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   siren:FARTS!!!!!!!siren: We ALL do it...don't lie to me son So let's talk about some times you farted and it sticks out in your memory. It can be funny, painful, messy, stinky--just make it different!!!!!!
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FIRST ENTRY: One time I farted and it resonated with such force my buttcheeks literally clapped apart n together SECOND ENTRY I farted in my car before I got out. Came back like 8 hours later and it still smelled like fart  THIRD ENTRY I ate White Castle. The next day I let a fart slip and the people I was with started saying it SMELLED like White Castle 
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May 9, 2016 02:04
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one time I let a fart that wasn't a fart at all, I had to go home and change my pants
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May 9, 2016 02:05
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one time when i was a kid i was sitting in front of the tv and hadnt yet mastered the fart lean. so i rip a big fart and it was so forceful my hips cracked like when u crack ur knuckles. always remember to lean when farting
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May 9, 2016 02:06
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:one time when i was a kid i was sitting in front of the tv and hadnt yet mastered the fart lean. so i rip a big fart and it was so forceful my hips cracked like when u crack ur knuckles. always remember to lean when farting LMAO Thats some good poo poo mate 
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May 9, 2016 02:07
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:
When I gave less of a poo poo about what I ate, I had so much Taco Bell that when I farted, it smelled exactly like Taco Bell. A ILL BREAKFAST posted:one time when i was a kid i was sitting in front of the tv and hadnt yet mastered the fart lean. so i rip a big fart and it was so forceful my hips cracked like when u crack ur knuckles. always remember to lean when farting Important life lessons itt
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May 9, 2016 02:23
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Once when I was in high school (early 90s) I was on the phone with my friend Miranda. I was sitting on the carpeted floor and had to fart so I let it rip. Like, really just blasted rear end while Miranda was talking. There was a pause and she asked, "what was that?" "What was what?" "I thought I heard a noise, like a man sighing." I should email her to finally confess that sound was me farting louder than I ever have since.
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May 9, 2016 02:29
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in second grade I cough/farted and shat myself. I waddled around until the teacher noticed and called my mom. 
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May 9, 2016 02:29
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i fart all the time. its no big deal
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May 9, 2016 02:30
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Enfield posted:i fart all the time. its no big deal Yeah, but are they all the same to you? You truly have never had a memorable flatulence event? shoophobo posted:in second grade I cough/farted and shat myself. Like this goon? Reached all the way back to second grade to pull this farty moment to the present. I felt like I was really there.
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May 9, 2016 02:35
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Enfield posted:i fart all the time. its no big deal Ok but have you ever had a particularly UNUSUAL fart? Perhaps especially malodorous? DO tell... FOURTH EXAMPLE I would get the WORST farts after drinking liquid egg whites. Like both in sheer volume and mean odor. Truly heinous.
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May 9, 2016 02:36
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Ok but have you ever had a particularly UNUSUAL fart? Perhaps especially malodorous? DO tell... Down a bunch of boiled eggs. That'll do the same thing.
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May 9, 2016 02:39
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I am the fart.
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May 9, 2016 02:45
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Sometimes when you're driving or sitting in some form of reclining chair, and you let one go, and the gas has nowhere to go but through your folded up ballsack and it makes it flutter ... your fart-fluttering ballsack, that is a startling sensation my friend e: sometimes I wonder if women with big flappy labia have this scenario
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May 9, 2016 02:46
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One time in sixth grade I farted in class. It lasted so long that the entire class had time to look around, realize it was me, start laughing, stop laughing, then start laughing again. I just sat there wearing a shrug, a grin and my own noxious cloud.
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May 9, 2016 02:46
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Back in the day I dropped a massive beer fart in a schoolfriend's house that completely stunk out all two storeys for a good fifteen minutes. His mother was disgusted. I was, of course, proud and highly amused.
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May 9, 2016 02:47
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Drunk Nerds posted:One time in sixth grade I farted in class. It lasted so long that the entire class had time to look around, realize it was me, start laughing, stop laughing, then start laughing again. I just sat there wearing a shrug, a grin and my own noxious cloud. What did it sound like....squeaky? High pitched? Low rumble? Lets hear it bro
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May 9, 2016 02:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_efRUrmjSc
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May 9, 2016 02:54
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When I was probably 12 or 13 just hanging out with some friends at my house I bent over and yelled "Sonic Booom!"like street fighter right as I ripped a massive butt barrage that was probably the loudest most violent fart I have ever experienced outside of life threatening food poisoning. My rear end cheeks were actually numb for 10-15 seconds and I really thought I may have damaged myself. This was one of the most memorable farts of my life. Thanks for your time.
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May 9, 2016 02:56
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sometime I take a poo poo that smells so bad
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May 9, 2016 02:59
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wanna marry dat gril
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May 9, 2016 03:00
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Not mine, but forever a sa treasure of mine.
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May 9, 2016 03:00
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I ripped a crazy SbD in the 3rd grade and everybody was blaming it on each other; I was blaming it on my best friend and vice versa. Years later I told him I did it.
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May 9, 2016 03:06
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:What did it sound like....squeaky? High pitched? Low rumble? Lets hear it bro Like a baseball card in a slow-moving bicycle, with a baritone hum
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May 9, 2016 03:08
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EorayMel posted:Not mine, but forever a sa treasure of mine. if you never had a gassed thread you should post more
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May 9, 2016 03:09
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crabcakes66 posted:When I was probably 12 or 13 just hanging out with some friends at my house I bent over and yelled "Sonic Booom!"like street fighter right as I ripped a massive butt barrage that was probably the loudest most violent fart I have ever experienced outside of life threatening food poisoning. My rear end cheeks were actually numb for 10-15 seconds and I really thought I may have damaged myself. This was one of the most memorable farts of my life. Thanks for your time. I have had this experience exactly myself and I can totally empathize. Thank you for sharing. E: I even recall thinking "I damaged my hole" or somthinge like that
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May 9, 2016 03:11
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EorayMel posted:Not mine, but forever a sa treasure of mine. This needs to be in a museum.
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May 9, 2016 03:11
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In fifth grade we had to do that stupid presidential fitness test and i got paired up with the girl i was crushing on. When we were doing the situps i tried to really bust em out to try to impress her with my awesome abs but instead i blasted a fart right in her face. She told the whole class and they all laughed at me. The end.
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May 9, 2016 03:13
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Rasta_Al posted:In fifth grade we had to do that stupid presidential fitness test and i got paired up with the girl i was crushing on. When we were doing the situps i tried to really bust em out to try to impress her with my awesome abs but instead i blasted a fart right in her face. She told the whole class and they all laughed at me. The end. This story rules.
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May 9, 2016 03:24
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Whoa, I farted and this thread showed up. I am truly amazing.
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May 9, 2016 03:25
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:if you never had a gassed thread you should post more That ain't my thread. And I will probably never make another thread, as must be.
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May 9, 2016 03:26
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this is now part of my life, and is memorable.
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May 9, 2016 03:38
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EorayMel posted:That ain't my thread. can't be a good poster until you have a couple of gassed threads
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May 9, 2016 03:41
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farted for like 4 seconds straight one time
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May 9, 2016 03:43
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I had one a week ago that literally smelled like cooked food, and it made me hungry.
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May 9, 2016 06:18
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May 9, 2016 06:55
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ate store-bought meatloaf a few weeks ago and hooooly poo poo i felt literal shame the next day in the office bathroom
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May 9, 2016 07:02
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One time I farted so loud I woke up.
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May 9, 2016 07:12
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There was a period about 15 years ago when I was really sick for a few days, and I had the most unholy shits imaginable, accompanied the gigantic, insanely loud farts. It didn't help that I had just started a new job. They were so bad, that I started using the washroom a few floors away because they were so loud and long I was sure people on the floor directly above and below could hear, let alone those on the same floor. One was so ridiculously powerful that a hazy vapour came out of the toilet when I let it rip, like hot air rising off a sun-baked road, making the air all blurry and swimmy.
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this is the kind of content I come to GBS for
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