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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
but it's ok! we should have a safe space to discuss our retardation.

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

im masturbating

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
me too are we eskimo bros now

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

im retarded

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

that's hard to do with oven mitts on! you must be high functioning. my oven mitts are tweety bird and sylvester

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


please help me my parents told me they would be right back after they ran to the mall but I've been sitting at this fire station for 6 days and it's cold and I peed myself 6 days ago

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

So brave

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I ate a lego

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

same

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I also did a make in my pants 5 days ago and the man who runs the fire station is getting really mad he keeps spraying a hose at me

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I jerk it to internet bespoke porn.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
hell ya if ya aint tard ya aint hard thats what i always yell when entering a place for the first time

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Buddha baws.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I hit myself in the face repeatedly unless my underpants are ironed with 2 pleats in each leg.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I've had a lot of people tell me they think I have rear end burgers but really I have rear end hotdogs because why would I try and stick something non-phalic in my rear end?

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
we post in gbs lmao

SD87
Jun 7, 2011
I'm reatrded but I never go full retard

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I never got tarded in the first place.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I didn't get vaccinated just kidding I have autism

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I never got tarded in the first place.

bullshit.

source:

AugmentedVision posted:

we post in gbs lmao

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
retard is offensive i prefer mongoloid.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
I pump off and drool constantly

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

I post in GBS and am highly intelligent. Ask me anything, anything at all, I bet I will have an answer for you.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Vastarien posted:

retard is offensive i prefer mongoloid.

Man I love to call my cats mongoloids. I came up with a restaurant idea are you ready for this it's called Mongoloidian Grill and I only hire handicapped people to make Mongolian bbq. They can't use the swords though just wood dowels sorry retards in my restaurant working

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
are you hiring???

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Yes we open on the second Tuesday of next week haha just a little joke my dad tells

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
youre dad sounds hot

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


He has had false teeth since I was in grade 7

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
so he is experienced too....

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's OK I identify as not retarded.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im retarded AND gay

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
greetings

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
hi and welcome fellow retard

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I feel people going full-retard aren't pulling their weight here in Trumps America. If you want to succeed in todays go-go mayonnaise raccoon society, you need to go 110% retard to really get ahead.

After all, those crayons aren't going to eat themselves.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I feel people going full-retard aren't pulling their weight here in Trumps America. If you want to succeed in todays go-go mayonnaise raccoon society, you need to go 110% retard to really get ahead.

After all, those crayons aren't going to eat themselves.

My guardian won't let me eat things that have been up my butt.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
Adult education
It's a bad situation
Adult education

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
op works from home :xd:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

AugmentedVision posted:

we post in gbs lmao

Ugh, get a load of this sack of poo poo. :(

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
does anyone even unironically call the intellectually disabled "retarded" anymore? i feel like the word should be okay to use again, like "moron" or "imbecile". "retard" is still hateful and a bit much but id really just like to be able to call things and people "retarded" again tia

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I passed up an opportunity to murder a white man in the woods today.

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