade*

YEAH BITCH! High fiveeeeeee!

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

MechaFrogzilla posted:

I had a delicious Smuttynose smoked cherry weisse today. Totally owned. Pleasingly tart, not cloyingly sweet, lovely finish.

So yeah feel free to save that for me, thanks.

Every single word in this post is gay

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Aralan posted:

Every single word in this thread is gay

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

rio posted:

Sorry about your bad, child like taste buds.

I used to feel the same, then I got a best friend who has 4 kids under 12. We drink Miller Lite.

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008
This is a great time to be a beer drinker. Corona and Coors are a little skunky for me but if you like PBR (who doesn't?) you might want to try something lighter on the scale - this is the end of the saison season but pilsners blondes and heffes should be available.

Everyone makes IPAS because they're easy (just add more hops lol) but they're too bitter for new drinkers. Steer clear of those and I'm sure you'll find something refreshing OP.

(I'm not a fan of fruit-flavored beers but radlers are delicious in the summer - grapefruit juice and pilsner, 50/50)

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Honky Dong Country posted:

I feel like an IPA tastes like going down on a fat woman after she ran three blocks from her home to get prime rib at the Golden Corral.

Yeah, but it's 12% alcohol so you know it's real good. Half a beer and you'll be flat on your face.

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Enjoying super hoppy IPAs and rare steak are two things that legitimately make me feel like a douchebag, but I can't help my feelings.

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