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Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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Man, the NFL combine is kind of like a dog show or horse races. These weird old white dude inspecting fine specimens and like checking the heat of their gennies and everything.

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Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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Imagine the regular season powerhouse team that gets Brucie B and Barry Trotz as co-coaches.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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"OATS OATS OATS" - Triple Crown Winning Horse

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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Does that count as a powerplay goal if it wasn't a penalty?

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Apr 20, 2005

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Mind_Taker posted:

It was a penalty on Malkin they just called it on Rust

Oh, so one of our PKers instead of someone who never kills penalties?

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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That's why

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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Ginette Reno posted:

Does Carlson ever not cross check someone after they score a goal?

Yeah, my mouth is agape.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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Mind_Taker posted:

Wait are you talking about Kessel or Ovie?

Follow the narrative, Kessel is the fat man, Ovie is the Geico caveman,

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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Oh man, I thought you had to touch the puck on a too many men call?

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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Pens are just two good shifts away,.

Captain Internet fucked around with this message at 02:19 on May 8, 2016

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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How smug do the Caps fan's become if they win this game still being down in the series?

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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flakeloaf posted:

All front-row tickets should read "If you and your jerkwad buddy Chad stand up and pound on the glass more than once in a period, you'll be ejected from the arena in garbage cans."

Lol in the arena where they hand people cowbells of all loving things.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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Gunjin posted:

How did Crosby not get a penalty for holding the stick there?

Oh because his open hands were on his own stick and just because backstrom held it against Crosby's body he was not holding it. Unless you'd like to call all hooking calls holding the stick on the dude getting hooked?

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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Lol at anyon that thinks NBC announcers don't give oral to the team in the lead and only the team in the lead.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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VJeff posted:

NBC trying to make 3 points in 4 games look bad?

Uhh just the opposite unless you have the TVon mute.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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Two quick ones and a heartbreaker in OT? Probably not. A shitload of more cowbells from smuggos?

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Apr 20, 2005

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BiohazrD posted:

Lmao yeah get a penalty poo poo lords

But the caps aren't being penalized?

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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Imagine if the ice was good. I wish which turns to slush which they call Verizon iceeeee.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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BiohazrD posted:

Where do I buy tickets for gsme 6?

Consol energy center, which you can actually do because our owner is not a shithead.

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Apr 20, 2005

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Pornographic Memory posted:

so how fast did caps fans just do a 180 from "IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN WASHINGTON SPORTS WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING EVER" to believing again

Smug is not something you can control.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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Sharts sharts sharts sharts sharts, everybody!

Everybody does shart, sometimes.

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Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

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Never ever stop

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