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Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




HammerOfHope posted:

It was hit by a zamboni

Then maybe don't let your Zamboni drivers get drunk? I've never seen that happen before.

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Going to be a greasy shutout.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
:siren: KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
:siren:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

:science: LETHAL WEAPON :science:

HammerOfHope
Apr 21, 2003

Pounding away since 1984.
hell gently caress yes

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

JoelJoel posted:

Going to be a greasy shutout.

?????

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

JoelJoel posted:

Going to be a greasy shutout.

:laffo: loolllllll

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Lol, figured that might do it.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

JoelJoel posted:

Going to be a greasy shutout.

You done did it.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




HammerOfHope posted:

It was hit by a zamboni

Then maybe you shouldnt let a false drive it. :colbert:


:siren:KOOOOOOOOOTCH:siren:

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Kucherov is too good and shouldn't be allowed to play.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
I'm naming my kid Nikki k

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Wonderllama posted:

I'm naming my kid Nikki k

Can you name an adopted kid?

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
That linesman yelled NOOOOO like his best friend died in a lovely movie.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
cizikas smashes two dudes

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

HammerOfHope posted:

It was hit by a zamboni

Well, I mean, they ARE driving around on ice! It was bound to happen sooner or later. :colbert:

http://i.imgur.com/WQyXEtP.webm

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

JoelJoel posted:

Can you name an adopted kid?

Good 1

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




HappyHippo posted:

cizikas smashes two dudes

Does he do anything beside smash dudes?

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Duke Chin posted:

Well, I mean, they ARE driving around on ice! It was bound to happen sooner or later. :colbert:

http://i.imgur.com/WQyXEtP.webm

Multi-line drifting!!!

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

Duke Chin posted:

Well, I mean, they ARE driving around on ice! It was bound to happen sooner or later. :colbert:

http://i.imgur.com/WQyXEtP.webm

i like this gif

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




HappyHippo posted:

i like this gif

its basically Canadianrednecks.gif

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
There's some ridiculous about a zamboni having headlights.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Abner Assington posted:

There's some ridiculous about a zamboni having headlights.

League requirement ever since the blackout game.

Squidbeak
Jul 24, 2007

Com Truise

Abner Assington posted:

There's some ridiculous about a zamboni having headlights.

hahaha

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Abner Assington posted:

There's some ridiculous about a zamboni having headlights.

A lot of Zam'ing is done with the house lights turned way down for intermissions and swallowing up a puck in a zamboni is generally seen as not good for it at all.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
I love how they always check for blood like that

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Okposo trying so hard to find some blood

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
No penalty?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

That should've been two minutes.

e- OH MY GOD THEY LISTENED TO US CALLING FOR THE MULTI-PUCK.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Pokey done got poked

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

ARAB

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Multipuck

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Why do they always deny us multi-puck?

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Multi-puck!

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
multipuck!

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

JoelJoel posted:

League requirement ever since the blackout game.

Duke Chin posted:

A lot of Zam'ing is done with the house lights turned way down for intermissions and swallowing up a puck in a zamboni is generally seen as not good for it at all.

I guess it's something I never paid attention to? :shrug: NyQuil-fueled observations.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTIPUCK

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

MULTI PUCK!

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

LET THEM PLAY MULTI PUCK!

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