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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Good, I'm glad you're having fun

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
but just to warn you guys i was watching a "how to win at slither" youtube for like 5 minutes while it was downloading and i was distracted so

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
in as suck my halls plz

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Ibogaine posted:

Agreed. It's an awesome game.

now smoke some weed and try it

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Smash it Smash hit posted:

but just to warn you guys i was watching a "how to win at slither" youtube for like 5 minutes while it was downloading and i was distracted so

sorry buddy but i got #3 snake and i don't see anyone else bragging itt

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Nation posted:

sorry buddy but i got #3 snake and i don't see anyone else bragging itt

i got lik 600 before someone came to my desk asking for something and i ran right into some scrub

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


how do i get fat?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Paranoid Peanut posted:

how do i get fat?

Eat

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
my phone lags pretty bad when a big dude comes on the screen but tbqh if a big dude comes on the screen im probablly going to die anywyas

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
im a big gay retard, how does it determine which snake gets killed in a collision? i got killed by a little grub when i was at 500 length then killed a giant snake when i was a grub

idgi

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

du -hast posted:

im a big gay retard, how does it determine which snake gets killed in a collision? i got killed by a little grub when i was at 500 length then killed a giant snake when i was a grub

idgi

you gotta make their head hit into your sides

also how do you make yourself blink and go super fast like you gotta go fast?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i googled it, you double tap to gotta go fast, poo poo that woulda helped me earlier

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I prefer worm.is

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i want to play the jfk game but but i keep forgetting to find it

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i googled it, you double tap to gotta go fast, poo poo that woulda helped me earlier

going ultraspeed makes u poop out your points behind u and get smaller so be careful friend snake

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
i wish i were better at this game because it is legit fun

I always run into people when I'm getting random points because I'm a bad

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
I told myself I'd stop playing once I hit #1 i did and then I didn't

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
drat, made it to #3 and then died to a guy who wasn't even speeding. just got too hard for me to maneuver around, as a big guy :(

rio
Mar 20, 2008

CJacobs posted:

Download the app and play it on your phone, dumbass

It lags and stutters like a motherfucker on my phone, which is too bad because touch controls work well. I tried it with my xbox one controller using a program called gopher but the best control method I've found is just using my MacBook touchpad.

Agent 86
Jun 14, 2002

Sometimes when I rub my snake it spits at me.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I got to first place last night and my rule lasted about 45 seconds before I hosed my poo poo up by accident on a little guy. That's my story.

Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit
p sure these .io games are some kind of social experiment

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
what does the .io in slithagar.io mean

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
A significant fraction of my robotics class is hooked on this game. Earlier in the year it was agar, and before that it was some tank combat game that looked like something from the old Atari 2600.

Putty posted:

what does the .io in slithagar.io mean

It is the web domain for one of Jupiter's moons. That's how the aliens control us.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
agar.io is lame because the biggest cell (whoever has been playing longest) can just sit there invulnerable
in slither i took down a giant when i was only 500 pts long

slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
In as BIG GAY SASHIMI

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I wish this game had voip chat

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

im playing as VORE FETISHIST SNAKE, OP

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i keep ramming into snakes aggressively and they seem really reluctant to eat my remains

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

pretty good but have you played suckle.testos?

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
cyka

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
blyat

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Someone should make the game shitter.io

El Duderino
Mar 28, 2003

If you're not into that whole brevity thing..
Stupid top 10 filters the Dildo in my name to pickle. Fuckers...

slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
The best is causing a massive trainwreck feeding frenzy if you manage to suicide in the middle of three or four huge snakes. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
HEY guys i havent stopped playing i only got like 2000 but i am transending into snakehood i will come for you all when i understand it all

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Ahundredbux posted:

now smoke some weed and try it

Cool idea. I'll do that later this evening.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
dang I just discovered this game a few days ago too I guess I should've posted a thread

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Hey guys is me the slitherio nigga back with more slitherio YouTube let's plays watch as i RAGE at the game and am black

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
I want to expand the lore on the slitherio nigga for my new book can someone write some fanfiction please

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