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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
all the people on the internet seem broken, they all have some weird disease or mental issue or are poor or w/e

let's post here if we are happy and like our life

I am happy and like my life! also I'm not broken

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
If you were broken how would you even know?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I'm pretty happy and I like life. I think i might still be broken, though

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Applewhite posted:

If you were broken how would you even know?

I would post threads on the Internet about how I was broken? idk actually

e: since I am not broken

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I like my life and enjoy my job and still like playing video games a lot

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

im just broke

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I have 26000 in the bank and nothing to spend it on because they won't give me credit

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


You can give me some money if you'd like Mumpy

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Applewhite posted:

If you were broken how would you even know?

This is a five star post.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I'm super happy. Love my life, family, job, hobbies, and have just enough strife to not become jaded

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Celluloid Sam posted:

You can give me some money if you'd like Mumpy

I'll buy you a beer sam. no worries

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Drunk Nerds posted:

I'm super happy. Love my life, family, job, hobbies, and have just enough strife to not become jaded

gently caress yeah, another happy person on the Internet

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
hey sup guys

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
oh poo poo i thought this was the alcoholic thread my bad

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

do you think lowtax no longer posts in gbs because he's happy? it's kind of my theory

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

good for him, you know?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I've been on this forum since before I hit puberty. I am very well adjusted and not broken in the slightest.

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Pawn 17 posted:

I've been on this forum since before I hit puberty. I am very well adjusted and not broken in the slightest.

heh me too

*spins the chamber*

maybe tonight

*click*

GODDAMN IT

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Applewhite posted:

If you were broken how would you even know?
Self-awareness. Some people know they're broken but don't want to go through the effort of fixing it.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Iron Prince posted:

oh poo poo i thought this was the alcoholic thread my bad

its a jackly thread, close enough

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mandator posted:

do you think lowtax no longer posts in gbs because he's happy? it's kind of my theory

It would be nice if this was true

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

It would be nice if this was true

he did get rid of ban yourself thread

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
I like to imagine Lowtax at the helm of like a sailboat miles out at sea just smiling and happy for once, finally happy

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i heard a story my friend told me about her waking up with semen on her face in college but i think she was lying because she is so goddammed ugly

on the flip side an attractive girl i know that i tricked into loving me got super upset after being catcalled today

i dont know what women want is what im saying

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
"tricked into loving me " is a nice way to say date raped.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

sometimes i will eat 1 and a half hot n readys and drink a pot of coffee just for the primo poo poo that i will enjoy in the next 12 hours

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

"tricked into loving me " is a nice way to say date raped.

triggered.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I thought you meant not broken in heart or spirit, and I was going to be like "ta da!" but i do have a foreverial medical condition so fuk

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i have a fantasy about waving guns to people on the highway but i am far too lazy to actually buy a gun

hoping the gun store will make a delivery service like pizza hut so i can rob one of the drivers also like pizza hut

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

instead of bullets can the gun shoot pepperoni?

and instead of firing can the gun be a pizza?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i had a turkey burger tonight and while chewing i had a clairvoyant flash into a dystopian future where everything is more or less the same but beef hamburgers went extinct and were replaced by turkeyburgers

i am weeping softly to myself as i type this, i might just drive my cutlass into the local zoo later

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

im an alcoholic

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
haha fuckin' wild man keep on keepin on

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

what do yall think about the state of the nation

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
Broke, but not broken. Will dance for groceries.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I have 26000 in the bank and nothing to spend it on because they won't give me credit

send me some

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

i wanna offer my body for hot meats on the streets

edit: cheeseburgers jerky pork roast anything goes

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
buy me a avatar mumpy puffinz

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
i accidentally cut myself today while i was stabbing paper plates with a knife

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
:yikes:

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