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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
drat, police say some hosed up poo poo!

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
gently caress the police

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
wow

www
Aug 4, 2010

police are goddamn liars

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
sorry about your dick, op

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

what did it taste like?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if your dick looked like a cheeseburger you are probably better off without it, op.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Looks like you'll be work from home as you RECOVER from this latest incident :D

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
ouch!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
It was me op. Honest mistake and I knew right away it wasn't the burg I thought it was.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Live and learn should be my family crest motto. Hahahahha ha :)

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
What's Latin for "live and learn"????

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
American Men R So Gross They Always Want To Eat Me, police say

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Police told me when I was young I could grow up to be somebody haha loving police man

RoxiesMD
Oct 20, 2013

by LadyAmbien
police say the darndest things

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Celluloid Sam posted:

Police told me when I was young I could grow up to be somebody haha loving police man

pranked

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

King of Bees posted:

What's Latin for "live and learn"????

ownweinerus beitus

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I'm thinking they meant hotdog

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I'm just not sure a weener could look convincingly like a cheeseburger

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Luvcow posted:

I'm just not sure a weener could look convincingly like a cheeseburger

b-b-b-butt, police say?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

RaySmuckles posted:

ownweinerus beitus

Thanks!!!11 my crest is two gryphons with cheeseburger wieners around a shield with cheeseburger wieners on it.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Windows 98 posted:

gently caress the police

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Luvcow posted:

I'm just not sure a weener could look convincingly like a cheeseburger

:nws: http://t.fod4.com/t/02cf65cc15/c1280x720_30.jpg :nws:

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

King of Bees posted:

Thanks!!!11 my crest is two gryphons with cheeseburger wieners around a shield with cheeseburger wieners on it.

qq (quick question) is the shield also shaped like a cheeseburger wiener?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Reports indicate the man had been harassing a wisecracking anthropomorphic rabbit before the incident.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

ACAB close thread

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

RaySmuckles posted:

qq (quick question) is the shield also shaped like a cheeseburger wiener?

:eyepop:

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

RaySmuckles posted:

qq (quick question) is the shield also shaped like a cheeseburger wiener?

whoa

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


i think this is the first time ive evre actually been mildly amused by the ""parody"" threads

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Windows 98 posted:

gently caress the police

Sorry they arrested you for aggravated assault. Lol

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Only good cop is a dead cop IMHO

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer



its nothing but cheeseburger wieners all the way down

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Kuato posted:

Only good cop is a dead cop IMHO

Forums user Kuato wanted on 137 counts of aggravated animal felching, police say



:chanpop:

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Are parody threads back in vogue?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Korthal posted:

Are parody threads back in vogue?

Its not a parody thread, police say

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


serendipity: the 'happy accidents' that propel mankind upward out of the dark and into the light of civilization. who can say from what cthonic spring this river of invention flows? is it fate that brought us penicillin and lsd? or are we guided by some hidden prometheus lurking in the shadows of history to discover bronze working, teflon, or biting off one's own dick by mistaking it for a cheeseburger?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


JiveHonky posted:

Its not a parody thread, police say

Lmao nice

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


JiveHonky posted:

Its not a parody thread, police say

<pulls baggy of parody out of pocket and sprinkles it over corpse>

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

MiracleWhale posted:

serendipity: the 'happy accidents' that propel mankind upward out of the dark and into the light of civilization. who can say from what cthonic spring this river of invention flows? is it fate that brought us penicillin and lsd? or are we guided by some hidden prometheus lurking in the shadows of history to discover bronze working, teflon, or biting off one's own dick by mistaking it for a cheeseburger?

That's what I keep trying to tell people but I didn't have the vocabulary. Thanks miracle

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Silento Boborachi
Sep 17, 2007

Mange Mite posted:

Reports indicate the man had been harassing a wisecracking anthropomorphic rabbit before the incident.

fudd for thought

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