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us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
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us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Hi everyone

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
For sale: baby shoes, never worn, too small for my regular sized adult feet. Maybe buy these if you have a baby? Anyway, have a nice day

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
whats up motherfucker?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
uh wow dude i dont anyones going to want to buy those

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'm naked

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

uh wow dude i dont anyones going to want to buy those

i think this guy has a screw loose

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

dad gay. so what posted:

whats up motherfucker?

Hi dad gay so what

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

The Pony Incident posted:

Hi dad gay so what

hi motherfucker

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

dad gay. so what posted:

i think this guy has a screw loose

hopefully it didn't fall into one of the shoes. that would hurt to try on.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
my oval office reeks

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Brought printer over. She wasn't home.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dad gay. so what posted:

my oval office reeks

spray some febreeze on it

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Thread bad, oh no

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Brought printer over. She wasn't home.

i can print pictures from my gameboy color

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Hey are you jerkin your dick?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
can you post a picture of the tiny shoes?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i once shot a man for snorin too loud

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i wear moon boots

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
while we're here i have a pair of old shoes that still have some soul left in them if anyone wants to buy them

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Desired her. Got her. poo poo pants.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what are your thoughts on alphonse "papa" picou of high society fame?

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
loving creep, that's what she said.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
I have to go to work now, bye everyone

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

what are your thoughts on alphonse "papa" picou of high society fame?

I'd give him a firm open palmed pat on the butt as he walked past

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

The Pony Incident posted:

I have to go to work now, bye everyone

peace out, fuckface!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

The Pony Incident posted:

I have to go to work now, bye everyone

consider velcro. i'm dead serious

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
My soulmate, your printer has arrived.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
dumbass OP posted this thread in the wrong forum

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

Luvcow posted:

can you post a picture of the tiny shoes?


I can post a picture of my normal feet?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

The Pony Incident posted:

I can post a picture of my normal feet?

that'll do, maybe put some oil on them or something so they glisten?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
get a room, jeffrey

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Painfully he changed animu to anime

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Let the man talk goddamnit

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
What kind of oil

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
olive oil works best, also could you use a sharpie to make each toe look like a little penis?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i mean obviously the big toe would look like a big stubby penis

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
goon love is the best love

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Put some salt and fresh tomato in there and you've got yourself a penis toe salad

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
penis toe salad

haha

reminds me of a guy i knew growing up who actually had penises for toes, i think they called him edward penis toes

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