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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Furnaceface posted:

Also Elliott hasnt really faced anything that could resemble pressure. Dallas has 16 SOG, the majority of which have been harmless and unscreened (admittedly I missed the first period so maybe they got 1 or 2 there?).
they got a lot of odd man rushes in the first period. he's been pretty good imo.

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DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

He seems like he's spent some time with tape, the lateral moves the Dallas rush is making he's picking up on quicker.

E: Prison rules game 5, it seems. For both teams.

DOOMocrat fucked around with this message at 19:50 on May 7, 2016

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Elliott's been ridiculous this period.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

man that was crazy

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

brian elliot freakin owns

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

Exactly how much harder from a high/stick hit or number of gloves removed from a hook are going to have to happen to see a call, here.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Elliott is really good, and even when he isn't the Blues are capable of playing D without making GBS threads their pants.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

DOOMocrat posted:

Exactly how much harder from a high/stick hit or number of gloves removed from a hook are going to have to happen to see a call, here.
i wonder what the odds for no penalties were before the puck dropped

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

they call that? lmao

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
Weakest of weak calls.

Repo Jake
Feb 26, 2016
Stars PP please be good, and not the bad.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
What the gently caress is a penalty? What am I seeing right now?

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
That's a penalty for the first time all game

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Elliott apparently read my post and decided to say "gently caress you furnaceface".

Chairman Wao
Mar 5, 2013

go star
Accidental. gently caress Upshall.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Shinjobi posted:

What the gently caress is a penalty? What am I seeing right now?
Idk i guess holding?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

This is the best Brian Elliot has ever played

Chairman Wao
Mar 5, 2013

go star

soggybagel posted:

Weakest of weak calls.

Makeup call

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

straight up brolic posted:

Idk i guess holding?

Is that even a thing?

Sorry. I just find it funny that the penalty they finally broke the dam for was a holding penalty.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
jesus CHRIST this is a beautiful physical loving hockey game. dis like 90s playoff hockey god bless

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
So many chances, so little follow through.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Roussel always looks like he's going to commit murder suicide when he's heading off the ice

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Neither of these teams seem to be playing well. Elliott looks like he is the only one that cares.

Chairman Wao
Mar 5, 2013

go star
This DirecTV commercial is terrible

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

Shinjobi posted:

What the gently caress is a penalty? What am I seeing right now?

At least they deemed it necessary eventually, after pausing for a blood cleanup.

bewbies posted:

jesus CHRIST this is a beautiful physical loving hockey game. dis like 90s playoff hockey god bless

I wonder which of these coaches is better at that

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

is it illegal to slash the stick of another player? He didn't touch eakin

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

straight up brolic posted:

is it illegal to slash the stick of another player? He didn't touch eakin

when they break the other guys stick its almost always called

Chairman Wao
Mar 5, 2013

go star
Just can't get anything to go gently caress

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Scob posted:

when they break the other guys stick its almost always called
Word thanks

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
That's about the 4th slam dunk goal that the Stars have missed the net on tonight.

That'll lose you a playoff series :(

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

It's pretty impressive that Dallas hasn't scored

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
You're down by two. A penalty here kills your team. Jeeeeeeezus.

Chairman Wao
Mar 5, 2013

go star
That'll be the game

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
PLEASE DO NOT DO THE PREVENT POWERPLAY

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

Shinjobi posted:

You're down by two. A penalty here kills your team. Jeeeeeeezus.

Nobody has ever accused many of the players on Dallas of being particularly intelligent.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
I'm at a bar with a bunch of non hockey people and everyone is glued to the big screen, it owns

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




That was a really dumb penalty to take this late into the game.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Less than 5 shots from the Blues this period.

With the way the Stars have been shooting, Hitchcock's insanely stupid strategy is paying off.

Chairman Wao
Mar 5, 2013

go star
Need a short-handed goal...so Travis Moen is on the ice. Sure.

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Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

Shinjobi posted:

Less than 5 shots from the Blues this period.

With the way the Stars have been shooting, Hitchcock's insanely stupid strategy is paying off.

Stars have out shot the Blues in 4 out of the 5 games this series, and outchanced them in 3 of 5. Just the way the bounces go.

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