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a very nice paella
Oct 12, 2012

Kapitalism

Krokerik posted:

Bäckström declined. Burakovsky is on his way.

John Klingberg denied to play by Dallas so Avs prospect (and Skellefteå AIK player) Anton Lindholm takes the last place on the team Sweden roster.

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
https://twitter.com/hockeywebcast/status/731500287966511105

Nino Niederreiter's soul has left his body

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
The US just lost to Germany on a last minute goal from Korbinian Holzer. Given that their last game is against Hungary, this should guarantee Germany finishing third in the group which I'll just assume is their best group finish in the Worlds in a very long time.

e: Also the Czechs just lost to Denmark. This World's is weird.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Hand Knit posted:

The US just lost to Germany on a last minute goal from Korbinian Holzer. Given that their last game is against Hungary, this should guarantee Germany finishing third in the group which I'll just assume is their best group finish in the Worlds in a very long time.

e: Also the Czechs just lost to Denmark. This World's is weird.

lol

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Looking at the standings and schedule it seems that this probably means that Denmark advances (to get squashed by Canada/Finland) and Switzerland goes home. The World's are the best.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
So the US needs to beat Slovakia to advance then?

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

T-Bone posted:

So the US needs to beat Slovakia to advance then?

Is the first tiebreaker goal differential or head to head? If it's goal differential then they're effectively safe if Slovakia loses to Finland tonight.

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

Hand Knit posted:

Is the first tiebreaker goal differential or head to head? If it's goal differential then they're effectively safe if Slovakia loses to Finland tonight.

It's head to head.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
fin-slo 5-0

drat nice, drat nice!

slovakia showed some good game in the first period, but for some reason they lost it

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Norway still has a theoretical chance of they beat Russia in regulation tomorrow.

Lumius
Nov 24, 2004
Superior Awesome Sucks
this hungary game owns.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
The Bronze dream is still alive.


e: team would probably be OK with a decent goalie but man Condon/Kinkaid are bad. Throw in Demko

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 14:55 on May 17, 2016

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
Belarus beat France today, meaning that despite winning a game Hungary will still finish last in their group and face relegation. Two games left now, each starting in 15 minutes. Russia/Sweden play to sort 2nd/3rd in group A, while Canada/Finland sort 1st/2nd in group B.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




T-Bone posted:

The Bronze dream is still alive.


e: team would probably be OK with a decent goalie but man Condon/Kinkaid are bad. Throw in Demko

Were Hellebuyck and Schneider not offered spots on the team? :raise:

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Norway won the last game, sending coach Roy Johansen of with a win in his last game as our coach.

The loss against Denmark in the opening game hurts even worse now though, as we'd been in the QF if we'd won it. But, there is always another championship, and we've played better in this one than I ever can remember

Mr. Neutron
Sep 15, 2012

~I'M THE BEST~
I don't remember the last time CZE dominated and won the group.

So of course we are going to lose quarter finals :(

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Mr. Neutron posted:

I don't remember the last time CZE dominated and won the group.

So of course we are going to lose quarter finals :(

Haha. Czechs win the group and then lose in the quarters because the US lost to Germany.

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

Hand Knit posted:

Haha. Czechs win the group and then lose in the quarters because the US lost to Germany.

If the Czechs thought Germany is considerably easier than the US, they could've just thrown today's game to automatically face Germany instead, but they didn't. And hats off to them for that.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Zat posted:

If the Czechs thought Germany is considerably easier than the US, they could've just thrown today's game to automatically face Germany instead, but they didn't. And hats off to them for that.

They want their "moral victors" medals to match the ones the Slovaks won in 06.

Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend
Finns look asleep :(

Ligur
Sep 6, 2000

by Lowtax
Well it's good that the goalie has to make several tough saves to start the game so umm he'll be awake and on point. Hehe. :stonklol:

Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend
lol Komarov knows exactly what he's doing and I love it

edit: I want him mic'd up SO BAD

Kehveli fucked around with this message at 18:57 on May 17, 2016

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Perkele!

Ligur
Sep 6, 2000

by Lowtax
Hooray!

But keep giving "gently caress You!" Corey Perry those chances he'll bury it at some point :E

edit: hah Finnish players are so weak they fall down when you stickhandle their legs, so we got a PP

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity
gently caress Corey Perry just destroyed Laine's groin in a cowardly and brutal fashion.

So thank him for all potential future results for your team.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Maaaaaaliiiiiii!!!!

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity
Get DESTROYED, you violent, barbaric, arrogant, only our sport-canadians.

Kuule hain nussivan
Nov 27, 2008

gently caress Corey Perry internationally!

Ligur
Sep 6, 2000

by Lowtax
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!1111111111

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
And again!

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Wasn't expecting this after the start Finland had. Dreading the Canadian comeback in the 3rd.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Ellis needed to kick both feet up over his head on that trip to get the call, apparently.

Too many Oilers on this team is the problem.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Stare-Out posted:

Wasn't expecting this after the start Finland had. Dreading the Canadian comeback in the 3rd.

Yeah, same.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Pleads posted:

Ellis needed to kick both feet up over his head on that trip to get the call, apparently.

Too many Oilers on this team is the problem.

Cam Talbot has certainly seemed to be not very good.

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity
Usually, that would be expected. But the modern young generation in several WJC's has shown they lack the common finnish collapsibility and bad pressure handling. I've faith, at least some.


e: missing obvious quote from 2 messages up

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
Guess Who

https://twitter.com/marcmajeau/status/732639858829594625

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
God drat is Corey Perry a cheap piece of poo poo.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Thanks for that limp dick rebound, Calbot.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Ho ho ho!

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Emetic Hustler
May 5, 2009

Has Canada gone with Talbot in all their games so far? He isn't very good.

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