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Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
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Previously, on Saturday Night Live...

Peter Dinklage gave his all in a hit-or-miss episode. But holy poo poo when it hit did it hit.

I legitimately considered just posting this and ending the thread, but you'll see why I didn't later:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwpmqMnngRk

Maxwell Lord posted:

This is some of Peter Dinklage's finest work

Trigger Warning: Leslie Jones doing her Leslie Jones Thang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ44aQWnH4I

Oh, and I guess there was a Game of Thrones thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTTu0k1H2JI

Russell Crowe came, and SNL struggled more than it usually does. I'm legitimately interested to see the next update to Live From New York's stories about his appearance because good LORD does this man appear to not have a sense of humor.

The episode leaned heavily on things it knew would work, like Somebody's Mom Deenie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMzCPBNsxk0

And Beck Bennett And Kyle Mooney Do Something Fuckin' Weird:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4PpSfWSWpE

The only one that was halfway decent was the one where he was a rapey hologram screaming BEAR ME A SON at women, and that one's not on YouTube for some reason.

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

The urethra, the vulva, and, of course, the anus hole.

And then, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss came and rescued us! Hooray! The writers all woke up, and Julia can seemingly do no wrong, so it was a much better episode all around.

Pool Boy was a neat premise executed beautifully by both parties:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn2933vMylY

The 12:50 Own Zone came back with a roaring vengeance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU3Zct_Z6Sw

And SNL nailed up and down a style parody of the God's Not Dead 2 trailer, but whiffed on the actual title:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDDAa1If-u4

raditts posted:

Today's Sermon:
"YAAAASS KWEEN"

This month, on Saturday Night Live...

May 7, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9vIPCHyNII

Brie Larson is a success story of talent eventually rising to the top. After doing a bunch of random parts for over a decade, she finally got noticed with some high-profile stints, most notably the movie Room. She's been really solid to great in everything she's done, and she even has a decent amount of TV comedy experience, so I'd actually expect a decent showing out of her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YwHRTCyrEo

Alicia Keys is that vanishingly rare combination of popular and talented that we should love and cherish forever and ever before she disappears too soon (I'm not beat up over Prince at all, no sir). While she's not actually done much musically in recent years, and is more than likely here to promote her upcoming judging stint on The Voice than anything else, she's still definitely going to be good for some solid musical performances.

May 14, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb3GnmzZgdk

Okay, look, you either like Drake or you don't get why people like Drake. While I'm not quite as big on him as some of my friends are, I have to admit the man is talented. ...except in the dance department. Seriously this Hotline Bling mix is my favorite YouTube ever.

May 21, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrK-HoKC-VE

Fred Armisen is hosting. Let's just rip that bandaid off right now. I don't like him, you don't like him, nobody here (that I'm aware of) likes him. He's not... he's not completely objectionable. Documentary Now! is one of my favorite recent shows, for example, and Portlandia has its moments. His entire way-too-long stint on SNL consisted of him hamming up and ruining countless sketches, and being the heir apparent to the Maya Rudolph Memorial Guess-The-Ethnicity Game. He's not a man of infinite talent, but what talent he had was consistently wasted by SNL while he was there, and I see no reason for them to stop wasting it now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-nr1nNC3ds

There's no way Courtney Barnett wasn't hand-picked by Fred Armisen to play. She just screams Twee Indie What-The-gently caress and this music is just crap. Why is this how we're ending, what did we do to deserve this, Lorne?

A programming note

So, uh, that's the end of another season of SNL! I've been making these threads for... what? Three? Four years? It's been a long-rear end time, and while I've enjoyed making these threads this whole time, it must have been noticeable that there was a decline in quality. At least, it was to me. Not to humble-brag, but that's because I've been promoted twice in the last year at work. Yay me, and all that, but it's also hosed up the free time I used to make these. To avoid rambling about it, this'll be my last SNL thread. I won't stop watching SNL, I just won't be writing failed attempts at snark about it.

Big ups to pwn for completely unsolicited taking on the duties of keeping track of and reporting on the Vintage episodes. Deadpool/X-O and I, ages ago, had an idea about running something similar as a livepost thread that never got off the ground. I think it might've predated SNL doing it every week, so they basically stole our thunder, I guess.

Anyway, I said I wouldn't ramble. It's been great making these the past few years, and thanks to the 1.5 people who actually sat and read through them all.

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pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:

Mo0 posted:

A programming note

So, uh, that's the end of another season of SNL! I've been making these threads for... what? Three? Four years?
:( Three short years, and I was reflecting on your good thread making-ness throughout the OP. Who the hell still remembers the Maya Rudolph Ethnicity Game?!

Big ups to Mo0 for keeping up on making these threads and keeping them relevant, which isn't the easiest job in thread-making. Frankly it's hard to find stuff to say about a show that doesn't exist until it's on the air every week, and doubly so when one is unfamiliar and/or disinterested with the host and/or musical guest. That was the main reason I passed it on; my thing is keeping track of trivial matters that most healthy, normal people don't have time or cares for.

Speaking of which, as stated at the end of the April thread,

pwn posted:

May lineup:

05.07: Vintage ehhh kinda
05.14: Vintage yes
05.21: Vintage ehhh kinda

The first and third weeks, there is hockey scheduled until 10:30, and then joining an SNL Vintage in-progress. Not likely to be a first-run, but rather a repeat (Richard Pryor and Tom Hanks '90 have been contingency eps in the past.)
And if you missed it, you can still catch the SNL special Goodnight Sweet Prince on NBC and Hulu.

I made a few copies for friends last week. You can check out the menu screen here.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Personal tastes aside, twee is a pretty odd way to describe Courtney Barnett's music.

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

kittenmittons posted:

Personal tastes aside, twee is a pretty odd way to describe Courtney Barnett's music.

Yeah, i couldn't think of an appropriate word and rather than remove the one that didn't really fit I just kept it there like a stubborn jerk. :(

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Tonight's Vintage, to be joined in-progress, will be Tina Fey and Ellie Goulding from 2011. Hockey 3rd period just started.

Edit: Folks on the West coast will see it in it's entirety

pwn fucked around with this message at 02:41 on May 8, 2016

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
Church Lady outta nowhere

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Random Dana Carvey?

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...
This doesn't feel like it's working.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

:drat: Brie in that dress.

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...
Haha this commercial is amazing

Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006
Jesus, I can't look away from that Old Navy commercial with NASIM PEDRAD! done up like a rockabilly girl.

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
Good lord

Dat Nasim

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Iowa Snow King posted:

Good lord

Dat Nasim

Seriously.

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Oh boy here we go. Gonna be hard to top the first one.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


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Grimey Drawer
Well this sketch worked once, let's see if it does again!

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...
Uh oh. Starting to see a few cracks...

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Full Donald Duckin' it

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Maxwell Lord posted:

Well this sketch worked once, let's see if it does again!

I am kinda pissed they tried this again this season.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
There goes Aidy

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

My wife is loving this skit.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I need soap in the shape of a flip-flop.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Brie Larson is the most generic woman I've ever seen. It's like she was designed by a committee.

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
holy poo poo

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

I love the way this skit turned.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Your quotes will be inspirational and your magnets hilarious.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Can see them changing Brie's wig in the clock's reflection.

CaveGrinch
Dec 5, 2003
I'm a mean one.
Definitely thought the "mom cut" sketch was one of the strongest of the season.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

CaveGrinch posted:

Definitely thought the "mom cut" sketch was one of the strongest of the season.

I thought Keith the crappy angel was great too.

Maxwell Lord posted:

Well this sketch worked once, let's see if it does again!

What was the original?

Ceramics
May 26, 2014

shadok posted:

What was the original?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE

Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006

shadok posted:

I thought Keith the crappy angel was great too.


What was the original?

Same Kate and Cecily characters plus Ryan Gosling, only they were abducted by aliens and Kate had a similar miserable experience. But she was so funny, she was making Ryan, Bobby, Aidy, and Cecily break. Everyone was losing their poo poo. It was a really great sketch the first time around.

CaveGrinch
Dec 5, 2003
I'm a mean one.
The original was magic. This one was funny, but like Debbie Downer it was a convergence of things that made the first one special.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Laura Parsons!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

And the KKK!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Because everyone has Herpes!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Seriously terrible dates... because everyone has herpes!

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

Big Bad Voodoo Lou posted:

Same Kate and Cecily characters plus Ryan Gosling, only they were abducted by aliens and Kate had a similar miserable experience. But she was so funny, she was making Ryan, Bobby, Aidy, and Cecily break. Everyone was losing their poo poo. It was a really great sketch the first time around.

Ah, the Ryan Gosling episode is still on my DVR somewhere.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
Herpes: It Makes Your Downstairs Go, "Ay Yai Aye!"

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

That didn't work as well as they wanted to with Shazeer.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Spoilers!

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Spoiler alert

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